Do Apes Deserve ‘Personhood’ Rights?

Are you ready for planet of the apes?

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Blacks already have rights

If we give niggers "personhood rights," why not their evolutionary superiors?

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What are 'personhood' rights? Do they have any force in law? Are they God-given, natural, civil or intrinsic?

Next steps:
>apes will be integrated into the public schools.
>discrimination against apes in public facilities will be outlawed.
>apes will receive government subsidies for food, shelter, medical, etc.
>updated versions of movies will feature apes in place of white characters.
>apes will move into your neighborhood.
>apes will date your daughter.

They already received them thanks to anglos.

Apes will probably do better in schools then blacks given the right conditions

Haha I was going to say that

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it pretty much means human rights

washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/04/21/chimps-given-human-rights-by-u-s-court-for-the-first-time/

Soon chimps will walking in the streets and taking up government positions.

washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/04/21/chimps-given-human-rights-by-u-s-court-for-the-first-time/

>Do Apes Deserve ‘Personhood’ Rights
No, neither do corporations or self-driving cars.

We give them personhood rights here in the states. It doesn't work out very well, they steal things like the monkeys in India.

>Referring to them as apes still

UUUGGGHHH fucking racists need to be stomped out already.

I just pissed myself a bit...
FPBP

History repeats itself.

Name of the lawyer: Steve Wise.

This came as a shock to me.

really makes you think

no. they are not persons.
find the kike.

Author of article: Kalhan Rosenblatt

Stunned, I tell you.

We have human rights for every human on the planet, look how that turned out. You know what it changed?

Nothing.

It's not a race, but it is! Fpbp

Then it means a legal carve out. Not natural or God-given. And not civil since it doesn't afford, for example, suffrage or gibs. Means pretty much nothing.

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It does mean, however, that monkeys or apes can no longer be used as human analogues in scientific inquiries. And past experiments involving apes will be re-visited, the experimenters labeled as Nazi Mengele types.