AUSPOL LAZY SUNDAY EDITION

>Peter Dutton declares 'game is up' for 'fake refugees' living in Australia

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-21/peter-dutton-october-deadline-asylum-seekers-protection/8544890

>Cashless welfare card backfires with increase in crime, according to Aboriginal Health Council of WA

perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/cashless-welfare-card-backfires-with-increase-in-crime-according-to-aboriginal-health-council-of-wa/news-story/adc141c9c21467e3c33b6355ff682c29

>Faggots use didgeridoo in gay porn as dildo, abbos outraged

mic.com/articles/177683/native-australians-outraged-by-gay-porn-studio-using-sacred-didgeridoo-as-dildo#.XHRZHmX9x

>Cassie Sainsbury claims she was ‘forced’ to act as drug mule, court documents reveal

news.com.au/national/cassie-sainsbury-claims-she-was-forced-to-act-as-drug-muel-court-documents-reveal/news-story/11899a8cc7d42be15377d3e635939ddf

>Qantas flight: Explosion, sparks from engine, as Melbourne-bound flight from Los Angeles aborted

theage.com.au/national/qantas-flight-explosion-sparks-from-engine-as-melbournebound-flight-from-los-angeles-aborted-20170520-gw9iqv.html

>'Mockery': Turnbull government quietly cuts Adani's Abbot Point turtle controls

theage.com.au/environment/mockery-turnbull-government-quietly-cuts-adanis-abbot-point-turtle-controls-20170520-gw9cu6.html

Yesterdays thread: Discord: discord.gg/RgSvKQZ

Poll: Do we need American-style gun laws?

strawpoll.com/bxgrxr7

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news.com.au/national/breaking-news/pauline-hanson-arrives-in-perth/news-story/f29451619a17ac32aef90dcc96a09ac4
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first for fuck the abos, fuck the rapefugees, and fuck welfare.

what the fuck happened to this country, filled with absolute brain dead retards who eat up all the propaganda the main stream media spews out

I don't even want to know how they played the digeridoo with their ass

I'm going to bed, but have a good thread Aussiebro

itnews.com.au/news/vic-council-intercepted-phone-emails-to-hunt-litterbugs-349643

councils using metadata

I wanna fuck australian men.

you guys have the best male asses after Japan

>Peter Dutton declares 'game is up' for 'fake refugees'
I wish he would declare that game is up for the 200,000 other shitskins per annum too.

>fuck welfare
Don't go too far user. That's not funny.

nah ill go as far as i want mate. no welfare, no abos. no welfare, less dependence on the state. no welfare, no commies.
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What goes good cooked in the weber mates?

something simple please.

STHRRREWWWTHHH CAAANNNNTTT

This is three nights in a row you've tripfagged your way into our threads m8.

We're full.

im on welfare bro calm down i like my neet bux

you looking for a job or are you happy to leech off of the hard work of others?

A full roast chicken
1. Season skin with salt and pepper
2. slice under the skin and seperate from flesh, rub with butter
3. shove a lemon up its bum

4. cook for about an hour or so

Thanks for the suggestion m8.

I have gone off roast chook though. They are always such crap quality. I could see if I can find a free range one I suppose.

Australia should lower the prices of drugs and become an exporter. We waste too much dark money on getting fucked up, and too much attention on the schappel corbies and Cassie sainsbury's

Good question. Even most of the smart people are dumb cunts. The most red pilled people are actually the shitskins imo. I have almost no respect for Aussies anymore, except for you cunts of course.

20rd for poosters

First for Nisem to get deported.

>The most red pilled people are actually the shitskins
If they were truly redpilled they would have killed themselves already.

>mic.com/articles/177683/native-australians-outraged-by-gay-porn-studio-using-sacred-didgeridoo-as-dildo#.XHRZHmX9x

Kek. Why are abos so homophobic?

Why they know they are gonna take over. Just look at em you can see it in their faces and their body language. They fully act like it's their country where as whitey walks around like he's an imposter or like he's sorry. Fuck white Aussies, except for you cunts.

>they know they are gonna take over
I don't think they think on that level. They are very short-term in their thinking.

>welfare recipients who buy drugs with that money are regular criminals as well
lock em all up

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are australian women really tht fucking hot or is it just the hot ones who manage to move to LA?
smoking hot tall fit whtie girls in LA

>tfw failed group interview at aldi
>still working my shitty freelance writing job
who knows my underemployment feels

Most Australian women are fat drunken bushpigs.

