>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>BACK THE BLUE >>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive: >getbehindthevest.org/ >>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city. >>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH): >cpdmemorial.org/
Who else here /donor/?
Cooper Hernandez
>Body removal form
Michael Martinez
>body removal form needed
Leo Morgan
> Robert is out of forms
Hunter Campbell
Here for the comfy
Jaxson Bailey
Time to run off a new batch.
Hudson Cooper
>extra body removal form
Leo Gutierrez
Thanks OP
Mason Rivera
Thread starts well
Thomas Green
>woman puking
Levi Reyes
>Possible DUI at Foster & Austin >White F-150 almost hit several vehicles
Jackson Bell
Just donated, thanks for the link.
Checked out the tax form for the organization - they are legit and not squandering donations to pay extravagant wages to a few board members.
I want all Roberts to get home safe to their little Roberts and Robertinas.
Donald Trump said he was going to solve Chicago's problem with the NG. What happened to that?
Blake Morris
> bureaucracy to throw a guy on the fukken cart
Henry Sullivan
>Donald Trump said he was going to solve Chicago's problem with the NG. What happened to that?
I'm all for it.
Luke Garcia
>paperwork
Austin Allen
gov needs to request NG cant just send them.
Isaiah King
>firework disturbance, shots fired
Ryder James
What's everyone drinking tonight?
Gabriel Cruz
Trump can, we didn't elect some fucking Chicago mayor to run the U.S., he'll send in the Feds. Maybe not the NG, but the Feds.
Anthony Edwards
welcome to the thing that's had /cpd/ leaking precum every time it comes up. The radio stream will be unironically euphoric if we're listening to ILNG playing doorkickers in Back of the Yards.
Aaron Peterson
don't be a kike
Joshua Rogers
>that "are you shitting me?" look
Connor Barnes
Until you have a shitty mayor from a shitty party there's nothing to be done. If Chicago goes red maybe there's hope
Isaiah King
A tall glass of Captain morgan after work
>Sweet dindu's gonna be dindu's looks like we got a robbery boys
Isaac Ross
Doing the Dew as I no longer imbibe
Easton Sanders
...
Sebastian Cooper
S O M E
K I N D
O F
E X P L O S I O N
Ethan Perry
>some kind of explosion
dindu nuffin
Hunter Baker
>An explosion
Ian Long
>body removal form
Ian Mitchell
chamomile and lavender tea
Jace Martinez
allah ackbar strikes again
Austin Lopez
my moms vodka and juice
Colton Roberts
he gave the fbi orders to assist city law enforcement but outside of that the gov needs to declare a emergency and request federal assistance to do more
Liam Ward
Finna mix some lean and get raaaale comfy mane
Julian White
its hard to control the concentrated areas of dindus in these citiies... maybe go for an Escape from NY or Escape from LA type situation... fence the whole area off and let them chimp out freely
Christian Perry
>t. """"peaceful protestor""""
Kayden Torres
that looks like a RFP (request for proposal) I wonder what the actual form looks like?
Christian Reyes
>Male Black claiming to be a utility worker cut the power line to a house and demanded money to re-attach it. The call was for suspected deceptive activity, which mostly happens during the early afternoon and it's usually hilarious. Dispach asked is Male Black had turned off a switch or actually cut the line and created a dangerous situation. He did cut the line. That was after another Male Blak got shot twice in the back and a bullet entered his anus. Dispatch commented "Ouch".
Aiden White
What is this all about?
Leo Cruz
>says he donated >but buy some merch >from the merchant oy vey i'm a bad goy
Isaac Miller
They need to kick Rahm and all his cronies out. Every fucking election cycle it's the same shitbags that keep getting elected.
I was thrilled to see Rauner get into the governor's office.
Grayson Moore
Copfag here. Today I responded to a scene of a naked lady so fat it appeared she had necrosis getting CPR. She was naked. I have her bloated purple face she giant disgusting vagina seered into my mind forever. Her two teenage children were in the breezeway of the apartment crying.
I don't know how I feel. This woman died. These children lost a parent and all I can seem to think about is why I had to see a giant dead naked Fst lady. Why can't I ever see someone naked that's attractive at work.
It's shit like this that seriously makes me question my mental state.
Jacob Thompson
they need more
Alexander Young
Any other crazy stories?
Also, thank you for your service, copfag.
Cooper Lewis
Being comfy while others live the Clinton utopia.
