Brit/pol/: Midriff Edition

>2 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>May to create strong and stable new internet
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Tory Manifesto: FUCK YOUR MEMES
arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/05/tory-manifesto-2017/

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>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
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>racism = power + prejudice
>pakis can't be racist
>wrong kind of paki
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-general-election-paddy-singh-north-wiltshire-candidate-suspended-racist-tweets-holocaust-a7746041.html
>what are we gonna do lads?

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Who cares about UKIP?

Norman Saxon vs Anglo Saxon

Who would win?

I can tell her pussy is perfect.

>racism - prejudice = POWER
>discriminating against someone for literally no reason whatsoever is POWER

I doubt it, she's fucked at least 2 guys.

I can't stand teresa may and her extreme nanny state 1984 bullshit. If I had the money I'd leave right now

youtube.com/watch?v=nuvarkz3yLY&feature=youtu.be

why do white people think that black and Muslims are the only minority

I heard she smells funny.

BBC radio 3 vs classic fm?

Is this real?

So who else is voting for Jezza next month?

SHILL! SHHHIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

After him, fellow r/ukpolitics posters!

made a leaflet for you lads

They're the only minority that are significant or majorities in some constituencies.

i doubt it but it's a good tactic to turn people off labour desu

Classic FM.

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But that's the kind of thing that would get upvoted on r/ukpolitics.

Riddle me this, lads.

What does the commons have to gain by importing assorted forms of """"enrichment""" when they'll be necked along with the rest of us during the minority uprisings?

You can say it's about cheap labour all you want, but are global leaders really so short sighted?

post the music you're listening to whilst wasting your day away on brit/pol/
youtube.com/watch?v=hqxgv1xl7oY

top drawer

Why do so many British people have that weird gremlin face?

Also why are UK people trying to ban knives? The discourse in your country confuses me

>Wanting me to watch 1 hour of SOMALIANS
The microphone is shit, I could barely hear anything even at 100% volume

holy fuck tim farron's wife is a fucking ghoul she looks like an 80yo mtf trans man

I am.

Best of a bad bunch.

Spectacular. Send it to Tory Party HQ, it would be a hit.

>implying jezza is DYEL
He deadlifts Diane Abbot all night

i always think about it this way:
if you had a homogenous, independent and tightly-knit populace, how would you best get them to subjugate themselves to some overlord?
you'd divine them up into blocs (classes), move other blocs (ethnicities) around, propagate the idea that each block has its own interests which cannot coincide with the interests of others, and then give each bloc the ability to vote on the seizure and ownership of the property of other blocs.

Answer this post please, curious what you guys think

Tim, the misses and his kids

in bruv jezza's a fucking mad man.

my nigga

Obviously only the edgier, muh BASED conservative types come to Sup Forums.

kys

brit/pol/ discord server: discord.gg/A6WU2zr

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>Also why are UK people trying to ban knives?
Knife crime is only a london nignog problem,

>mfw name is actually Jeremy and people from England call me Jezza

How do you guys get Jezza out of Jeremy? Just curious.

>Also why are UK people trying to ban knives?
Britain is perhaps the most cucked state in the entire world. I'm not sure what happened since 1914, but since then we've gone from a nation of resilient individuals pulling ourselves up by the bootstraps to a bunch of inbred cucks who cannot think for ourselves and want the state to control out entire lives so that we feel safe and looked after by a big daddy

Rachel Riley. Fittest broad ever

Also why are UK people trying to ban knives? The discourse in your country confuses me

because we can't trust people with knives here

youtube.com/watch?v=BTalSfjsGKA
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will we ever get a good party to vote for ?

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Fuck off septic.

I see lots of people saying the rich should pay more taxes. Why?

Someone 'shop a UKIP logo on that rosette

>broad

youtube.com/watch?v=3yT4jXEzzF0

>They bred
Big up the GCHQ mandem keeping us safe senpai

>talking about property with friend
>"avoid narborough road, it's full of crime and violence"
>look up it's location via google
>pic related

what did he mean by this?

i hope nobody here is fucking dumb enough to go on this

>that weird gremlin face
It's a celt face. You'll find it most prevalent in places like Ireland and Scotland, it's also why Germans and Americans look more similar than Americans and English.

The UK doesn't want to ban knives, just to control the sales because "inner city youths" use them to murder and rob.

cuz i wun me fuckin scrumpy jack at 50p a can

A vote for conservative is a vote to ban yourself from this very thread.

Lads, how long has the word F A M autochanged to senpai for?
Senpai

no, good parties require politicians which have ideas that are good for the nation, and ideas which are good for the nation are mutually exclusive with the mind of a man who wants to rule a country with his own ideas and with force.

because the rich never invest anything and never employ anyone and are never intelligent and never actually give anyone anything and they're dumb idiot heads who stole all their money

Benis into bagina

if you catch my drift.

Another question, lads.

What do we do when Big Mother drops the great internet banhammer?

Get a VPN

he meant that he was retarded enough to believe that the working class, the middle class and the upper class have different long-term "economic interests"

go outside or start a real bri/pol/ in a disgusting pub some where.

surely not start killing politicians, now that would be just AWFUL

They don't seem to realise taxes fund their own destruction.

JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY

> It's simple, we just need to take the money from the rich and give it to the poor

I'm sure all those countries get on fine with each other

Maybe it's because the invention of the plane (and use of it in military combat) that actually made it possible to attack Britain and it scared the fuck out of you guys a lot and you decided to bury your heads in the sand and rely on America instead of facing your problems head on.

That's my theory

no i think it's because we privatised the royal mail

shit this lads

Her eyes are off kilter.

Brit/pol/ meet up in Manchester

Thanks for that, I have always wondered this. The bug eyes, weak chin, huge ears and the lines beside the mouth are a pretty prevalent in UK anglos but you don't see that look much in USA.

Just dont eat the brownies

America's well off worse than us though, they think electing trump and having anti-fa vs alt-right """""""""rallies""""""" actually accomplishes anything while they lose their country out from under them.

I think you're wrong and that I'm actually right

>anti-fa vs alt-right """""""""rallies"""""""
Wildly entertaining though. I thank them for that

>implying anyone goes into the Old Wellington with Sinclair's next door

Can't go wrong with a pint for £2.20

Not Anglos, Celts. You'll see it in the Irish Americans I'm sure.

Really makes me want some good food all day, and "real cask ales"

>not a utopia and not without its problems

Gee I wonder why

Did that this morning, lad.

Only so long before one of us says 'paki' too loudly and we all end up nicked, tbqh.

America is literally the most stable country in the world with the brightest outlook over the next 100 years. Nobody will ever be able to bring us down. Not even some retarded squabbling amongst paid protesters.

NO ONE IS TRYING TO BAN KNIVES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

THOSE "BIN YOUR KNIFE" ADS ARE AMNESTY FOR CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmao

>america's worse off than us
not true
they're going more capitalist, we're going more socialist
we'll be overtaken by fucking india in 30 years

Wew go to the printworks faggot. I'll be waiting outside.

I'm the black guy in the vote tory top.

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legit do this in real life as is, nobody cares about the jews round here because it's all far leftists and muslims anyway

America as it was in the past won't even exist in 30 years.

If you increase taxes then businesses will just increase the price of food and such. You will end up paying more for your shit and also might not have a job because its cheaper to run a business somewhere else.

>while they lose their country out from under them

That happened a long time ago. We aren't in any better state, either.

Does that imply that your government think they lead Australians or what is the deal here?

>they're going more capitalist
consistently bails out all the big failing industries

Is the BNP and NF dead these days? Who's gonna replace UKIP in the nationalist electoral political party scene?