Just fucking kill me please
Has feminism gotten this bad in 20 years ?
Just fucking kill me please
Has feminism gotten this bad in 20 years ?
>it's real
I grew up wanting to be a movie director and even spent my later teenage years and early 20's writing scripts and trying to learn as much as I can. Sometimes, I wish I'd never found Sup Forums because I wouldn't have lost my passion.
I thought it was a joke
It is like we are living in some bizzare world
Tom Hanks is in this movie
You know the last movie he was in with women was a league of her own
I sense some great MEME material with this
There is so much wrong with this image I don't know where to begin.
amy is courageous and brave. stop hating on traps.
fake as fuck.
...
It's fake retards. Learn what satire is.
You can't be a movie director if you aren't Jewish. It's their special club. They only let goys in who bow to them and serve as proxy Jews to their will.
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What in the motherfuck are they doing. Why is this happening, please fucking kill me.
Or them. Please them.
totally fake
you thought you could fool me Sup Forums, but you couldn't
Quick, name your 3 favorite directors so I can expose them as either Jews or servants of the Jew
B8 and saged.
Is it a comedy?
Do we still have a scene of someone crying for their mother as their intestines spill out
b-but her pussy a-and her titties...
>SHE IS FUNNY
Would unironically watch. It's time to finally get history right.
Why
There is no way this is true.
lol
just keep feeding them rope
>Betoota advocate
Please tell me you were joking
Why is it always a fucking remake? Oh yeah because women can't come up with anything of their own, only repeat what men do.
Stanley Kubrick
Wes Anderson
David Lynch
I bet she'll just be at home the whole time. Probably in the kitchen. Also, which female actor has the range to fill the acting shoes of vin diesel?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses there, fellas. You boys tellin' me this here load of manure is act-tu-al fact-tu-al?
We should encourage (((them))) to make it. It would only drive more people to our side.
Top kek
Martin Scorsese, Akira Kurosawa and Alfred Hitchcock
Every time I come on Sup Forums you kids are screeching about a satircal article and then you make posts about (((fake news))). Truly the pinnacle of autism.
>Ghostbusters remake
>Saving Private Ryan remake
F U C K O F F
>People are falling for this
I'm not even going to check if this is real.
Then quit coming here faggot, oh wait you can't.
Jews are amazing for society
A hoax, please do your own research before posting
You fool, get back to work. We need GOOD movies, not this shit!
>tfw you knew it was fake but you still raged a little
CAN NOT BE REAL
TOO STUPID
>burgers and leafs are unaware of top tier Australia bant-shitposting
Betoota are the biggest shitposters in Australia
Couldn't they have just called it Saving Private Ryan 2. I don't like the fact they take the name of the classic.
I know that feel, it's the art world I once loved. I wanted nothing more than to be honored and recognized by the organizations I deamed infallible.
Now I hate them all and seldom create. My loathing knows no bounds and art feels impotant.
it was okay when the movies made burgers think they won the ww2. now your all mad because its reused as propaganda. hahahahahaha. i'll there wont be a female stalingrad haha. pavlinas house? nope.
>Sup Forums is now too stupid to factcheck shit they see on the internet
>Sup Forums now gets baited by twitter jokes
fucking idiots
This is a humour website, fags. Onion tier.
>implying
It's not real you retards.
This wouldn't even bother me if they weren't shamelessly co-opting the original movies for publicity. why can't they just make new shit?
Is it just the Americans that are cast as women? How about the Germans?
These fags aren't polacks they're Leddit refugees
>too stupid, lazy and pathetic to think of an original thought
>kick a bunch of dudes out in favor of a fat bitch pig and some other equally corpulent background slobs
fuck me I got jewed by this fake bullshit
Does Tom Hanks support their project?
I don't believe this to be real. And on the off-chance it is, how the fuck can it not completely bomb?
fucking kill me, take my sks fucking rifle and jam the bayonet in my fucking throat and pull the fucking trigger
Fake news.
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH.
