/ptg/ President Trump General - Very Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #17 5/19/17
youtu.be/pQSxHIItrpI
>SoS T-Rex & saudi FM presser 5/20/17
youtu.be/mxTodK-aUpk
>Pres Trump/King Salman sign agreements 5/20/17
youtu.be/3-6fgm-vons
>Pres Trump Sword dancing 5/20/17
youtu.be/hZAQAe7R-0s
>Pres Trump in Saudi Arabia 5/20/17
youtu.be/wZkvLyX-V4U
>Pres Trump arrives in SA, greeted by King 5/20/17
youtu.be/FwCg2k-G_xs
>Pres Trump departs for his "God Bless Me" tour 5/19/17
youtu.be/hT9Qh0FZ7-w
>Pres Trump @ Coast Guard Academy 5/17/17
youtu.be/Kkq8VxNCbUc
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Is Comey one of Trump's chess pieces or is he on his own?

youtube.com/watch?v=MLI2_MGz-E4

Question to Trump supporters

What would it take for you to drop your support of Trump?

I don't understand. The guy literally proves how much of a neocon kike shill he is everyday and it's always the same mental gymnastics "Hurrr 5D chess!". At what point will you realize that Trump is not the man you imagine him to be? This whole Saudi ordeal was the last fucking straw...

I get the feeling that even if he declares genocide on white people, his fanatic supporters will still spring up a "muh 91412D chess" excuse. Aren't you guys taking this cult of personality a bit too far?

PLEASE PEE ON THE WAILING WALL, TRUMP

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>mfw I just realized Bundo's power extends as far as naming Brazil after his ancestoral homeland
He has to be stopped.

rebostin please feel free to reuse so you can trigger shills

AWOO AWOO AWOO

Reading too much fake news leaf

Death to all CIA niggers! Kill them before they glow!

Why is awo mounting a raptor?

What did Kek mean by this?

Comey now crying about Trump to msm shows Trump's firing was real and Comey was not in on it. He's on his own.

DAILY REMINDER THAT MIKE PENCE IS A SUPREME ALPHA WHITE MALE WITH GOOD MORAL VALUES
AN HERO WE NEED

jared btfo

bump

does Kek recognize the power that is Bundo?

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

At the end of the day, I don't think Trump gives a flying fuck if some Muslims get mowed down. I mean if it's the Saudis or the Iranians or whoever BTFOing Yemen, does it really even fucking matter? They're gonna kill each other whether we help or not. May as well pick a side and get some side benefits.

Is this a crazy AI that can make instant awoo's at moments notice for anything?
They're getting better and better every thread

This Saudi trip pretty much destroyed most of the Lefts narratives against Trump.

Honestly the MSM should have sparked the Russia meme after this trip.

SURPRISE!

TheJoblessKommunist just went full retard, the only excuse i had to remain subscribed to him was to avoid creating an "echo chamber" but this was the last straw, Banana-man just went full MUH RUSSIA

How long until he flip-flops on this when his sub count nosedives?.

youtube.com/watch?v=bAAPQoQXpkc

go on...

looks like hes having fun

>All these filthy foreigners dissenting affairs of a soveriegn nation

>American flags are overhlwhelmingly happy with the state of affairs

Really induces thought.

>FRIENDSHIP WITH JARED HAS ENDED

Fucking kek

OP HERE

DO NOT
ATTACK
OUR
STELLAR
REPORTERS

SOMEONE ELSE MUST MAKE NEXT THREAD

>Liberals are now fine with fag zapping after cozying up to GW Bush during the election.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>Radical islamic terrorism
>Aniway let's give more weapons to saudi arabia!

>Radical islamic terrorism!!!!
Aniway let's sell some more rockets to Qatar

>I SAID RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!
>Aniway let's keep funding fundamentalist islamic groups in syria to fight against Assad

All according to plan...

Because Yoshi.

>What would it take for you to drop your support of Trump?
When he's no longer the only thing standing between us and a bunch of globalist pedokikes and Satanists who want to replace white people with third worlders, destroy traditional morality, Christianity, and the traditional family.

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They're made by SKYNET don't tell anyone

You just want (you)s from your flag!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_Cooper
>see also
>mfw LGBT culture in New York City

THIS TIMELINE IS THE BEST EVER

KISS THE FROG

DIVE INTO THE UNDERWORLD (Sup Forums)

SAVE YOUR FATHER (((TRUMP)))

What is Niggerian news saying about Trump, my friend? Always fun to hear.

WORRY
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>AFUCKINGLEAF
but if you really want to know, hes already done what I wanted, which is to appoint a replacement for scalia on the supreme court. Illegals are being deported at an increasing rate, so thats good. Hopefully a decent wall will be built in time as well, and those are about all I cared about.

is the unemployment rate still going down?

Reminder thst the real resson Trumpp is in SA is to summon a desert djinn to destroy the democrats.

