>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>5 male blacks on the viaduct throwing rocks at trucks >foot chase in the alley
Liam Nguyen
Stolen vehicle white Kia four door.
David Stewart
what tricks will male black be up to tonight
Leo Lewis
Such a comfy fuckin pic Robert! Hot damn it's gonna be a good night!
Anthony Rodriguez
Four niggers dressed in black, driving a blue sedan.
Liam Powell
Not politically related. Sage
Evan Adams
(((Silver Infinity))))
Isaiah Ramirez
Rape is popular on weekends.
Connor Miller
Stolen plates, as if you had to ask.
Brayden Morris
Good evening.
Josiah King
It's like nonstop fucking mayhem living with blacks. I genuinely feel bad for all you hard working, decent Americans that have to put up with this on a daily basis. Stay safe ameribros.
Leo Wood
Christ. Go pound your head in a doorframe or something.
Liam Morgan
Out out out! > Damn kangaroo cunt is too stupid to understand the politics behind Chiraq
Michael Bailey
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Colton Morgan
Not the usual bookend for that one, but valid nonetheless.
Hudson Ortiz
>not sure what they are smoking
Carson Gonzalez
Dindu nuffin
Michael Reyes
That makes me sick. God damn...I unironically believe niggers and their shitskin kin are going to be the end of civil societies in the west.
Zachary Cox
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Lincoln Jenkins
Ready for the Rampage
Joshua Morgan
The one surprising thing is that his father was actually around.
Lincoln Robinson
Yup. That is the normal bookend for the other one.
Lucas Rivera
East bound and down.
Hudson Davis
Father son bonding is rare among homo-Africanus.
Noah Cruz
Thank. God. He. Was. Holy fuckin Christ these creatures need gased.
Jordan Murphy
You cunts take the bait everytime...
Easton Reyes
Planned Parenthood ain't all that bad.
Michael Torres
Didn't we tell you to fuckin kill yourself already once, abo-scum?
Parker Sanchez
No kidding! Kek!
Michael Young
t. 56%
Isaiah Phillips
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Samuel Martinez
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Jose Clark
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Lincoln Gonzalez
>Watch yur keys
Elijah Evans
You're almost as stupid as the leafs. Go take a bath in bleach, and then go look at yourself and try to figure out which of the poor life-choices you have made have led you to this sorry point.
Christian Lee
Whoa! Be careful around that edge kiddo!
Parker Wright
Hey, for laughs...to go google maps. type in the address: 717 E 134th Place Chicago
go to street view.
Tell me what you see.
Evan Miller
Who is Adam?
Carson Mitchell
Adam is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve. Just like Robert.
>717 E 134th Place Chicago I don't see what you're seeing
Leo Hill
>The niggers?
The field negros, yes.
Brody Taylor
You seem angry. Why? When one of our own turns out to be an ignorant jackass. should we not call them out? It's what we plead for burgers to do all the time, after all, and so we should all adhere to the same rules.
Adrian Martin
He's a retarded burger
Oliver Torres
They look like slaves. I thought it was funny.
Nevermind.
Jordan Murphy
looks like a corn field would be more fitting if it was cotton
Lucas Bell
Adam is our day shift boys in blue
Matthew Thomas
You're right. My apologies
Andrew Lopez
I live in the Chicago metro area. #1. you never see farms in Chicago. #2. You certainly never see niggers working manual labor jobs. #3. You NEVER see niggers working in a literal field around nature en shit.
I guess I just take for granted how wierd it is.
Maybe Canadian niggers are known to be cowboys and whatever.
If so, fine. I apologize for the inside joke.
Brayden Wilson
lol u idiot
Sebastian Peterson
Adam is day shift, he keeps the seat warm for Robert untill he shows up
Gabriel Fisher
>lol u idiot
My intelligence has tested average.
Hudson Cooper
where did you get it tested? im scared to get mine tested
Gabriel Howard
Help keep Robert safe tonight anons
Gavin Ward
>where did you get it tested? im scared to get mine tested
I took several. One was out of a library book pre-internet. Got an 85. As I took more tests I got up to 120.
