The Great Orange Leader Visit

hello edgelords long time no see! your god emperor is visiting us and ill be a translator for the president media delegation, trump picking the most influential country (to the US) as his first destination seems like a respectful move, he's been a really great president (for us saudis at least, i would be furious if i was an amerifag) him approving that arm deal is a nice sign of a bright future of our great alliance!

what do you think of this visit? also ask a saudi anything, I'm a certified redpiller

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Please kill yourself you are just as bad as a jew

No one is as bad as a jew.

Would you be stoned to death of you were caught posting on pol, thus confirming yourself as a faggot?

Houthis are targetting the capital with ballistic missiles (all of them are pathetic, none even came close, and all were intercepted), kinda wish something happen while he visit, It would be interesting to see the panic if he died in fucking riyadh lol

Come on why are you americans take everything personally? chill, I'll hand you a 3 day fermented sobia that's totally halal.

quality shilling comrade

Come on we fellow muslim countries should help each other, my brother in allah!

What the fuck is fermented sobia?

Oh come on you must be a proxy fag, there isn't a saudi that doesn't know what a sobia is, especially that ramadan is coming

Ey up Abdullah
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

i bought you some bacon where can u give me and adress to send it to?

I don't know أكتبه بالعربي

>influential

hmmm, really made me think

Woops wrong pic teehee

You moron that'd be like sending him gold. You know the black market value on that here?

This I agree with. How does it feel eating American shit forcing you to live beside those rat bastards?

What's Sobia is it like an alcoholic beverage you guys can get away with drinking ?

FPBP
Sage

Convince him to convert to Islam so the US can lead white jihad against the European infidels.

The translation is appreciated saudibro

desu, no idea how the speech will turn out

You started at 7/10 but no. I cannot even bump you.

Which reminds me what's your guys opinion of isreal after we inevitably fall are you two gonna slug it out for regional supremacy?

fuck off british, we aren't friends anymore,

ياخوي تستهبل ما تعرف السوبيا؟ ما قد رمضنت في جدة والا وش قصتك عزيزي السعوطي
Dude I don't think you know how much that worth here in Saudi.

Yes its basically an alcohol drink that's isn't fermented enough, so you just complete the procedure in your home lol
may allah listen to you brother, some of you are cool, if you are an american media don't come to riyadh tomorrow ;)

It says the struggle bring us togather or something, basically it means let's be buddies amerimom


^sorry got many replies didn't proof read

try harder kid

That's Egyptian shit, you goddamn h*jazis.

>Saudi Arabia pays for billions weapons
>Trump delivers them to Saudi Arabia as promised
pic very related

Why does Saudi Arabia rely on supporting terrorists instead of having a real disciplined army like a respectable country?

That's turkey, don't confuse us with those wanna be western bastards

Fucking najdi 7weel, get off my lawn

When you put it that way it seems like a good strategy, fuck the west in the ass while leading the UN in human rights, Saudi government are masterminds at getting away with these kind of things.

Kek not a filthy n*jdi. I'd rather be a jew.

Are you fucking dumb? Najdis ARE jews (cryptojews), get your facts straight

انت عبيط ولا تستعبط؟
I'd still rather be a proper Jew than a n*jdi

ARAB JEW AND BLOND JEW

And why isn't / pol/ answering, you cheap cucks?

>Gangs of Muslims beat up American citizens
>They were invited by Trump
>Make America Sharia Again

...

Is there genuinely a black market for pork products? How much in USD would a pound of bacon cost?

Nah, people here are disgusted by pork anyway, maybe some expats have some in their fancy compounds, but no there isn't any black markets for pork

Of course. I don't exactly (I'll ask) but I imagine it could easily fetch $50-$100. Again, I'll have to ask the expats here, but I know they go through a lot of trouble to smuggle it from Bahrain for example.

REEEE GET OUT....also good luck Houthis

how the fuck will he tweet from there?

What's the point of these weapons when the Saudi army is bad. Will they just not fall in to the hands of huthis and isis armies?

There's this thing called internet ...

"Hurr durr I only read houthi propaganda and iranian media", take a look at the airforce page of Saudi Arabia, with that kind of power we can wipe out the entirety of yemen, but that's not the point, the point is to reinstall the legitimate yemeni government, which isn't an easy task when you rely only on air bombing without sending an offensive ground troops and only rely on locals to take up arms and fight for themselves

Also can you please link my to a single weapon that isis got from the saudi army? now how about american weapons? ;)

I suggest you stop believing propaganda and start thinking for yourself

what do you offer the US/west?

What does that even mean?

>black markets
ssshh don't let the goyim know about the slave trade, effendi

just aking why we shouldn't just neutron bomb you into the sand age

petrodollar > USD > eurodollar.

There should be a Saudi general like /sg/ but only for 2-3 days.

Maybe lots of good memes will be made in the next few days.

>eurodollar

wat?

I'm just asking why we don't just take your country over

Woah....

Most based answer yet. Only it's spelled (((petrodollar))).

I'm an Italian American Catholic sleeping with a Saudi Women and cheating on her with a Syrian, how does this make you feel?

Militarymightdollar > petrodollar
(((USA))) owns you, not the other way around.

The other half of the Semitic combo.

please keep Donny Safe. he needs you guys right now.

Why do your royals wear kitchen tablecloths on their heads?

