Brit/pol/ - 16 Is Perfectly Legal Edition

>2 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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mummy

SEVENTEEN POSTS EARLY

i realised politics are a spook and i should probably masturbate myself into a coma

>ywn stir last night's haggis

We don't want 8 threads now do we?

What's Brit/pol/ currently listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI

youtube.com/watch?v=YP-ZUbSmkRM

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Give yourself to God. Become a pastor.

You could be our very own Priest Shitposter.

Hate this cunt and his horrid fucking videos

youtube.com/watch?v=shIOZdEzkiU

id give myself to god but god doesnt like it when i do a wank

why does god got a problem with me wanking

>gf is going out clubbing tonight despite having an essay due in 3 days

Is she salvageable lads? I'm tempted to ditch her, if she can't prioritize simple shit like this she's not going to be any good in the future. Also, we made a pact not to drink when we got together because we're both shitty drunks. Now it seems that promise has gone completely out the window.

europe lad. i think most people dont acknowledge that this is happening and those that do are commie faggots who are so filled with self hate they think its good

how do you get switched on to this?

Not trying to be nasty
(but this is Prusses pasty)

Are cartoons legal?

Corbyn is your only hope

there like something banksy would watch and nod his head and say yeah m8 too right m8 to

BECAUSE IT'S SODOMY

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Amagi brilliant park is cool

Preuße is a CUNT

I see you recognize best fairy.

Muse>Sylphy>Kobori>Salama

youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic

Sup Forums has such a hate boner for Pie. He's not that bad, at least he can be funny.

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>reading through the grammar mistake filled hysterical tweeting of the leftists creaming their pants over the 44 / 35 poll

I do hope all polls are this close come June 8th, it will get more people out to vote Tory to make sure Corbyn doesn't get in.

She's just lonely is all lad.

Deep down I bet she's alright.

Going to start reporting these threads now.

Think about the shit you are posting here.

'COS I UNDERSTAND
YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING FROM THE MAN
THAT GOES BY THE NAME
OF THE MILKMAN

T.Aaron sanders

Just back from the pub with the missus, lads.

Pic related.

anyone else remember albert dryden shooting a planning officer with a homemade gun infront of the assembled media with a homemade gun in 1991?

I had a dream about it last night.

>tfw you realise all anti Preuße posters are sick cunts who have folders of pic related saved on their computers and claim the only reason they have it is so they can post it when I'm around
Literally leaf cuckold poster tier

Mass suicides on the Friday morning.

How do I take the white pill?

G-good Night Anglo-senpais. . .

D-Don't forget to register. You don't want to forget to SURGE Mummy May in and guarantee a comfy Brexit and headpats.

you cant

When Tories are odds on favourite to take Bishop fucking Auckland a seat that Labour have held since 1935 they should know they have a huge problem.

>search google for image
Good job, mate. Glad you're getting out there and getting some.

Be my irish boyfriend please ;-;

Night, Paddy

Welp lads my parents called me a britain first racist today lads.
I've never supported britain first and I'd class myself as libertarian. I tried to red pill them on the three girls Muslim rape to show but it backfired

SAY YOU WANT MEEEEEEE UNLESS YOUR THE ONLLLLLLLLLLLY

REMINDER TO REPORT BRIT/POL/ THREADS.

THERE IS NO POLITICS HERE.

>lefty trying to put people off voting

Hmm.

Wow. That map doesn't look good for Labour

Kill yourself.
Were you the mong moaning about killing himself about a month ago?

>libertarian

You deserve to be disowned tbqhlad

Preuße is a CUNT

more anime tiddies pls

>thread wars

This map will help me go to sleep, knowing my headpats are secure.
S-sorry I'm a whore for headpats. . .

youtube.com/watch?v=HroaXmBbBDY

youtube.com/watch?v=OKO7SLLZamU

can't you wank over pics of a human woman instead?

People don't want to face truth with Rotherham. Half take "its a racist lie" line, the other "the girls were just slags" line.

>Tripnigger

>jerry cuck

>mudslime loving statist cuck

wew you really should've been aborted

>people I know are unironically voting for Corbyn

>people i know unironically think they can vote for corbyn

blech

I have a fetish for wrestling lads how do I fix it.

>3d

>so buttblasted by some coping faggots (right) opinions
Are you sure it's not you that should've been aborted?

>Statism is bad

Fine whatever enjoy your mass immigration cucklord

Polls say Tory landslide, going from my facebook feed we're about to become British People's Republic and a third of people are drawing cocks on their ballots

I got the classic "what about the bad paedophile Catholics" line. I told the m there was a Muslim over representation and I was jut called a bigot

>britpol trying to get laid

im voting lib dem

Anime is degeneracy.

If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions

discord.gg/rDSBTgq

1, 2, 3 ,4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!

14/88,
The Triple K Mafia

P.S Fuck Niggers

Says a fucking Jerryboo

You don't. Embrace it.

larping mong

Also going to fail one exam and have to redo it in the summer, going to need lodging but I've never been in a hotel or motel or whatever before. What would be the most cost efficient but comfy enough so i can stay in and revise for a day or two?

Why not just tell them that their values and culture don't mesh with ours, and given enough time they will force us to conform to their views and destroy our unique traditions and customs?

Thus, we should get rid of them.

>>britpol trying to get laid

anybody remember this??
youtube.com/watch?v=sg7ZOV8STuQ

>You can't admire foreign leaders

The absolute state of you cucks

Looks like something out of Pompeii.

Only female wrestling.I-I'm not gay

Both voting corbyn mum normally votes lib dem. Don't know why I even tried

REMINDER TO REPORT BRIT/POL/ THREADS.
BRIT/FEEL/ IS THE THREAD THAT MOST OF THE CUNTS HERE WANT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCUSS POLITICS HERE WITH THE FOLLOWING

>BIG SOUP
>HEAD PATS
>ANIME NONCES
>TRIP FAGS
>BLOG POSTING
>HITCHENS POSTING
>RAMPANT LARPING
>MUMMY MAY
>FETISH POSTS

THIS IS WORSE THAN TRUMP GENERAL.

Preuße is a CUNT

Post feet

If you don't like it leave you silly sausage

Unis sometimes have summer accommodation for people in your position. If not then a hostel with private room or just cheap hotel room in that order. Might be able to find something on airbnb or similar or find someone who's not in their student flat over summer and wants to rent their room. Via facebook or gumtree or whatever. Some uni sites have accommodation bulletin boards. Might be worth actually asking your accommodation department at your uni too?

What's the note stuck on the window frame?

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NOT POLITICS.

PLEASE GO TO BRIT/FEEL/.

>caring this much

Whose reactions are you most looking forward to on the night of June 8th / June 9th morning?

Abbott will just bugger off somewhere, various Lib-Dems should be fun and Owen Cuckboy Jones of course.

Cuck

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>going to /arcanine/ voluntarily

go canvas for prospective /r9k/ posters elswhere

Because you used to be able to discuss politics here you attention seeking narcissist cunt. Do everyone here a favour and throw yourself under a bridge you vacuous mouth breathing egomaniac.

People like you have killed these threads.

>telling me to leave my blog
newfags

cummy

>are milky isnt politics
uncultured desu

Not politics.

Because, believe it or not there was once actual political discussion here, before reddit and other assorted cumstains invaded this thread and proceeded to fuck it up.

You are the lowest of the low, attention seeker. You need a tripcode. Kill yourself.

I didn't know Lovehoney had tv advertisements

>being rude
Wow looks like someone hasn't read how to make friends and influence people, not going to get far in life with that attitude you aspie.

Shameful.