Brit/pol/ - Sup Forums Vote labour -ووٹ لیبر Edition

>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Tory Manifesto: FUCK YOUR MEMES
arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/05/tory-manifesto-2017/

archive.is/OAkfi

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
archive.is/g1FN3

>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
archive.is/JM2I8

>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

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Are there any pakis here?

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

Just OP.

>not voting for UKIP
>not wanting to mine asteroids for platinum and water
>not annexing the planets if you could

why are you arsed?

>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.

corbyn سفید کافر کو موت لے آئے گا

So the answers yes, then.

Reminder that the Tories will ban Sup Forums and regulate all internet content.

>Thursday 7 May

So a few years ago then

youtube.com/watch?v=ORifieiZiP4

i don't know does it?

why the fuck would you now vote libdem?

why the fuck would you now not spoil your ballot?

What are we going to do about the thread of drug-causing terrorism?

youtube.com/watch?v=tzNzCm7Kn9A

Protest vote.

SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT CLEAR

Someone needs to redo this song for the English with "black and tans" in reference to the hordes. That song needs to be A P P R O P R I A T E D

>When you drink a gallon of whole milk a day

So I can shitpost in privacy lad.

50% of british flags on Sup Forums are paki or indian

WE DON'T WANT NO MORE QUEER

About time too. Far to many socialists raiding at the moment.

>mfw we own the shittest parts of ireland

>in 2009-2011 I lost everything

Asks more questions than it answers to be honest. What a retard.

are you broken? spoilt ballot/protest vote

same fucking thing

Eweeeww, what madman would vote for this dirty hippy?

>reminder that under Labour's commitment to renewable energy sources, you'll only be able to visit Sup Forums when the sun's out, and can only shitpost during a thunderstorm.

19 DAYS UNTIL TORY SWEEP

MATE do you REALLY think the libdems have a chance? ffs this board kills me at times

WHERE ARE MY 100 BILLION??

As a whole we will do better under WTO than the current EU restrictions, this has been shown time and time again. The WTO rules are not forever until we figure out a deal with the EU countries, it's better taking a little pain than being like Norway or Switzerland that are controlled by the EU in many ways. We can do it alone, we don't need to accept their migration rules like Norway is being bullied into doing.

post the jeb one

u so klever

I hope Tories win, it pisses the pakis off.

give it some time and you'll get the 100 billion african *refugees* you lust for

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>geldstrafe

Gold strike? Allah Gold strike?

Go ask France, they'll no doubt pay.

Oh go fish your children out of the Mediterranean, Ahmed

haha, nope.

Haha yep

Brit/pol/ server Discord: discord.gg/A6WU2zr

Leftist Jihadi Watch members.

whats this lol?

> Spoiling your ballot
> Being in the same catagory as retards who can't cross a box properly

No thanks.

I wish.

not an argument

>15th may
>versus 3 seconds ago

lel

>this is 100% legit comrades
>the tory pigs are being routed as we speak

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Fuck off Ste.

see for yourself

ge2017.gritdigital.co.uk/#2017-opinion-poll

Reminder of the main points of the appalling "Corbynist Manifesto"

>at least one publicly-owned energy supplier in every region of the country, with the government controlling the transmission and distribution grids.

>policy of rail nationalisation when train operators' franchises run out "has been Labour Party policy for a number of years"

>renationalise water companies (many of which are foreign-owned currently)

>renationalise "Royal" Mail (currently the Queen's head is privately owned)

>£10 minimum wage

>Ban so-called "zero hours" contracts

>Spend an extra £8bn on social care over the next Parliament

>Refuse to make "false promises" on immigration - restore British workers' rights to prevent undercutting by companies bringing in migrants on the cheap

>Strengthen trade union rights - including increased unionisation across the workforce and repealing last year's Trade Union Act

>Scrap the public sector pay cap and reintroduce national pay bargaining

>Increase income tax for the highest-earning 5% to raise an extra £6bn for the NHS

>Build at least 100,000 council and housing association houses a year

>Halt weapon sales to Saudi Arabia - human rights abuses, alleged war crimes in Yemen and the source of Wahhabist terrorism

>restates the existing policy to renew Trident but commits a Labour government to a defence review

>Stress that any leader should be "extremely cautious" about using Trident nuclear weapons, which leader Jeremy Corbyn opposes

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PAYPAYPAYPAYPAY

Funniest thing i've seen all week. Pakis actually believe this.

I don't agree with a good 75% percent of this

>online poll vs real poll

Halting weapons sales to those foul sand-nigger is probably the best thing that has ever been in a manifesto. They've got my vote.

faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/medien/studie-wie-ueber-fluechtlinge-berichtet-wurde-14378135.html
DAS SCHAFFEN WIR!