Don't they realize how ridiculous they look?

how do you feel about the fact that your oil production is going to decline more rapidly due to the fact that you're using newer technology to deplete wells. its gonna be like a rapid decline in output quickly.

but saudis are based, apart from all the jihad

don't tell me they are as bad as jews

nice larp
those forced grammatical errors are cringe worthy

jesus fucking christ what degenerate city are you in? i'm going to guess... somewhere in california.

Lesbians fucking sounds hot but I don't think cheating even for gays is acceptable in America.

why would we want to own Saudi Arabia? All they do is build gaudy palaces and send their children to act like faggots abroad.

Why don't you guys use toilet paper? Wiping your ass with your hand is nasty.

>not combining the East superior water ass cleaning with the West's use of paper

Just wet the paper and pamper your asscrack with it. Best of both worlds.

>It would be interesting to see the panic if he died in fucking riyadh lol

I'm actually a chemical engineer who stays in Al Khobar a few months out of the year. Arab women are hot as fuck under those dirty abayas.

You get cheap oil from them in exchange for military hardware. It's not a real exchange, though, because if they refuse your military sends an "accidental" missile on one of their naval vessels during a joint exercise. In addition to this, while your taxpayers foot the bill for the oil purchased, Lockheed Martin shareholders reap the benefits of the irrefusable arms deal. That, and other geopolitical benefits in the struggle to destroy Iran, destabilize the middle east and create pro-Israeli Kurdistan, and the ultimate goal of self-fulfilling Jewish eschatological prophecy.

US-Middle east redpill in a nutshell.

Shouldn't you be asking that to your self? Theoretically, you could but why then you aren't taking it over?

>Sandniggers can't even produce a bullet
>Buys it from infidels/jews to fight against infidels
You suck. I hope the war between you and Iran will start soon. So world can get rid of some shitskins.

>You get cheap oil from them in exchange for military hardware.
Where do you ignorant fucks come up with this shit?
>3rd world shithole edumacation.

Answer my question you cuck.

I suggest cheating on her with a Lebanese

If only it were that easy, you could barely hold your own country together nowadays let alone invade something.

Dude I'll protect him with my life if I could, he proved himself as a good leader in our black saudi eyes.

"w8 their iz nother cultures??!!!???11!"


If you want my honest answer, I trust the deputy crown prince to know what he's doing, he's proven himself to know his shit lately and I approve of that, so I'll leave it to him.

I was just talking in fucking Franco-Arabic to a fellow Saudi and shitting on Najdi jews, are you dumb or what?

yumm


i always knew you turks are stupid, america imports way too little oil from saudi arabia, everything boils down to the petrodollar, that's why we are best buddies

That's cringey, without the oil money you can't even find water anymore


arabnews.com/node/1101071/saudi-arabia

sorry late, too many replies

Man she's too beautiful to be Saudi, this must be the syrian girl then?

Are there people in Saudi discontented with the House of Saud? Is a coup or revolution a realistic possibility in the next 5-10 years? What might be the breaking point or precipitating event?

I always read about those crazy Wahabbi clerics who are super popular and hate the West, but toe the king's line for some reason...

Any news there about the Yemen missile attack?

What's a good insult for Arabs?

Can Turks get banned from Sup Forums? They're hated by everyone. Thanks.

You got good banter goatfucker. I still can't stand your whole people and the death cult you follow. But you've had some good chirps this thread. Credit where it's due.

Colonizing and conquering their countries has been an effective means of insult for centuries

So are Leafs...

Not him, but you're probably lying about the Saudi. For one there's like 100k Saudis max in America (0.03% of population), a country of 320 million people. Most of which are student and spread out all over the country. Odds for someone to be in a relationship with a Saudi woman and be also a Sup Forumstard are very low.

Man turks are fucking dumb

Sooo, any hope for you to invite me to a compound and a couple of glasses when you're in Khobar again? ;)

We Saudis pride ourselves that we were never a colony, (because we had nothing to be colonized for at that time lol) but still ...

Seems to be true, intercepted midair in south of riyadh (unpopulated area)

We are tired of oppression we are using twitter twitter to get our voices heard, lately we got concerts legal again (after being banned for decades), I always say, as long as the Saudis are ready to progress, the government won't oppose, the government is just afraid that if they tried to speed up the process they will get fucked exactly as the Shah of iran, but to answer your question, everyone loves the king, even liberals.

About %10 of your total production goes there, that's not way too little. This is despite USA being closer to Canada and Venezuela.

Take it up with king roach, fellow pariah of Sup Forums.

Can we ban all leafs and stupid-words-flags? I think everyone would agree on that.

Islam is satanism, how do you live with this sandnigger user?

Do you think they give us 300 billion worth of arms for giving them basically 13% of their oil imports?

yeah that's the Syrian. This is the Saudi

Good looking, just don't tell me she's a Najdi girl?

>Both taken in 2017-05-19.

Fake. Stop taking girls pic from facebook just to say you're fucking them.

Hadhrami

Read my second comment. I didn't meat them in America.

If I take the plunge and become Muslim to merge with my National Socialism for the ultimate anti-Jew path, should I pick Sunni or Shia and why? I am a hardcore racist which must be factored in.

why are you jealous Omar? I have no reason to lie.

>Hadhrami
Hadhrami are dark skinned like east Africans and live in Yemen.

You clearly just did with the ethnicity answer.

Sounds like you're triggered cuck

Fair enough.

Nigga if you're going to make shit up, make sure you know your shit first. Anyone can post pics of pussy they found in facebook or instagram. Post /hc/ material pic or don't bother.