Brit/pol/: Housing Crisis Edition

>2 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>May to create strong and stable new internet
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

gov.uk/register-to-vote
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews
conservatives.com/manifesto
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017
libdems.org.uk/manifesto
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING DO IT

anime is gay

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Labour plans to build 100,000 new homes each year

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

Why is brit/pol so anti-Mummy at times when no other party can truly deliver Brexit.

Better OP for next thread

>2 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Nth for holly

RACISTS BTFO

Whoops fucked it a bit

>2 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

It was in the paper here that you could shag a Greek girl if you gave a sandwich?

Is it honestly that bad now the Krauts own your country?

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What I want to know is why has no one in Blackpool done him yet or firebombed his car or his packi shop or his house. That's what I don't get.

If hypothetically this happened in my town and I knew who it was I would.

Obviously satire again GCHQ.

>voting

She's like 40 years old though

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
No surprise there. The rich usually do vote tory

Xth for IDF

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Where i worked we had a rabbi blessing the biscuits, i had to go off sick.

Halal is not ok
If you consume kebab meat or support kebab shops you need to leave right now

He was a labour member until 2015

DON'T MESS WITH THE JEZZ

>He was a labour member until 2015
New Labour member

>there are pakis posting in this thread right now

Why do people think we have ugly women?

cos 80% are? could be worse, could be black.

This is the future you choose

Because she wants to ban the internet.

Jeremy Kyles underclass bear-baiting show

I dunno lad

We do have ugly women, it's just not ALL our women are ugly.

Mostly it's due to poor working class diet in dense population cities. You'll find it anywhere.

CUTE!

Is the new top gear better than the old top gear?

Am about to go an pick this up.

I don't think I even care about anything anymore, I'm just going to go and get it, come back, watch BBC Parliament/BBC News and think about what could have been.

no

There's 1,600,000 people with multiple homes which they use (as in, not letting them out), and 200,000 homes that are vacant through the year.

We have plenty of homes! Stop ruining our beautiful countryside with dens for shitskins!

D I V E R S E

Not watched it but I've heard its pretty shit

yes

le based black man > jeremy clarkson

>

>Implying that nothing that has been Jewish policy has been nothing but a long game and extremist.

Brit/pol/ thinks it is a priority, it can be done. Oh- I seem to have reached the end of my argument.

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and stop fucks from over seas buying loads of our property

Enjoy your sugar coma.

Why are all the lads here too lazy to break their social isolation?

>Because she wants to ban the internet.
>implying the EU wouldn't do the same.

Mummy will stop bulli of potatoes online though.

This as well. London alone has 22,000 homes vacant year-round.

No, not that Top Gear was ever that great to begin with

I hope the Conservative Party wins, Labour Party are fucking commies.

Why did they all choose Harley Quinn last halloween?

But how can this be if the Holocaust is a hoax?

A BOX FILLED WITH MUNCH

Bit late for that

Labour are on track for a landslide

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my mates are seeing some band in manchester and i cba with that. Going out tonight on the piss, i hope no1 brings up politics.
I didnt go well last time.

We have the best women

I'm not complaining tbqhlad

Met some wild ones, I'll tell you that now laddy

Top Gear is what got me interested in British culture you mong.

You can go fuck yourself stupid nigger.

What did you do?

fucking kek

Sorry. Its a double edged sword. Usually I make my own.

British culture doesn't exist

god i hate halal meat, and the retard leftists who oppose fox hunting but gobble down halal meat is mind boggling.

I thought it was real for a millisecond :/

>Not doing new things

Enjoy not making memories or networking lad

>Top Gear is what got me interested in British culture

It's almost like you get the full spectrum everywhere and it's easy to cherrypick.

Kill Yourself Klan what fucking shit..according to RLM at least

That feel when havent left my house apart from working in the past 6 months to save for a deposit.

I'm not sure its worth it man, is the key to saving for a deposit just working and playing video games whilst shopping at aldi?

I got one of those last weekend.

I regret nothing.

Last week I was trying to find a takeaway place here in Birmingham that didn't use halal meat. Phoned about 15 places and they all used halal

Should we classify having fat children as child abuse?

Top Gear was always shit

This, all they're doing is fucking up what little decent scenery this country has left so Chinks can launder their money in shitty cardboard houses. Fucking sad is what it is.

Keep talking like that & We'll reform the black & tans.

how can non white women even compete?

seriously, non-white women tend to be overweight from either being more prone to putting weight on or just having low self esteem and eating moar.

(((Rach)))

Yes it does.
What the fuck else was supposed to get me interested when I was a kid? Antiques Roadshow?

>he doesn't go out with friends to pick up birds

lad

>buying a house when in the middle of an investment bubble

Yeah it should be. I wouldn't encourage the poor to have children they can't afford either.

Devilish, lad.

They actually charge money for that. Not kidding.

She's Jewish

If that was for real she'd never get work again. She might be a ukip voter, all secret like. One can only dream. Actually the fittest girl on TV by a country mile

>That many hashtags
The STATE of them aswell
>Food porn
If that's food porn, it must be BLACKED

It should definitely be investigated.

Rimmer who the feck is that mate its yummy

I'M SO SICK OF FORIENERS!, EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE THESE FAGGOTS TALKING THEIR VARIOUS SHIT LANGUAGES. THEY ARE RUDE AND PUSHY, HAVE NO MANNERS AND LEAVE SHIT EVERYWHERE!
ONR OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO SNAP AND RUN OVER THESE SHITS WITH A TRUCK OF PEACE!

Mate you're me about a year ago. I decided I would no longer eat halal meat.
It is so fucking hard, because nearly everything is halal now. Did you know Pringles are halal too? Yup, not just meat too.

I've ended up vegan because it's easier, plus healthier for me as I was a fat fuck back then (lost a tonne of weight since I gave up meat but that's besides the point)

DO NOT ALLOW THE MUSLIMS TO FORCE YOU TO EAT HALAL.

I'm doing the same but saving for penis enlargement, could be worse.

Holy fuck

reported to GCHQ

Called a few people retards for selling their children's futures down the line in regards to Brexit. (they are all just fresh out of uni and are all voting labour) One of my "friends" threatened to kick my teeth in (just paid 5grand to get them straitened) so i called him an emotinal faggot and shit.

now i get introduced as "the racist one"
>This is user, he is great but says racist things once in a while.
>he is probably in the "ALT-RIGHT"

They actually dropped the words alt right. i couldnt contain my laughter, which only made it worse.

There's also the issue with BtL parasites who then rent out the homes for the mortgage+profit.

>fittest girl on TV

W R O N G

MONITORED

>I wouldn't encourage the poor to have children they can't afford either.

GOOD NIGHT

WHITE BIRTH RATES

What have they quoted you?

>We'll reform the black & tans.
W-why? I just want headpats. . . Unless you are reforming them to do exactly just that, and no longer shoot us.
>retard leftists who oppose fox hunting
Sounds like Brit/pol last week.
>halal meat
>implying beady eyed A N G L O slaughter is less cruel or immoral.
Former slaughterhouse worker told me that Halal & Kosher being cruel isn't true desu, compared to regular slaughter.