Jordan Ross
those kids were already fucked, just maybe they are a little less fucked now that "mom" is dead
Liam Campbell
Is Chicago as bad as Detroit or does it still have a way to go?
Kevin Thompson
yeah now if we can get rid of the wrest of the dead beats out of office we can clean shit up. if i have to hear any more of that rino mcshitstain whining it will be too soon
James Rivera
>Disturbance at the front of the station
Brody Parker
>Into the oven it goes My god I can't wait for STHTF with the economy. All these fat obese welfare leeches will die or chimp out. The U,S is in need of a good mad max style purge of the degenerates
life is a shitshow mayne >The Berenstien universe is peaceful lazy river ride where Ron Paul was president from 2008-2012, Bernie 2012-2016, Hillary is in prison, and last years election was Rand vs Webb. >THE BERENSTAIN TIMELINE IS A LOG RIDE TO HELL WHERE THE HAPPENING IS RAINING RAZOR BLADES AND SHOOTING US STRAIGHT INTO PLANET FUCKING NIBURU
Joshua Long
some parts of chicago are wealthy, while the south side is a war zone. The North Side is where civilized people live.
Charles James
>tfw no chicago user has gone vigilante, blasting ambient /cpd/ through the aux cord in their car as they zip around chicago aiding robert in his battle against male black. the hero they both need and deserve what the fuck are you doing over there?
The only reason Detroit has less murders is because there are no people to kill. The city is becoming abandoned No one wants to stay there and be target practice.
Connor Carter
I have two more recent ones I'm willing to share right now.
>routine patrol, problem area >don't notice a stop sign has been knocked over at this 4 way but get weird vibe from car up ahead >said car appears to have been involved in a crash, as I approach I expect to get flagged down but it doesn't happen >they're sitting abnormally long at the stop sign but hey, being weird isn't reason to pull someone over >come back through a few minutes later and this car is now backing up in the middle of the road trying to execute a turn >just adding go the oddness but still don't want to fuck with it. >turn down another street, notice stop sign is down at this point. Woman flags me down to say a grey Cadillac hit it >pieces coming together. It appeared it had gotten in a wreck because it hit a fucking stop sign >find car immediately and approach, two women getting out with driver still in the vehicle >walk up to passenger side door. >driver is damn near sleeping in the driver seat with a bottle of whiskey in his hand >thisisaclue.jpg
James Jenkins
some are on that, some are on the broadcastify one without ambient noise. why?
Kevin Campbell
>Bernie 2012-2016
Gabriel Wilson
>risking your life to save niggers
WEW
Ian Wright
Aren't there still some middle class and rich people in the D?
Jace Torres
fucking kek nice work detective
Brandon Morales
...
Jaxson Murphy
Has it ever occured to anyone that the only reason blacks can be violent is because of the bullshit they are subjugated to and influenced by like this shitposts ideas perpetuate? Would anyone in here who agrees with this, hire a black person?
Thomas Reed
>saving the niggers You should reread his post
Nathaniel Wilson
stay awhile and listen
Angel Morales
t. never met a single nigger in his life
congratulations, make sure to hug your mom and dad
David Robinson
>gang members are fighting and drinking at the same time
Colton Perez
I am it's just blatant rationalized racism. It doesn't mean the statistics aren't true, but it also doesn't mean the answer is to continue being oppressive inadvertently.
William James
multitaskangz
Sebastian James
...
Xavier Lewis
risking your life to kill niggers*
Xavier Peterson
You're an idiot. Get out more, and don't be afraid to casually talk to a black person.
Elijah Price
...
Aaron Turner
>>>reddit until you grow up
Parker Thomas
Get a load of this faggot. >poor niggers, they wouldn't be such savages if we didn't think they were such savages Get a six month lease in an apartment or a house in any hood near you, then report back.
Brody Hill
you've never met a black person, you brainwashed faggot the shitskins at your highschool and university don't count
Jace Lee
that voice was hot
Adrian Brooks
>the only reason blacks can be violent is because of the bullshit they are subjugated to
>Obviously you are a liberal faggot.
Why don't you MOVE THERE AND HELP THE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS?
Nicholas Hernandez
the scanner, redditfag
Jose Cook
>gang fight
Jonathan Brown
>3600 block of N Halsted >Noise complaint
For those anons not familiar with Chicago, this is smack dab in the middle of the gay part of town.
Jordan Brooks
...
Brandon Powell
So...it's loud enthusiastic assfucking?
Jace Thompson
>shitposts if you're going to appropriate culture, do it right, you actual retard
