>2 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk
>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident
theguardian.com
>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com
>May to create strong and stable new internet
independent.co.uk
>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk
>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com
>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk
>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk
First for Labour
VOTE FARAGE!
>voting
>reposting
Hey lads what's with all the threads? Anyways as you probably remember I've been on holiday here in America for the last couple of weeks and I thought I'd give you an update on where I've been thus far (in no particular order)
>Boston
flew in here, the people have funny Brit-like accents (similar to the northern niggers back home) and are overall rude
>New York
Very nice and multicultural, reminds me of home, expensive to live but would love to move there permanently
>Dallas
muh guns is a real thing, Britain should consider legalising open carry
>Charlotte
currently here for the weekend to watch some NASCAR but I've been watching them practice and I honestly think it's way cooler than F1 (plus no nigger NASCAR drivers)
My thoughts on America so far: I would love to live here permanently (in just about any state) since Americans are the nicest people especially compared to us Brits and they are the military powerhouse of the world who could kick our arses any day of the week. America is better than Britain in so many ways you guys have to see it to believe it.
Im working on getting a work visa atm, but if I absolutely have to move back to England I will try my absolute hardest to make Britain more like America.
God save the Queen but man I want to live in America forever! America is literally the land of the free!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
He's actually gonna do it
Corbyn is bringing it back. Be ready for a HUGE upset on June 9th.
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>"Cheers, user. Wow, it was great to meet your parents today. I guess things are getting pretty serious between us. But i have something to tell you..."
Big Soup.
Shopped
The absolute MAD MAN
Oh lol did you guys see this yet from our former commonwealth brothers?
Jake?
Andrew Marr Show tomorrow, BBC One, 9am:
>John McDonnell
>Damian Green
>Paul Nuttall
>Brendan Cox (who?)
>Paul Mason
>Miranda Green
>Amanda Platell
Peston tomorrow, ITV1, 10am:
>Boris Johnson
>Barry Gardiner
>Caroline Lucas
>Nicholas Soames
>Jess Phillips
>Hugh Grant
Sophy Ridge on Sunday tomorrow, Sky News, 10am:
>Jeremy Corbyn
>Tim Farron
>Tattoos
Into the trash.
Is UKIP still weak?
>brennies still milking his wife's skeleton
It's fucking dead.
They're fucked. 4% or something
twitter.com
Surely he must now win?!?
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GET YER COX OUT FOR THE SECRETARY.
No, they are poised to win an overall majority in May on current trends. Nigel Farage PM may become a reality.
Look at the state of their broadcast:
youtube.com
All the money has been taken out
Literally who?
What about The Big Questions lad I want to shout at the jumped up Muzzies in the audience.
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I cannot stand that programme.
What a load of virtue signalling from all these celebs
Fucking hell hahaha
Looks like it was put together by a BTEC Media student
>tattoos
Probably a whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Probably
She's a fucking blacked pornstar
They've only announced one guest, but it's a good one - Douglas Murray.
It really says something about how retarded the incels on the rest of Sup Forums outside brit/pol are that they can't even explain why Islam is shit.
They're so down a warren of their own retarded women hating virgin cuck philosophy that they might as well be Muslims now some of them.
Wew. That Donny, eh? What a lad...
Why are people posting this degenerate filth on comfy brit pol. Piss off
Read two of his books, very astute man. Looking forward to him getting ganged up on by actual retards
>have something to tell you..."
you're a porn-addicted cuckold, we know.
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
UKIPs coming home
>brendan cox
how are you going to celebrate jo cox day in a few weeks time?
THAT'S IT. I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH
Time to seize the means of production
At least he's building the...
At least he's stopping foreign wa...
At least he's cancelling deals with Ira..
At least he's scrapping NAF..
Who?
>Detroit
who will notice?
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WAIT
I-IS THAT?
J A H A N S
ng britain's got talent
>some rollerblading duo
>white female, black male
>from Germany
Pottery.
kek clearly a lad who took brit/pol/ means too seriously
If he doesn't say "radical Islamic terrorism" in his Saudi speech he's dead to me.
Funny how the west always calls Iran the world's biggest sponsor of state terrorism when they're are ZERO Shia terrorist attacks in the west.
We're allied with the Sunni goatfuckers who would dance on our fucking graves when we die.
When Iran actually has decent people in it and a pre Islamic non goat fucking culture that still exists.
>USA
Literally who cares?
This meme is shit and you need to stop posting it
What does this pottery meme mean?
The fact that this swed doesn't know who she is is encouraging for his country
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FUCKING SHOULD I LADS?
Its not funny and degenerate. Vicky MGTOW is the only funny non pol meme.
>cummy
Anyone here got douglas murray's new book?
New
Why would you need cuck porn in Sweden? You live it
Jesus Christ. What book is this?
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Been here over a year mate.
FUCKING DO IT
Exactly my thought, and booing from the obvious planted audience...Why does that show even have an audience?
Digits say yes.
Apparantly if you nosh him off while dressed as Abu bakr al bagdadi he'll give you a signed copy for free
Got the audiobook, and Bloody Sunday which is great
reply
>"mummy"
and holly willoughby will enter your room tonight and tongue your arsehole.
>Go to bed at 10 last night
>Wake up now
Fucking hell
What did I miss from the day?
The absolute fucking state of that man.
If it's voting, then no.
americanthinker.com
Easy Meat: Inside Britain's Grooming Gang Scandal
The tripfags have been genocided
I FORGOT THE FUCKING PICTURE LADS
SO I'LL ASK AGAIN
FUCKING SHOULD I LADS?
Can I tongue hers instead?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, apparently.
tfw can't vote for UKIP. Spoiling my ballot.
Fucking hell lads the Lib Dem broadcast is pure comedy gold, I'm in tears of laughter right now.
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On the audiobook right now, get one of those audible trials and xancel it immediatly.
>a tiny cheese pizza for a tenner
nah get a chicago town from the supermarket
mumsie wummsie!
>wanting to vote for anyone
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>tfw you'll never pump your cum up Holly's puckered pink arsehole
>Alright?
Something very unnatural about this.
>blacked boi
>guy not going to work
>woman does
smells jewy to me
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Seriously bored.
Anyone wanna come out tonight? Bristol area.
>that lazy eye
Whatever floats your boat lad. Had an XL doner kebab for my supper tonight.
Of all the sex acts you could do with Holly Willoughby. What a waste
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smacks side of her head knocks eye str8
It means poetry. Pol made it pottery. It is sarcastic.
Oh damn the holocaust was a lie