Can't open the link. Is Paul Feig directing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>all female remake of saving private ryan
The worst part is this doesnt even surprise me. Remember when you were happy Sup Forums? I don't.
GO
BACK
TO
YOU
STUPID
FUCKING
FAGGOTS
Probably one of the most gifted directors in hollywood. If it wasn't controlled by the jews you would see more from him. He is only allowed in because of his work being so good it can't be blocked or ignored.
Another forgettable movie. No one will remember it a week after if leaves theaters.
>when reality is so bad you were 50/50 about it real before making sure
stop projecting you fat faggot ass retard bitcch
hahahah you faggots are so retarded. im literally laffing RN
Yeah I don't want to accept it but it is what it is.
snopes.com
(((snopes))) says nopes.
saged
although yes this is fake, snopes is pure propaganda. trash source gtfo newfag ree
>Wes Anderson
Shit taste
It's the Betoota Advocate - it's the Australian version of The Onion. I can't believe you had to go to fucking snopes of all places to figure that out
Wait, this is real? THIS IS REAL?
How could you not come here? It's one of the most interesting echo chambers on the web.
BetootaAdvocate is a solid meme
>Producers expect the all-female remake will be received well
It's funny because the idea behind Ghostbusters was equally retarded but that actually happened.
>echo chamber
shiggy
why tho
>fake
almost made me have a heart attack OP
have a downvote
jackie chan
HAHAHAHAHAHA The Betoota Advocate is Australian's The Onion but far better. This is A+ Satire
I propose we respond with fake advertisements for an All-Male remake of Steel Magnolias or something.
They have fallen for some fine aussie shitposting.
That or you'll be served a team of Jewish writers who will throw such "progressive" subject matter or themes, such as Coprophilia. You're not getting anything to screen unless it's been tainted for with degeneracy.
>banned from reddit
>banned from twitter
>banned from facebook
Thanks, but no thanks.
Steven Spielberg
>betoota advocate
mate.
>what is more essential: the truth or gender equality
They are trolling us. They are the master rusemen.
>Betoota Advocate confirmed for best bait in town
i still think I'm not done. I'm on hiatus in a way and studying the art of my forbears, I don't know how to present it and i don't know who my audience would be aside from all these assholes on Sup Forums who cant even keep the legendary mass murderer Sam Hyde from living in his car.
but i haven't abandoned hop. I think men like you and I could be the future. we are the one that need to figure out how. I like to try and tell myself that I live in an age of golden opportunity, that in 30 years boys will look back and think about how easy it would have been to be ground breaking in an era of censorship, how the first people to be a strong voice were obviously hero's and why couldn't it have been them to be alive in such a time. don't give up friend. passions don't come easy, I tell myself this frequently
Just the first step in feminists rewriting history using Hollywood. Like the movie hidden figures it tries to highlight minority people with tiny roles and turn them into increadibly integral part of American history. Now just writing men out all together. I bet her love interest is a black bull of a man who loves her for her curves.
this is an australian parody news site
just imagine how group of fat and blackskinned merican womans defeat weak nazis and won ww2.
b-but her pussy a-and her tiddies...
>SHE IS FUNNY
ftfy
I'm feeling it
I for one, can not wait. I haven't paid for a movie ticket in years but I'd pay for this. A few hits of acid or few grams of shrooms and this sounds like it would be entertaining as fuck. Sure, this is a hoax now, but maybe someday.
Jesus i had to check to make sure it was fake
I sure hope so, user. I can't share a planet with people who think gender equality is more important than historical accuracy in a movie that's supposed to be as historically accurate as possible.
That's exactly what it is even if echo chamber is a phrase ((they)) use.
The fact that an editor saw this story and approved it is beyond me. It's like a part of their brain that controls reality short circuited and the wires got crossed. Up is Down, Black is White, Feminine is the new Masculine. I hope they show woman screaming bloody murder as they get limbs blown off. I'm 100% sure the nazis are all white males....100% fucking sure.
but i haven't abandoned *art
You know that car video was a joke, right?
Name 10 gentile directors that aren't Jackie Chan.