hello edgelords long time no see! your god emperor is visiting us and ill be a translator for the president media delegation, trump picking the most influential country (to the US) as his first destination seems like a respectful move, he's been a really great president (for us saudis at least, i would be furious if i was an amerifag) him approving that arm deal is a nice sign of a bright future of our great alliance!
what do you think of this visit? also ask a saudi anything, I'm a certified redpiller
Would you be stoned to death of you were caught posting on pol, thus confirming yourself as a faggot?
Nicholas Perez
Houthis are targetting the capital with ballistic missiles (all of them are pathetic, none even came close, and all were intercepted), kinda wish something happen while he visit, It would be interesting to see the panic if he died in fucking riyadh lol
Sebastian Rivera
Come on why are you americans take everything personally? chill, I'll hand you a 3 day fermented sobia that's totally halal.
Gavin Miller
quality shilling comrade
Aaron Nelson
Come on we fellow muslim countries should help each other, my brother in allah!
Connor Robinson
What the fuck is fermented sobia?
Benjamin Rodriguez
Oh come on you must be a proxy fag, there isn't a saudi that doesn't know what a sobia is, especially that ramadan is coming
i bought you some bacon where can u give me and adress to send it to?
Jaxon Cruz
I don't know أكتبه بالعربي
Ian Gutierrez
>influential
hmmm, really made me think
Xavier Stewart
Woops wrong pic teehee
Luis Wood
You moron that'd be like sending him gold. You know the black market value on that here?
Jaxon Perry
This I agree with. How does it feel eating American shit forcing you to live beside those rat bastards?
Justin Evans
What's Sobia is it like an alcoholic beverage you guys can get away with drinking ?
Ethan Stewart
FPBP Sage
Nathan Harris
Convince him to convert to Islam so the US can lead white jihad against the European infidels.
Justin Wood
The translation is appreciated saudibro
desu, no idea how the speech will turn out
Nicholas Rivera
You started at 7/10 but no. I cannot even bump you.
Alexander Miller
Which reminds me what's your guys opinion of isreal after we inevitably fall are you two gonna slug it out for regional supremacy?
Logan Bailey
fuck off british, we aren't friends anymore,
ياخوي تستهبل ما تعرف السوبيا؟ ما قد رمضنت في جدة والا وش قصتك عزيزي السعوطي Dude I don't think you know how much that worth here in Saudi.
Yes its basically an alcohol drink that's isn't fermented enough, so you just complete the procedure in your home lol may allah listen to you brother, some of you are cool, if you are an american media don't come to riyadh tomorrow ;)
It says the struggle bring us togather or something, basically it means let's be buddies amerimom
^sorry got many replies didn't proof read
Carson Jenkins
try harder kid
Jose Johnson
That's Egyptian shit, you goddamn h*jazis.
Jonathan Ortiz
>Saudi Arabia pays for billions weapons >Trump delivers them to Saudi Arabia as promised pic very related
Lucas Edwards
Why does Saudi Arabia rely on supporting terrorists instead of having a real disciplined army like a respectable country?
Liam Barnes
That's turkey, don't confuse us with those wanna be western bastards
Fucking najdi 7weel, get off my lawn
When you put it that way it seems like a good strategy, fuck the west in the ass while leading the UN in human rights, Saudi government are masterminds at getting away with these kind of things.
Jason Martinez
Kek not a filthy n*jdi. I'd rather be a jew.
Daniel Rodriguez
Are you fucking dumb? Najdis ARE jews (cryptojews), get your facts straight
Owen Foster
انت عبيط ولا تستعبط؟ I'd still rather be a proper Jew than a n*jdi
Juan Bailey
ARAB JEW AND BLOND JEW
And why isn't / pol/ answering, you cheap cucks?
Logan Allen
>Gangs of Muslims beat up American citizens >They were invited by Trump >Make America Sharia Again
Hunter Gray
...
Chase Turner
Is there genuinely a black market for pork products? How much in USD would a pound of bacon cost?
Isaiah Sanchez
Nah, people here are disgusted by pork anyway, maybe some expats have some in their fancy compounds, but no there isn't any black markets for pork
Alexander Bennett
Of course. I don't exactly (I'll ask) but I imagine it could easily fetch $50-$100. Again, I'll have to ask the expats here, but I know they go through a lot of trouble to smuggle it from Bahrain for example.
