WWIII

Who would you choose?

Canada at $1? What a steal!

US, Russia, China vs all
with the 3 of these powers combined, Israel can be eradicated of the face of the earth

EZ

>'Murica
>Best Ally
>Bongistan
>Straya
>Norks

>poos are 5 bucks

Nigger are you serious. What are they gonna do throw shit at people?

>indians
>germans
>$5
>placed on same level with countries that have nukes

this. You would be insane to choose any other allies. Germany and India have no business being in the same league as them.

I'm American, so I save that $15 bucks, say fuck the world, and put that saved money towards the colonization of South America

America, Russia, France and Spain.

Brazil should cost $-1

>Germany
>India
>top

How retarded are you OP?

The objective correct answer.

>G*rmany
Not sure if bait or actually retarded. Have you seen our latest military (both equipment and personel)? We will be probably overrun by Belgians or Czechs at this point.

USA
Russia
Israel
Iran

Would only pick UK and use the remaining 11$ to buy beer

What could go wrong?

Norks, Poland and Russia. We will destroy those capitalist american pigs

This would be better if you had to pick one from each level.

Britain, France, Spain, Saudis (dat oil), Aussies, Israel

>implying Indians dont have nukes

Learn to read.

I heard the army issued guns melted plastic parts on or near the barrel ?

US
Russia
UK
Greece

Britain, France, Spain, Saudis (dat oil), Aussies, Israel.
We might not win, but we'll sure have some fun

Cheers mate, we would always defend sovereign Portuguese territory if it was needed.

$5 USA
$5 RUSSIA
$3 SOUTH KOREA
$1 CANADA
$1 SPAIN

>implying they aren't actually shit silos strapped to rockets

best answer so far.

India has nukes

I PICK MIKE PENCE

US
russia
italy
canada

USA, RUSSIA, CHINA. DONE.

That's 6 baka Italian education

>Egypt Is 3 dollars
feels kinda good man

I would choose
>Russia
>China
>Suadi Arabia
>Iran
>Brazil (Just because sexy thicc women for after war party)

I will stad with Japan, the brightest country in the world, and not with America and Germany, home of the jews and the Frakfurt school, the souless chinese and the poointheloo.

NIPPON BANZAI !
FORZA ITALIA !
VIVE LA FRANCE !
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !

US, Russia, China
Is there even any real dilemma here? You can just get the top 3 military powers in the world, why get anything else? Maybe if the budget was less or the prices a little bit higher you'd be forced to make an actual choice.

>United States- Strongest military in the world
>Japan- Decent military, great geographic location. Acts as a buffer/lily pad between US and other nations.
>India- Decent military + world largest population. Keep sending them in.
>Greece- Amazing position.
You can easily go between Greece/India/Japan/USA. None are land locked.

Actually,everyone should stop killing humans.WW3 should be against ayys.

Germany is lower than britain and france for now due to being an umbrella state.
Pretty sure pakistan should be higher than italy since they have nukes

Israel because of their elite military that doesnt afraid of anything and punches above its weight
China because manpower
USA because they kick arse
UK because history, but probably not much else
Russia because although the country is a mess they still spend money on their defence forces.

Seriously underated options here
N.K 1$
S.A 2$
Israel 5$
USA 10$
Russia 15$

>implying that the $15 isn't (((loaned))) to everyone.

Bongland, Straya, France

The rest can burn in hell.

Italy and spend the rest of the money by having fun with them like the bros they are.

> everyone forget brazil
> they all blow themselves up
> we survive

1. USA-5
2. ISRAEL-8
3.BRITAIN-12
4.SOUTH KOREA-15
ITS QUINTESSENTIALLY AMERICAN

USA, China

>USA - Best Tech and Military
>China - Most people so they can draft lots of people
>UK - Great Military, SAS is pretty badass they snipe lots of Islamic fuckers
>Canada - Right next to the usa so can coordinate and we can use their land for foward operating bases and vice versa if needed.

Also I have more than $15 in my pocket atm

.......... kike

Guess so, but our """guns""" wont actually hit anything with our politicians blocking everything when it comes to muh-Nazi-army and shit.
Was actually funny to read about helicopters with holes in the blades being used or the army buying drones from Israel or whatevs, but yeah. Its basically a big joke which is currently even more sanctioned with the shitty excuses of our current minister.