The ones who can afford to live in LA are from a very small group of upper class people. Not typical at all.

not a big fan of keying cars but i'd key that car

>failed group interview at aldi
They could smell the spaghetti on you.

>Failing Aldi group interview after ski sale

POTTERY

Australian women are generally fucking disgusting.

>ski sale
Who goes skiing? I do not understand why ski gear on sale is so popular.

What's worse, leeching off your parents or leeching off the government?

As i was told by a customer yesterday "We're not going to the snow, its just good for when it gets cold"

> faggots sticking a Abo stick up their shitters
Kek.
> Dutton kicking the niggers out
Good lad

I'd think lessing off parents is better looking at how shit life is for orphans and families where the parents have no money.

Anyway rich parents leech from the government anyway with negative gearing, insured ponzi scheme housing investments and corporate welfare

I find it too bulky. Good solid wool clothes are all that is required in Australia.

>Dutton kicking the niggers out
They will appeal to the AAT and all be allowed to stay.

did you tell them you have a journo degree?
they aren't going to hire someone so over qualified

if it isn't relevant to the field you're applying for don't mention it

Rather my tax go to old mate in a vt skidpig than a politicians holiday

Gaaaàaaaaay

>Pauline Hanson has arrived in Perth ahead of the swearing in of three One Nation members into the West Australian parliament.

I bet she will fuck everything up. I give it six months before they all resign from One Nation.

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/pauline-hanson-arrives-in-perth/news-story/f29451619a17ac32aef90dcc96a09ac4

>politicians making band-aid repairs to their terminal ass cancer.
yeh nah, you're a cunt.

Tell that to the retards who live to buy aldi specials.

Fuck truckies

I met this bald guy in a fag bar in brissie a couple weeks ago who wanted to run for Senate with ON.
He was giving me the whole "Pauline wants to listen to you, the people, mate" spiel while I was trying to tell him that One Nation are cucked on guns and socialist economic policy.
We dropped some pingers and spitroasted a 40 year old.

Whats your problem with truckies?

I thought the milf wouldn't fuck you and the One Nation guy cockblocked you.

Stick to the original story please.

They fall asleep and kill people quite routinely.

Yes they are retards. I always detest seeing people throwing away their dignity and going crazy over some silly "sale".

Really depressing to see the naked truth of what people are like.

Oh fuck, I'm around here way too much

I had more people asking me for the cat scratching posts that come on sale this Saturday than about the ski gear. Fucking scratching posts for cats.

i buy it so it looks like i've been skiing

How much are the scratching posts selling for?

Welfare is actually what got me off my arse and self-sufficient! Combination between $600 a fortnight, the hoops they make you jump through as motivation and the guidance of my job network.

Just prior to this I was unemployable and looking into selling drugs. Now I have a respectable office job and pay my taxes.

I don't represent everyone but it helped me a fucktonne!

>the guidance of my job network
This is the first time I have ever seen someone speak positively about their Job Network experience.

Yes, because they're given ridiculous deadlines that don't allow time to sleep.

We require them for produce.

blame the companies they work for not the truckies

a generation or more of pozzed education at every level

He must have got lucky. Those joints are just a money hole to employ otherwise unemployable women.

I had some bad experiences to start with, but I calmly spoke up and requested I be changed to a new place.

In this new place I made it clear that I was determined to find solid, longterm employment and continually worked with my contact. I would find a job I liked and email her my cover letter and essay, ask for extra appointments if she had time and sometimes she would even call me on her break if I had an application or interview.

It took 6 months but I am so happy now.


There are a LOT of cunts and the red tape fucks you, but if you're polite and willing, they blow your mind!

> the guidance of my job network.

fuck off liar the job networks are fucking useless

Yeh sorry mate, good luck with your 10 fake applications

>reddit spacing
>shill like language

No seriously, I got my job on my own. They literally did nothing to help me. When I landed a job on my own, they asked for the details so they can get their commission for doing fuck all. They're a tax payer money sink scum.

pretty much any roast meat will come out nicer done in a weber than it would in a regular oven

if you're not into chook try a bit of lamb or something

or dump the whole chook thing and just buy a few maryland pieces from a butcher and roast them up after seasoning or marinating for a while

>implying we're not a major drug exporter already
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_opium_poppy_farming_industry

You know nothing about the absolute extreme consitions these ssrivers face. These people work 80-90 hours plus a week so that people like you can eat, sleep amd pretty much anything else you consume. If companies and drivers did things by the book the country would choke.