I guess I would split the difference.
Oliver Butler
>not checking your keys
Joshua Scott
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Anthony James
Units PLEASE check your keys!
Bentley Cox
last night was the worst, Lez dispatch was getting cranky
Ryder Jenkins
There was a time before the internet...? Damn man, I'm glad you're here with us.
Nathaniel Kelly
>85 lad...i...
Adrian Edwards
Edition 3. Get 'em out if you got 'em.
Blackout rules apply
Brandon Barnes
>lad...i...
Yes, I know it was "borderline retarded", but I did understand the power of cultural bias.
There was a timed word scramble and it involved names of "famous figures" I never heard of at the time.
Dominic Ward
Officer Robert Reporting, got muh keys checked.
Brandon Wood
Relatively new to the feed, but some things I've heard over and over:
>check your keys >Robert >shots fired >man with a bat
Austin Diaz
>cultural bias. >famous figures sounds like you never paid attention in school or the world at large
Elijah Allen
Shots fired East Halstead and Robert is coming over to relieve Adam, here we go boys!
Dominic Ross
Do they work 12 hours rotating shifts?
Lucas Turner
>sounds like you never paid attention in school or the world at large
I was in high school, and there was no AOL at the time.
I never heard of the poet "Wordsworth"...what does that have to do with general cognitive prowess?
Jordan Gutierrez
>check yo keys the "key" on the radio, they get bumped/stuck resulting in a hot or open mic >Robert Call sign for the overnight officers >shots fired that's just the night time music of Chicongo >man with a bat OHH! That's a bingo!
Jayden Ortiz
>Do they work 12 hours rotating shifts?
No, they piss and moan about the mere suggestion.
I have no idea why.
You get so many more full days off.
Charles Lopez
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Kayden Ortiz
>tfw you make it in time for roll-call GENTLEMEN! How the hell are ya?? From-scratch pizza is in the oven, and I'm hunkering down for some genuine friday night chiraq-style cooning.
Justin Hill
>There was a time before the internet...? Damn man, I'm glad you're here with us.
Well, one kid in grade school had Prodigy. By sophomore year in high school one kid was into dialing up into those individually hosted chatrooms, and then newsgroup stuff.
Meeting bitches from AOL chat rooms didn't really happen til I was in community college.
ah, well yeh your fluid IQ could be average but the crystallized IQ seemed low, maybe cause you were just young and didnt know much (atleast i think thats how it works)
also regarding that recent call of a guy with a camera seeing someone throwing shit over his balcony; why dont more people get simple camera setups for their homes if they live in crime riddled cities?
Lincoln Bailey
Do you think they know about their cult-following? Seems like people from around the world tune in as casually as a daily radio show.
Sounds like my age group reporting in t. 36, all Commodore 64s report for duty
Josiah Jones
calicucks btfo
Dylan Johnson
40-kun standing by. Atari ST, Commodore 64, and Amiga in tha heezy
Noah Rogers
>Commodore 64s motherfucker, I had an original Atari. Those had a faux wood grain on them, that's a mans game system.
Christopher Watson
i had a atari 1600
Julian Perez
>person shot standing on the corner
I think I've still got one of those sitting in my parents' basement.
Alexander Cruz
I've loved this thread since I found it a few moths ago. However the thread feels botish in nature. If you're human give me a human response.
Daniel Robinson
a human response
Julian Cook
>i had a atari 1600
I thought I was just a fucking retard for not figuring out the game ET.
Turns out the game was inherently fucked up, and when people found out and stopped buying it, Atari literally buried all the remaining copies in the desert.
Matthew Brooks
>GENTLEMEN! How the hell are ya?? From-scratch pizza is in the oven, and I'm hunkering down for some genuine friday night chiraq-style cooning.
Special Robert friday dinner waffles whhut
10-8 12-66 Robert RRH -8m yeah you gots to get it crunk