Spend $3 on the merchants so they can turn my remaining $12 into $50 so I can buy everyone.

spain?

So, do you get your country for free?

>USA
>Russia
>UK
>Spain

Eradicate poo and loo, chinks, nignogs and mudshits will make the world a better place.

America, Russia, Israel, Britain, Canada

USA
Poland
Straya
UK
Canada

Nice math

Yes, my family owns a house there.

America, Poland, France, Japan.

>US
>UK
>Aus
>Iran
>Saudi Arabia

Russia, Germany, Japan. I'll take Canada for the $1M extra so the US has an excuse to invade their sorry asses

USA
RUSSIA
CHINA

All you need is $9

>UK
>US

Worst team:
India
Turkey
Italy
Greece
Spain

Israel, because they control half of the countries listed

very strategic thinking

Russia, China, Iran, Egypt.

>German army literally has to pretend a stick is their gun during joint training exercises

this

5.USA
7.Aus
8.Can
12.Jap
15.SK

Canada's military is stronger than all but 11 of those countries desu

Putting them on the bottom tier just shows that OP is a retard

Germany
Greece
Spain
Australia
Iran

USA, Russia, UK and Spain

US
Turkey
Germany
NK

Anglo bros AUS and Canada as well

USA, Russia, and China should be $10 each.

$5 Germany
$4 Turkey
$3 Pakistan
$2 Iran
$1 Saudis
Ultimate Islamic alliance

Why would anyone pick Spain?
We don't have the military might we used to have.
We use ramps in the navy instead of catapults.
Our air force is entirely made by outdated Cold War tech.
Our army fell for the G63 meme.

The scary part is now that France,Germany and Sweden are overrun by muslims that they now likely have all your tech in time.France has nukes,Germany has tanks and Sweden has subs that can sneak up for a kill to carriers.Nobody seems to care.

USA, China, Israel, North Korea, Canada

>USA is given with nukes and strongest military
>cant have US without Israel
>China has nukes, US and China can attack Russia with ground troops
>2 bucks left
>North Korea because nice for China and remove the biggest nuke wildcard for one buck
>Canada because the rest is shit and probably nice for US

>USA
>UK
>AUS
>CAN

That's all you need. Use the rest to buy some beers, sit back, and relax

Kek

lol

because they would get access to the Mediterranean via Gibraltar.. Oh wait

use 3 dorra to get Israel and save the rest.

With Israel I'm bound to win no matter what. The game is rigged against you, goy.

USA
China
Israel
Saudi Arabia
Canada

All other answers are incorrect.

Can I has this for $15?

...

I am inclined to agree with UK buddy here.

Im confused cuz Im already murica so am i automatically murica+5 others? Russia. Anyways ill imagine im a weak random nation in need of allies and choose one ally from each $-tier and to make it fun will consider how realistic geopolitically my alliance is

>Russia because I prefer their values to Western Degeneracy
>I want to choose UK but they would be with the burgers, so I pic France for their nukes
>Egypt (but Russia gives them nukes during the war) because fuck Israel and fuck Paki scum
>Iran cuz of how close they are geographically and their important geopolitical position and their various proxies
>NK because nukes. I dont trust Leafs or Saudis, Greece is broke and has weak military as is Spain

How the fuck is germany more valueable than the uk? we have like one and a half pieces of working equipment.

so true.

Thats still rather cute though :3
Its probably worse that our """weapons""" are going to the Peshmergas but they can't use them because they either fall apart within their hands or cant aim for shit because of mechanical failures while at the front.

You're right, they would get the entrance to the sea.
Nice failed banter attempt XD

If we're talking WW3 then you just pick the nuclear powers, the rest literally dont matter.

UK, USA, CHINA, RUSSIA, FRANCE

USA for the highest military tech and biggest military overall, plus pretty decent resources; China for manpower, plus okay resources; Israel for brains; Saudi Arabia for resources; and Canada for resources.

Reich Spirit. Awakened Germany would annihilate everything in the list.

Strategically thinking, 1$ for one of the best militaries+naval equipments, etc is a steal if your plan is winning a war

>Germany
>top tier

Remember better times when Germans were good at war.

USA, Brazil, Russia, Spain, Greece and Canada