Oh wait the rocket deal was with United Arab Emirates, not Qatar. let me fix this

>Radical islamic terrorism
>Aniway let's give more weapons to saudi arabia!

>Radical islamic terrorism!!!!
>Aniway let's sell some more rockets to U.A.E

>I SAID RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!
>Aniway let's keep funding fundamentalist islamic groups in syria to fight against Assad

There, now it's right

yes

What's going on with Saudi fascination with Ivanka? I thought Saudis had beautiful women like Ivanka too. Or was that just hollywood showing lies?

THE COVENANT MUST BE RESTORED

YOUR SACRIFICE IS NOW

WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR THE FUTURE?

REPENT NOW!!!

ACCEPT MIKE PENCE INTO YOUR HEART

DONT RUN FROM THE FLAMES

EMBRACE TIAMAT

REPOSTING REDDIT SALT
GET YOUR REDDIT SALT
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT SALT

How can you know when they're covered in trashbags?

2024.

Mike Pence becomes President.

They're not gonna care, it's just dead sandniggers to them.

It looks like the meme they make about our only conservative politician here.
>Aside from him being posted as a nazi or a israeli puppet at the same time

From the looks of things he's going to be that for a long time until we can sort ourselves out more.

of course they are, pence is a career politician and they think they can manipulate him. i'm not sure if they can.

I wonder why the unemployment goes down when Trump did not pass yet the majority of his economic agenda.

It is a mystery

youtu.be/5NqsCHBr-SA

trump doing traditional Saudi dance

Yes. We still need higher wages and lower costs though. Tax, regulation slashing, and restrictions on foreigner buying would help tremendously.

DOWN DOWN DOWN BABY

Their women wear trash bags or headscarves all day, and Ivanka is stunningly attractive. It's not hard to figure out.

>Canada

liberals start liking him

>excelent

He`s actually there for the OPEC summit reason though.

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How's everyone doing tonight?

they only had michelle or that old old hag hillary so ivanka is a queen to them

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yep
>that lil dip at the end tho

Anyone remember the Canadian Obama shill?

That's a bad ripoff like everything else in Brazil. The original was with Ronald Reagan.

the nigger created worthless part time service sector "jobs." stop shilling

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HIGH ENERGY

sandniger magic is not real

SNL - cold open lame as fuck attempt at DJT.

Just like last week. Just like always.

>We

You're praising Obama retard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it`s the same fucking graphic that guy used since february, he`s in another proxy, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT FUCKING LEAF.

Trump is having phone calls discussing strategy with the CEO of fox news Rupert Murdoch on weekly basis
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-rupert-murdoch-phone-to-discuss-strategy-a7699601.html

Blatant media collusion
(i'm principled, im against media collusion when hillary does it and im against it when trump does it.)

Welcome to politics, kid.

fox is corporate garbage, but the truth is on their side this time so of course they are going to use it. CNN, MSM etc got caught working for the DNC and they are lying to cover their tracks.

Actually, he slashed so much of Obongo's regulations that jobs are skyrocketing.

And all of the growth in jobs during Obama's era went entirely to immigrants and H1-Bs, not Americans.

psst hey Sup Forums

you want proof?

fucking mint..

Bundo's power grows with keks blessing

Anderson Vanderbuilt you mean.

You niggers better get our gun rights back so you can have a market of 200 million people desperately wanting their guns.
Please open a fucking market here so you can make billions.

Companies are feeling very optimistic with the projected tax and regulatory enviornment but congress needs to move fast to make good on that or markets will continue to fluctuate due to uncertainty about policy and government efficacy.

It's arabian voodoo. It works.

In fact, Trump is half Djinn himself, appart from being muhhamed's direct descendant

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>photoshop of a 6 year old's face on an older girls body

i hate this fucking picture

>I have no idea how employer optimism impacts the economy/job market: the post
What's it like to live in a world where you're proven wrong literally every day yet wake up thinking you have all the answers?

im sorry Sup Forums
but this is worst than using a guy fawkes mask in 2017
kek is pissed

When's Trump doing his speech?

Yes and its all thanks to Trump, King Nigger should just kill himself.

this is so salty, I need a nice tall glass of water after that.

Man I wish Israel was region banned from here.

Yes but wage stagnation needs to be addressed.

hmm I wonder what this guy is trying to imply? really makes ya think.

FUCK
i just realized i used the april figures in my infograph, not september, should i remake it?

Kindly look at this graph. now show me where jobs were "skyrocketing" under trump.

It's literally what he inherited from obama. Trump did not even pass his budget or tax plan yet

Yes we. Americans and administration supporters would have a great powerful win in their pocket if wages can catch up to where they should be.

Tell me what Trump has done to lower the unemployment rate. Come on T_D

goodnight
sleep tight
trump is on early tomorrow