Zachary Wood
REEEE GET OUT....also good luck Houthis
Daniel Cox
how the fuck will he tweet from there?
Jace Foster
What's the point of these weapons when the Saudi army is bad. Will they just not fall in to the hands of huthis and isis armies?
Anthony Richardson
There's this thing called internet ...
"Hurr durr I only read houthi propaganda and iranian media", take a look at the airforce page of Saudi Arabia, with that kind of power we can wipe out the entirety of yemen, but that's not the point, the point is to reinstall the legitimate yemeni government, which isn't an easy task when you rely only on air bombing without sending an offensive ground troops and only rely on locals to take up arms and fight for themselves
Also can you please link my to a single weapon that isis got from the saudi army? now how about american weapons? ;)
I suggest you stop believing propaganda and start thinking for yourself
James Ortiz
what do you offer the US/west?
John Lewis
What does that even mean?
Noah Gray
>black markets ssshh don't let the goyim know about the slave trade, effendi
Jayden Thompson
just aking why we shouldn't just neutron bomb you into the sand age
Caleb King
petrodollar > USD > eurodollar.
Nolan Harris
There should be a Saudi general like /sg/ but only for 2-3 days.
Maybe lots of good memes will be made in the next few days.
Aiden Campbell
>eurodollar
wat?
I'm just asking why we don't just take your country over
Adrian Martinez
Woah....
Most based answer yet. Only it's spelled (((petrodollar))).
Ayden Edwards
I'm an Italian American Catholic sleeping with a Saudi Women and cheating on her with a Syrian, how does this make you feel?
Lucas Adams
Militarymightdollar > petrodollar (((USA))) owns you, not the other way around.
Caleb Bennett
The other half of the Semitic combo.
Adam Cruz
please keep Donny Safe. he needs you guys right now.
Julian Cooper
Why do your royals wear kitchen tablecloths on their heads?
Don't they realize how ridiculous they look?
Logan James
how do you feel about the fact that your oil production is going to decline more rapidly due to the fact that you're using newer technology to deplete wells. its gonna be like a rapid decline in output quickly.
Grayson Bell
but saudis are based, apart from all the jihad
don't tell me they are as bad as jews
Cameron Wilson
nice larp those forced grammatical errors are cringe worthy
Andrew Powell
jesus fucking christ what degenerate city are you in? i'm going to guess... somewhere in california.
Luis Cooper
Lesbians fucking sounds hot but I don't think cheating even for gays is acceptable in America.
Austin Sullivan
why would we want to own Saudi Arabia? All they do is build gaudy palaces and send their children to act like faggots abroad.
Brandon Allen
Why don't you guys use toilet paper? Wiping your ass with your hand is nasty.
Josiah Baker
>not combining the East superior water ass cleaning with the West's use of paper
Just wet the paper and pamper your asscrack with it. Best of both worlds.
Carson Cox
>It would be interesting to see the panic if he died in fucking riyadh lol
Lucas Roberts
I'm actually a chemical engineer who stays in Al Khobar a few months out of the year. Arab women are hot as fuck under those dirty abayas.
Carson Williams
You get cheap oil from them in exchange for military hardware. It's not a real exchange, though, because if they refuse your military sends an "accidental" missile on one of their naval vessels during a joint exercise. In addition to this, while your taxpayers foot the bill for the oil purchased, Lockheed Martin shareholders reap the benefits of the irrefusable arms deal. That, and other geopolitical benefits in the struggle to destroy Iran, destabilize the middle east and create pro-Israeli Kurdistan, and the ultimate goal of self-fulfilling Jewish eschatological prophecy.
US-Middle east redpill in a nutshell.
Cooper Wright
Shouldn't you be asking that to your self? Theoretically, you could but why then you aren't taking it over?
Luis Nguyen
>Sandniggers can't even produce a bullet >Buys it from infidels/jews to fight against infidels You suck. I hope the war between you and Iran will start soon. So world can get rid of some shitskins.
