MAGA POL

Greetings people.

First post on Sup Forums. Love this place think I've found a new home and here to stay. Let's take a moment to celebrate the man of the hour.

I'm fuckin tired of clicking on gas stations, you fucking shemales.

First post shit post, congratulations

>clicking on gas stations
I forgot that was even a thing. If you get a membership you don't have to do that anymore.

sage

Oh shit I did not know that. Thanks faggot.

>a membership
It's called a pass. Lurk more before posting.

Trump train isn't a thing anymore newfag. It's confirmed he's working with the jews. Also, sage

welcome my fellow magapede

I'm here to keep it a thing.

Welcome, here's your first [spoiler]sage[/spoiler]

We don't want it to be a thing, don't you understand? The jews are behind it all, lurk moar. (((Your))) newfaggotry will be our downfall. sage

fucking nazi drumptard making fun of deaths of 6 million innocent people

Too bad fuckface. I'm going to redpill you reddit-style.

Couple of dudes above you already tried to sage me, which I'm assuming has something to do with showing me your tiny fucking cock and twirling it around like a helicopter.

>redpill you reddit-style

Fucking hell, a reddit redpill is like a 9gag bluepill, fuckoff. sage

Whoa there's such a thing as a reddit redpill? I was making shit up.

Then you should fuck off. Trump's ran dry already, forcing this shit is what a kid would do.
It's not funny anymore, alright? You want to force people to continue to honestly at the same old joke. Well, it's not going to happen.

>there's such a thing as a reddit redpill

>doesn't understand ironical sarcasm

>implying he wouldn't know things about his home

Oh boy. You've got a lot to learn, start by lurking more into (((they're))) control. sage

This is our board now. Assimilate or fuck off. Make some tendies or some shit

I'm actually just bored. the_donald originated from here and you fucking dipshits did nothing to control it so I thought maybe I should come and shitpost and annoy you.

It's fun because you can't ban me and I'll just continue to randomly piss you people off.

Have a good one newfagnewfriendnewwhateverthefuckyoucallyourself.

>this is our board now

>cannot even greentext

>that sentence

Obvious (((bait))), sage

> I'm a faggot.

Me too!

Trump is shit

>implying it takes a brain to greentext
>tfw we are taking over your safe space

Fuck off, we're full.

You td faggots are going to be intellectually crucified by knowledgeable anons