I am in a truck now going through Singleton and already tonight 3 people have pulled out in front of me, 2 crossed double lines into oncoming lane and had to swerve to avoid them and not 10 minutes ago some mong though that double lanes meant racing lane and stopped from making an overtake after they were going 80 in a 110 zone.

Before you blame truckies blame the companies and retards driving cars on the road.

A 2 tonne steel box is nothing to a fully loaded bdouble going at 90-100. Normies in cars do not respect this and wonder why a bwhemoth of a machine cant stop on a dime when they do stupid shit.

>a money hole to employ otherwise unemployable women
That goes for about 40% of the modern economy.

Yes, you have to look on your own. They have one cunt with 300 clients, its hard. And like I said, there's a LOT of cunts.

I found my job, but only through a lot of work with my contact and basically being that nerd that never leaves her alone.

But they're not regulated, and it is just a money sink. But people just expect them to hand you a job. That's not how it works.

I'm not saying I speak for anyone but myself, but this is just my experience and why I support welfare

Why is EVERYONE in this country an aggressive bogan?

What are you talking about? Maybe it's because I'm middle class but the women I know are generally attractive. There are some insanely hot Australian chicks.

Fuck up ya soft cunt.

yeah same, i got my current job by cold canvasing
the bitch wanted me to lie about my starting date so she could claim a bonus, i noped and went straight to her manager and told her what was going on

It was probably the manager who put her up to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

The average Australian woman is 15kg overweight, has a double digit IQ and smells like stale beer and cigarettes. You're probably some yuppie cunt whose idea of "Middle class" is a six figure income in a suburb with a million dollar house.

You need a job son.

I think I might go for a piece of pork. See if I can get the crackling nice.

How to out yourself as a fairy: The post

What's considered normal weight for woman?

>You're probably some yuppie cunt whose idea of "Middle class" is a six figure income in a suburb with a million dollar house.
That's exactly what middle class is these days, grandpa

possibly, but i wrote my actual starting date, not 2 weeks before like she wanted so she could meet her quota or whatever she was doing

Incompetent fucks they are. About 10 years ago I got a wesley united shut down for breaches of conduct. Office full of snarky young bitches constantly trash talking young blokes (myself incuded) and mysteriously only ever seemed to have vacancies for pizza delivery. I lost my shit at them, got statements from the other guys, literally highlighted all the breaches in their code of conduct then reported them to gov employment department. They were gone within about six weeks.

Fuck you in particular Amanda. Thats what you get for being an arrogant bitch to someone far more qualified than you.

>tfw the guy that was gonna tint my car fucking cancelled 2 hours before schedule

Even in this moderate winter my car with it's dumb leather seats is an oven. surely this isn't normal?

Because you're just a little beta chink manlet

The Australian middle class is living paycheck to paycheck while being stuck permanently renting while working multiple part time jobs. All the while getting bent over and fucked repeatedly by the government.

hey gay cunts

They tried to get me to come in 6 months after I'd left them to show paperwork that I was still in the uni course I'd enrolled in.

I told them to get fucked and never call me again.

they said I had signed soemthing agreeing to do it so they can get paid.

I told them they didn't do a single thing to help me get into the uni course so I don't care what I signed they could go and get fucked.

rock salt
my old man does a nice roast pork
everything he cooks is gold actually

Australia can tongue my asshole. You're all just a bunch of faggots

Get some seat covers mate. Cheap as chips from Supercheap. Should hold you off until the tint faggot gets to you.

Also if you arent getting the hotshit ceramic 35% tint for about 140-180 bucks youre getting ripped.

That is middle class lol. If you're living paycheck to paycheck, permanently renting and working multiple part time jobs then you're working class

My father was a pretty good cook too. He was an abusive cunt though.

>Tfw soft cunt white aussie

>everyone hates me for being who i am

No wonder so many young people in this country kill themselves.

>seat covers
My grandparents have lamb skin.

>ceramic
what did you mean by this?

I want to kill you just reading your beta post.