Is German efficiency a meme or is it a hangover from a better time?

Is German efficiency a meme or is it a hangover from a better time?

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I'd buy something made in Germany over China

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. The rest just bicker over how much EU subsidies they deserve for changing bulbs.

The short answer is "No it's not a hangover"

Long answer is: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

nonsense, arabs make great craftsmen

Great question
Most Germans don't like their jobs,
so they want to get their tasks done fast and good,
then they only have to do it once.

Efficiency in getting cucked

I can't wait for the rebirth of a new non-cucked germany

It should have won the first world war...some may even say the second...

But none can deny that now it's just a horrible beast that has to die before it kills the rest of us with it's political depravity and self loathing.

The bill just got 100 bn more expensive.

True, German dudes I know are really smart. Not like a certain Central American country that my family is from that only KILLS PEOPLE

Ever eat sauerkraut? I bet you shit more efficiently after that.

When will that happen with all the refugees taking over?

Don't forget our Work Ethics!

Most other Nations can order a plumber with the plumber arriving somewhere inbetween "idunno" and "eventually" while in germany he's gonna be over by five, in addition: we germans don't get to the job on time, we get there five minutes ahead of time.

"Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist der Soldatens Pünktlichkeit."
-German Proverb

Germans always had a good work ethic, it just became even more noticable after the nazis purged all the degeneracy and mentally handicapped from society

I work in the music industry with Germans. They seem a hell of a lot more competent than most people who work in the industry, which isn't saying much but the point still stands.

>How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb,
1... and 20000 refugees

Hopefully before it's too late

But Merkel keeps bringing in more to fuck the Germans over. You think German would ever have a civil war?

poor germans
I went there a few times, they were really nice people.
gonna miss em
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Wouldn't be the first, they had one that took thirty fucking years

>flag

Really, Mr. Denk?

No meme, true for the most part.
We're lazy fucks with a sense of pride.

Well "German" 50 years ago meant an ethnic German. And it was accurate.
And it is still accurate today.

But you can't say German and expect it to mean what it used to mean 50 years ago.
Now when you say German you have to be specific if you are talking about a real German or an imported shitskin "new" German

Don't worry Hans I'm on your side

>efficient
>invites millions of muslims to come over and be completely unemployed and be funded by tax payers

Germany just tries to impress the rest of the world with their work ethics. they try to purposefully make simple things so complex. so that when it breaks others can have a tougher time trying to figure out how to fix it.

fuck you german, i have worked on your cars a lot.

t.spic.

It's not complex, u jus dumb :)

underrated

>Germans aren't funny
Myth busted. I lol'ed.

that wasnt even funny you fucking leaf. go eat some ketchup chips

AMERIGAN ANGERY

This, how will Germany change lightbulbs without refugees? Open the gates you bigots

>Is German efficiency a meme or is it a hangover from a better time?

Check the world's top 5 exporters, Germany is punching WAY above its league. German efficiency is real.

See, was funny too. U mad?

says the german typing in caps.

just stop now, or else ill humiliate you in front of your gf with my bantz. then she will let me fuck her even tho i am shorter than you and browner.

>short
>brown
Hello Paco.

Such a dry simple joke and I still kek'd.

its pedro not paco. dont ever call me paco again

Sorry cabron, I didn't realize you were so sensitive.

here is the ultimate redpill

even tho i am shorter and browner, i am an american and thus i am more important than both of you, i am cooler than both of you. i am more confident than both of you. and i probably make more money then both of you. i work hard and am a diesel mechanic. and i have dreams of opening up my own shop in the future, my women are white and they tell me how they have only dated chumps like you in their past. white beta weak lost man children. boring pussy eaters.

the truth hurts.

The day the Trudeau-voting leaflet overcomes the Amerigun

I am just enjoying this angry sailor way too much.

I think it's a meme. Germans were just hard workers and not retarded.

>jimmies = rustled, the post
Relax dude.

We pay the most subsidies to other countries. The joke is not logical.

>brown person went to Germany a few times
What a surprise

Id say it was more autism than efficiency, they like to complicate things for no reason.

lightbulbs are illegal

you need to use energy savers

the people responsible for this are hippies and they work at the counter if at all.

>brags about money
>diesel mechanic
I would make fun of you but you already did the job for me.

>lightbulbs are illegal

even with a license?

special needs is accepted

are*

>Is German efficiency a meme
Let's ask all those jews that escaped from multiple "death camps" how fucking efficient the krauts really are.

thx

>even tho i am shorter and browner
> i am more important than both of you
I'm not sorry your not white.

kek member of deinig nation going down the drain.