Gavin Carter
>You get cheap oil from them in exchange for military hardware. Where do you ignorant fucks come up with this shit? >3rd world shithole edumacation.
Henry Phillips
Answer my question you cuck.
Blake Garcia
I suggest cheating on her with a Lebanese
If only it were that easy, you could barely hold your own country together nowadays let alone invade something.
Dude I'll protect him with my life if I could, he proved himself as a good leader in our black saudi eyes.
"w8 their iz nother cultures??!!!???11!"
If you want my honest answer, I trust the deputy crown prince to know what he's doing, he's proven himself to know his shit lately and I approve of that, so I'll leave it to him.
I was just talking in fucking Franco-Arabic to a fellow Saudi and shitting on Najdi jews, are you dumb or what?
yumm
i always knew you turks are stupid, america imports way too little oil from saudi arabia, everything boils down to the petrodollar, that's why we are best buddies
That's cringey, without the oil money you can't even find water anymore
Man she's too beautiful to be Saudi, this must be the syrian girl then?
Xavier Thomas
Are there people in Saudi discontented with the House of Saud? Is a coup or revolution a realistic possibility in the next 5-10 years? What might be the breaking point or precipitating event?
I always read about those crazy Wahabbi clerics who are super popular and hate the West, but toe the king's line for some reason...
Ian Ward
Any news there about the Yemen missile attack?
Tyler Ortiz
What's a good insult for Arabs?
Aaron Foster
Can Turks get banned from Sup Forums? They're hated by everyone. Thanks.
Oliver Kelly
You got good banter goatfucker. I still can't stand your whole people and the death cult you follow. But you've had some good chirps this thread. Credit where it's due.
Nathaniel Young
Colonizing and conquering their countries has been an effective means of insult for centuries
Jacob Allen
So are Leafs...
Isaac Miller
Not him, but you're probably lying about the Saudi. For one there's like 100k Saudis max in America (0.03% of population), a country of 320 million people. Most of which are student and spread out all over the country. Odds for someone to be in a relationship with a Saudi woman and be also a Sup Forumstard are very low.
Lincoln Perry
Man turks are fucking dumb
Sooo, any hope for you to invite me to a compound and a couple of glasses when you're in Khobar again? ;)
We Saudis pride ourselves that we were never a colony, (because we had nothing to be colonized for at that time lol) but still ...
Seems to be true, intercepted midair in south of riyadh (unpopulated area)
We are tired of oppression we are using twitter twitter to get our voices heard, lately we got concerts legal again (after being banned for decades), I always say, as long as the Saudis are ready to progress, the government won't oppose, the government is just afraid that if they tried to speed up the process they will get fucked exactly as the Shah of iran, but to answer your question, everyone loves the king, even liberals.
Grayson Nguyen
About %10 of your total production goes there, that's not way too little. This is despite USA being closer to Canada and Venezuela.
Take it up with king roach, fellow pariah of Sup Forums.
Jaxson Gray
Can we ban all leafs and stupid-words-flags? I think everyone would agree on that.
Robert Kelly
Islam is satanism, how do you live with this sandnigger user?
Logan Allen
Do you think they give us 300 billion worth of arms for giving them basically 13% of their oil imports?
Jackson Wilson
yeah that's the Syrian. This is the Saudi
Benjamin Stewart
Good looking, just don't tell me she's a Najdi girl?
Joshua Hall
>Both taken in 2017-05-19.
Fake. Stop taking girls pic from facebook just to say you're fucking them.
Luke Baker
Hadhrami
Read my second comment. I didn't meat them in America.
Henry Morris
If I take the plunge and become Muslim to merge with my National Socialism for the ultimate anti-Jew path, should I pick Sunni or Shia and why? I am a hardcore racist which must be factored in.
Kayden Long
why are you jealous Omar? I have no reason to lie.
John Watson
>Hadhrami Hadhrami are dark skinned like east Africans and live in Yemen.
You clearly just did with the ethnicity answer.
Elijah Martin
Sounds like you're triggered cuck
Xavier James
Fair enough.
Cooper King
Nigga if you're going to make shit up, make sure you know your shit first. Anyone can post pics of pussy they found in facebook or instagram. Post /hc/ material pic or don't bother.