These are horrible policies, mate. Mail, water and trains were SHIT when they were national, and I can't feel too good about my mates who are on zero hour contracts losing their jobs. I don't know if I like the idea of "borrowing" a sixth of the entire national debt either. 500billion to go on "investments" just sounds like kickbacks. And creating a ministry of labour to give corbyn's fat slug trade union mates power in parliament would be bad enough, if it weren't for him wanting to remove the lords, who are the biggest check on parliamentary power we have.

what the FUCK is their problem?
youtube.com/watch?v=tL2alGfNPlQ

Imagine being Irish. Having this permanent victim complex engrained into the very fabric of your society and culture. Being nothing more than a rebel off-shoot of a glorious empire of a neighbour. Your entire identity revolves around "fuk da english xddd" and all your politics is about the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. muh abortions muh norniron muh abortions muh norniron

The same politicians for decades dominating your island, Gerry Adams, Martin McGuiness, the same parties arguing over the same thing for decades.

Being Irish is a stain on humanity, just a mongrelised race of poor peasantry, living a life of opposition, instead of forging your own identity and path and leaving the past alone.

>these are the polls I like

Funny... pakies always expose themselves.

Silly little mudskin.

UKIP.....TORIES!!!!!

Pretty useless though considering the US has just made a $350 Billion weapons deal with Saudi Arabia.

I don't think most small British businesses are running enough of a profit to survive the weak pound and WTO rules. The EU isn't going to accept a trade deal unless we settle our debts. For a country that has built up its diplomacy over the centuries to an art form, this zero sum game of holding a gun to our head is embarrassing.

A lot of this for me personally is in hindsight so parts of my arguments are not very helpful now we've voted out but the sooner we recognise we were conned the better.

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Online polls that people can vote in again and again are garbage.

tory cucks

You know what Labour's problem is? Whether one agrees with their policies or not the party is a fucking mess, filled with people who can't agree on anything, don't have a clear vision in mind and hate everyone who disagrees. On top of that there is their constant refusal to confirm that they would use a nuke if needed.

They could offer us a gold bar a piece and they still wouldn't get the vote because they're a fucking joke. That party is now the Momentum Party.

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Can't wait for the 1000 year Tory reich

>Not morally abstaining

>Women in scotland vote more tory than men do
explain

>sign in using faceberg
>people can vote in again and again

but dey can't do

You can have 100 billion papiermark if you want

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True, Uncle Sam sells them a lot of weapons, but I am pretty sure we're still their second biggest supplier. And we have personnel teaching them how to use those things as well. Stopping this could only be good.

To be fair to them Guinness is a superior stout to any macrobrewery one coming out of England.
There's a reason St. Patricks day is a bigger event than the Queens Birthday everywhere outside of the UK (and probably in it too).

>All the celebrities autistically screetching because May won't implement Levesons Press Censorship disguised as regulation.

Loving every laugh lads.

>labour's oldest held seat

>people can't make more than one facebook account

the lefties love the 30,000 strong twitter echo chamber polls

Leveson part 2 is being dropped and the recommendations from the first are not going to be implemented. Wonder why.

real guinness is pretty good, but i've had better. scottish oat-stouts are particularly nice.

There's literally nothing wrong with this though. Those 'regulations' were a joke.

If the UK had preferential voting Labour would probably drop below 100 seats this coming election.

Unless you work in aeronuatics, or freight and haulage, or for any one of the defence contractors that will go out of business.

Can Ethics buy bread and milk in Corbynistan?

That is really good news, Leveson is fucking awful

murdoch is based though

i expect nothing less from tory mummy boys

Just got back from a funeral lads and could do with some pick-me-up bants.
t. welshfag

>the press should be free to hack into dead people's mail for a headline

t. Hugh Grant

The reason Paddy's day is bigger than are Liz's birthday outside of the UK is because Americans who once sat next to a person who was 1/64th Irish love to LARP. Paddy's day is none entity inside the UK, just a handful of straggling tater niggers celebrate it.

Give me one reason why I should care

The Guardian is salty they don't get to spend the evening with mummy may

Better exists for sure, hence why I specified macrobrewery. It's funny that you mention oat-stouts, the best stout I've ever drunk was a local Tasmanian out-stout.

>Lefties dogpiling online polls 24/7 in the comfort of their own home and then being too lazy to go out and do the real thing
color me shocked

>Only oldfags will remember this lad

youtube.com/watch?v=tzGR-Ma64zo