Any time, Bruder.
>crumpet can't speak his own language
Is that you ahmed

>believing a story told by a jew

at least my bloodline wont be dying like yours.

It is sad. So much potential talent, lost.

Cardio- and Gatrointernal disseases will do
Or how germans call it: Natural Selection.

You can buy either LED lightbulbs for 5 euro/piece or the old energysaving bulbs. Also soon there will be no vacuum cleaner over 800 watt.

Yeah yall have 20 kids before the age of 35 so of course it won't, Esteban.

>Is German efficiency a meme or is it a hangover from a better time?
Used "gas" and individual crematoria to dispose of an ethic group.
Germans know fuck all about efficiency.

it's a meme when it comes to bureaucracy and non profitable activity
t. Nordic immigrant

>non-cucked germany

>Retorting with criticism about my spelling.
Wew lad. too hot for me to handle.

Here man I've got a picture for you

nah more like 9. i have honeslty never met another spic with more than 11 kids TBQH.

and we are only getting better.

my younger sister graduated with a degree in computer science she was one of the only 2 girls in her whole graduating class. i went to the graduation yesterday.

and my other younger brother is becoming a nuclear engineer. i dont know how in the fuck, he is darker than me. but that fucker is so good at math. had a 4.5 GPA in high school

thanks to affirmative action? maybe, who knows i question it sometimes, i even ask myself if maybe he cheats?

get used to it white boys. Mexicans are coming up so start being nice. because we will be running the country in 40 years. slowy but surely.

and we are naturals with women. so i can take the whyte womens, because society tells me light skin is more attractive.

you dont respect us yet. but in your lifetime you will.

um.....Dude ?
i hate being the bringer of bad News but...

Da Wyt Bois be quiverin in der boots, muh fwend.

Someone as ghetto and rage-minded is in no way in such high professions.

You are impatient, angry, and most likely unemployed.

I hope the best for your and your future endeavors.

im american not mexican. im just a shitskin ameirican .

its my day off. but thanks anyways. i just wish yall had better bants.

Good that you've finally admitted it, Pendejo

Now fuck off back to your Shed, José and conspire taking over white america.

>im american not mexican. im just a shitskin ameirican
You're not American.

How many Japs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have robots to do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=OKKapY_1-TI

coming to a United States near you soon

personally I'm a lazy sack of shit and if I could never work another day in my life I'd do it

just stop with your cringey replies. you just made a shitskin facepalm ffs.

It's only guys like you that make me feel more secure with the browning of America.

Why don't we have more Mexicans-Americans like you, instead of "muh-kulture, muh reconquista, muh illegal is actually more American than gringo" like so many of them seem to be?

It would be better if we made a shitskin shut his mouth.

gonna chimp out mate ?

You know the real irony is that the German efficiency meme came about entirely because of National Socialism and how they rebuilt the country.
Really activates my almonds why these same people would murder and dispose of Jews in the most inefficient way ever though (thankfully it was still apparently super efficient because it left no evidence). How you can even go from Schwerer Gustav to putting wooden doors on your gas chambers is beyond me. Thankfully (((someone))) can use their very own brand of (((logic))) to explain it, I'm sure.

Somewhere in the middle. Stereotypes and folklore always exaggerates this kind of stuff, but no smoke is without a fire.

american spics also have a plummeting birth rate

They're efficiently destroying Europe for the third time in less than a century, so yeah I guess...

>China more energy efficient than Japan
Umm ...

shit tones of low paid manual labour?

It has to be gimmicked somehow. Maybe it's because like 700 million people in China have never seen a light bulb or something.

i thought the "rural" areas of china were still in some parts just serf farmers.

We're really efficent in most thing but our bureaucracy is just super super complicated and stupid for no real reason

That's my impression as well, but there's close to half a billion of them. Horny buggers the Chinese.

It's not a meme. It's true. They're so humourless and efficient that they make working with them impossible in international business.

They're so ridiculously demanding to the point they're a nuisance to the business process. They'll inundate you with constantly calls and messages and to try and get what they want, even though it's impossible at the rate they want and the rest of your customers hurt as a result.

Wrong the answer is two: the second German is to replace the first lightbulb after five Americans broke the first and made its worker endure their schadenfreude.

there is 1.2billion chinese... And they implimented a one child per family law ages ago that has seriously fucked up the demographics.

And remember that more people tend to live in cities. I imagine they are quite packed in together.

We do it because we like to build things

All of the real Germans died 70 years ago

so did all the real americans, we are but memetic shadows acting out their grander plays

Germans getting ready for D-Day

There is so much History in that picture

they have a lot of bureaucracy

Would it be in bad taste if we were to do D-Day wargames or historical re-inactments? Could help us build some brotherly ties.