Brit/pol/ - Nonce Cartoons Edition

>2 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cPembXZMKv0
bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi+brilliant+park
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fuck corbyn and fuck commies.

>30 posts early edition

Fyrest for Ænglaland

Shit

Better dead than red.

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anime

Why are anime tits so fucking awesome? Like holy shit

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>tfw your lecturer throws in these little gems in his presentation
Reminder that the tories will fuck things up long term.
Don't vote for them if you care about your freedoms

>adopt a swiss-style healthcare system
>policy for completely unregulated internet
>invest in development of our overseas territories
>anti-free trade, British industry should get preferential treatment over foreign
>start drilling antarctic oil, fuck the penguins
>Push back the green belt - Super cities or bust
>loosen gun controls
>points based immigration system

why is the still photograph of this incident completely different with no microphone and the guy coming in from the left to attack

Nu-brit/pol/ is shit
Shitty editions
No banter
Tripfags are all boring and shitty
People unironically supporting labour
Oversaturation of peter hitchens every five fucking posts like it's somehow witty

I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

what a shit tory boy, leddit tier meme

>i mean i hate this place but i'll still stay here, yeah

In that photo, the boy is withdrawing from the attack, dumbass.

youtube.com/watch?v=cPembXZMKv0

why not actually contribute you fucking nonce

>1PBTID

That's after the initial thrust

You too going Jail as Paedos .. wake up Mummy has Deastroyed YOU LOL
let that sink in LOL

Paki.

LADS

SHE'S 16. SHE'S PERFECTLY LEGAL. "MUH NONCE" FAGS CAN GTFO.

Tell me ONE REASON

J U S T O N E

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Reason why I shouldn't vote for Corbyn. Well, go on.

for me, its the monster raving loony party

Blairism lingers on?

Besides that go for it.

>finnish tankie in our thread
Get back to your own shill thread.

Spoiled ballot master race here

Literally NOTHING wrong with nonce cartoons and the fact I have been sitting watching them all day despite final exams for like 20% of my entire degree happening next week

It's only philosophy degree anyway so you know it's like how much effort do I want to put into turning my 3rd rate golden turn into a 1st rate golden turd

Amagi Brillant Park was KINO and made by Full Metal Panic guy

Dont get angry at me that your system has failed in every single country it has been implemented. Who am i kidding, you only believe in what momentum pay you to.

How illegal is it to blockade a polling station?

>chips

>tfw 7 years of Tory rule have ruined this country and another 5 would hammer the nails into the coffin

Will the Turkey's vote for Christmas again?

>voting for this

>Eating Halal
Kill yourself paki loving nonce

I just dropped by here but this general sucks so I'm leaving bye :^)

No politics are discussed here, only anime posting, tripcuntery, big soup, hitchens and MUH MUMMY MAY.

Angloposting was the last redemption of this board but even they fucked it up.

Non voting master race here

I kinda miss being a neet and having the time to watch cartoons

>He eats Mr Paki's Mystery Meat

all the cruelty makes the meat extra delicious
like foie gras

>Voting for a literal Communist

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Please drop by on the 8th of June to see what we think of socialism in this country.

>unironically voting for a strong woman who isn't strong enough to defend herself from Corbyn in TV debates

How are you spoiling your ballots boys?

I'm trying to decide on the best penis render to go for.

Corbyn will not ban anime. May will.

turks do it better you've been eating at shit paki joints and it's gotten to your stomach I can tell

>Making banks
>communist

wiz off tory HQ

>implying she wasn't afraid of getting nutt'd

Its not meat.

I worked in a Kebab shop once - they only hire English girls to work on the phones and are constantly chatting them up. They only buy Halal meat and the owner of the shop was busy buying family homes so he could partition them into 5 room rentals so he could bus his mates over from Turkey to live there and work for him on the cheap.

IF you give money to these places you should be shot.

She's also not real, so laws shouldn't matter.

>I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

Implying I eat take out shit. 117 pounds and proud, m8.

Because they are faked cartoons.

AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.
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>AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK IS COMING TO BONGLAND UNCUT.

bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi+brilliant+park
bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi+brilliant+park
bbfc.co.uk/search/releases/amagi+brilliant+park

that is literally true though
i think maybe there is at least one famous finnish big company, possibly telecommunications?
spurdo is finland's biggest achievement since the hyperwar

>muh english cuisine

>TV debates
>just a pleb popularity contest

Cuck your shit up m8

>ID
lol

>tfw you can't find the tape to tape up your tie

How does it feel to know we outclass you in every way imaginable economically and in relation to infrastructure?

>I hope all your chips are undercooked and your batter is soggy.

Thanks for the laugh Nigel. I was really pissed off after reading about that sheboon double nigger at Princeton getting her doctorate in Mathematics and her thesis were cartoons and slogans saying to make room for her and other SJW bullshit.

>The owners of a kebab shop which sold food contaminated with human faeces have been ordered to pay compensation to customers who became ill.
Eat shit, laddie.
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626

>wasting your time actually turning up to a polling booth

Nah mate, I'll be snorting coke off of Mr Spoiled ballots wifes tits while he's giggling about the poorly drawn swastika on his meaningless bit of card.

Wow this ..

Stop being a new fag ok You going jail as Paedo so start crying to Mummy kid , Tory voter got =Karma !

May must be purged.

>possibly communications

Nokia you bellend

Sorry Ahmed. I don''t care.

I eat Pie and Mash anyway as my go-to snack.

Hey man, it's thanks to the TV debates that Trump had the chance to prove his worth.

If May can't even take on an old socialist, is she really ready to share a room with the Don?

So, owing that all parties are mostly idiotic, what would an ideal party, actually capable of winning more than 1 or 2 seats look like?

>Down Sainsburys earlier getting some bits
>Spotted a pack of smoked and peppered Herring
>Never had Herring before so I figured why not
>It was dirt cheap too
>Eating it now
>Bones everywhere

Fucking hell lads, it's beyond delicious but these bones are a fucking nightmare.

I have no idea what you're on about but I appreciate your use of the word Mathematics instead of Math

what?

We have higher wealth per capita than you.
>inb4 GDP
Means fuck all in terms of quality of life.
>inb4 quality of life
That index includes arbitrary criteria like (not in my words) "gender equality".
How does it feel to know you won't make 8 million again?

Why does Jeremy hate the United Kingdom so much?
>pic related

Jokes on you.


My wife is a muslim.

celts are turds

that looks depressing

>IRA sympathiser

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Yeah, and fuck Trump.

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Oswald Mosley?

fuck off lower class chinky scum

>we outclass you in every way imaginable economically
>Tax haven
>Owned by germany
>Has the euro
>The STATE that Irish water's in
>The STATE of Dubin Bus
>The STATE of Irish rail

benis :-DDDDD

Enjoy being arrested /britpol/

You know that's Miranda, not Barbara, right?

>suprised a commie backed the IRA

How will he ever recover?

>Right-wing groups celebrated Asanuma's assassin as a martyr; they gifted a burial coat, kimono, and belt to his parents and performed a memorial service for him. They celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of the assassination in Hibiya Park in October 2010.

>helping the poor

Posts this shyte where he will be in Prison soon By Mummy May , yes you a Paedo an your logs /ip saved , you are Jail , and Lifes Ruined for posting here an Loving Tories thats= Karma
I am loving jailing so many tories here /Gchq was a boring job they said .. WINRAR !

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Ye

>tfw I wish I had done Philosophy but everyone told me it was useless so I became an electrician instead and now I hate my day to day life and feel completely unchallenged mentally but my mind wasn't sufficiently cultivated so I'm stuck being an eloquent thicko that can quote Plato to plasterers and bricklayers that think I'm a faggot

holy shit corbyn is a literal terrorist supporting commie subhuman

where the fuck did he come from

Red pill as fuck

Sorta hope labour win so this country can finally collapse on itself and be rebuilt.