Aus/pol/ General - Food of the Gods Edition

>Peter Dutton declares 'game is up' for 'fake refugees' living in Australia

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-21/peter-dutton-october-deadline-asylum-seekers-protection/8544890

>Cashless welfare card backfires with increase in crime, according to Aboriginal Health Council of WA

perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/cashless-welfare-card-backfires-with-increase-in-crime-according-to-aboriginal-health-council-of-wa/news-story/adc141c9c21467e3c33b6355ff682c29

>Faggots use didgeridoo in gay porn as dildo, abbos outraged

mic.com/articles/177683/native-australians-outraged-by-gay-porn-studio-using-sacred-didgeridoo-as-dildo#.XHRZHmX9x

>Cassie Sainsbury claims she was ‘forced’ to act as drug mule, court documents reveal

news.com.au/national/cassie-sainsbury-claims-she-was-forced-to-act-as-drug-muel-court-documents-reveal/news-story/11899a8cc7d42be15377d3e635939ddf

>Qantas flight: Explosion, sparks from engine, as Melbourne-bound flight from Los Angeles aborted

theage.com.au/national/qantas-flight-explosion-sparks-from-engine-as-melbournebound-flight-from-los-angeles-aborted-20170520-gw9iqv.html

>'Mockery': Turnbull government quietly cuts Adani's Abbot Point turtle controls

theage.com.au/environment/mockery-turnbull-government-quietly-cuts-adanis-abbot-point-turtle-controls-20170520-gw9cu6.html

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The official Aus/pol/ commercial and inspiring theme:

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Fuck it, going with the sticky date after seeing that pic. Cheers OP.

NEWT HEAD

I hate sticky date pudding

Dates always remind me of muslims.

you are a bad person, generally speaking.

fuck I didn't even notice it
why must you play on my weakness op?

hehe maybe you should date white wimmin instead

heh

television is such vile filth, I'm amazed that people still consume this trash

God tier Australian youtubers

Friendlyjordies
Mychonny
LewReview
CommunityChannel

Because I am a predator, and I smelled blood.

I am the big dog in the yard and don't forget it.

>tfw mum plonks herself in front of the goybox when she gets home from work and only gets up to make dinner and go to bed

why can't she shitpost on Sup Forums like everyone else

You already tried this in the old thread.

few snooks around today is there

Television is for double digit IQ mouth-breathers which, sadly, is half the population.

Worked/10. About to go to Coles to get me some now.

you like a bit of sticky date do you?

What is your brand?

coles is the bad one isn't it? go to woolies

JOBSON
GROATH

LORNA
AWDER

McDonalds really need to up their game with their desserts. I'd pay good money for a McPudding.

What do you guys think of refugees?

I could smash every cunt in this thread then I'll rape you after just to humiliate you more.

Nothing Ever Happens, by Del Amitri:

youtube.com/watch?v=yeVOzaDBEmc

Day of the rope can't come fast enough.

i watch the nightly news for a laugh at the lies diversion they try on people.

channel 10 news are commies.

I don't buy it frequently enough to have a brand. My mum usually makes it for me when I go up to see her this cunt says the coles one is shit, so I'll take his word for it and go to woolies. Cheers mate.

not me mate. i'd mix it up a bit. probably punch you in the throat and then shit in your mouth while your trying to catch your breathe.

They say ''strong and stable'' in the UK. It seems vapid slogans repeated endlessly are bread and butter for incompetent conservative governments

Is the comfy truckerbro still here?

You can get the Sara Lee from either.

Vienna reporting in. What's up fellow Austromate?

couple weeks back I went to a mate from work's place for a beer after work. his missus was watching the project - poor bastard.

having a coffee and a biccy

Hope you underaged redditors kill yourselves.

t. Sup Forums

I can't remember a time where I could turn on the TV without wanting to put a bullet through my skull. It's not even the content that pisses me off, it's all the ads. I should be getting paid for watching with how many bloody ads there are.

/nrl/ or /afl/ ?

Both.

>not /cric/

Melbourne fucked south Sydney ya buncha hipster cucks

i hate the project. i turn that shit right off.

my mother in law is a full on lefty, my wife isn't, they fight about shit all the time. if im around her's and the project is on, i call bullshit on all the stories they do. and try to redpill her about the truth. she doesnt want to listen

all those lefty news shows on tv are pure communist filth, but sunrise has a fair share of opposite views on their show. that old show on channel 9 they axed was good, the one with mark latham on it. wish they brought that one back.

wew

>/cric/ when it's not Aus summer or a tour of England
'no'

>sunrise has a fair share of opposite views on their show
Only for comic relief. They just put up some conservative patsy to ridicule.

you guys should watch mark lathams outsiders channel on youtube.

he goes around ethnic communities exposing the multicultural lie, its hilarious.

he's really changed his tune about politics, turned his back on labour completely. i'd say he's far right now from my opinion.

youtube.com/watch?v=8iYfC830u74

youtube.com/channel/UChJ2b6TOTpWnQz9j2Jw9GNw/videos

>afl or nrl ever

>i'd say he's far right now
He didn't have the guts to pull the fashy trigger. Instead he cucked out and became a libertarian. Really disappointing. He will get nowhere there.

mark latham should be australian pm.

It's a didgeridoodoo now.

yeah he says he's libertarian, but he was always from labours right wing

bring their 9 siblings
birth about 9 in the 20 years there here

Does anyone know why the convict report dingoes got shoah'd anyway?

Presumably for being right wing extremists with "hateful" opinions.

the what?

Who /tamworth/ here?
Or any other non capital city dweller.

It's just the numbers that is the main problem. He's just trying to do the old omg look shitskins suck thing the cuckservatives do.

I think he's just bored I don't think he cares that much.

He has always liked being provocative for attention.

Aussie self proclaimed nationalists/alt-right podcasters I occasionally listened in to.

does anything happen in that shithole aside from country music?
bendigo here

I like the idea of them but the convict report was always too autistic for me.

are you sure there not putting it back up when the heat is down

yeah coles was doin some dodgy shit not too long ago, forgot the specifics but remember it was pretty dog

>tfw the goon doesn't even get you druunk after 3/4 a cask

my life is ruined

Not even drunk, but you will be pissing all night long.

I asked it in last tread I'll ask it again. What's going on with the Dingos? have they finally been shut down?
Also the UPF boys are getting the same treatment it seems.

Hunter here

Shes a pretty chill town, plenty to do. Country music is largely ignored by local, its all tourists.
It is good for all the food joints that roll in though.
Otherwise we get a few good shows roll through. Place is expanding a lot recently too.

My opinion though its been the best place I have lived. Wouldnt trade it.

3/4th of a cask is like 17 standard drinks. if that dosnt get you drunk you should claim indigy status

Literally the only thing worth watching on Australian TV is Survivor - and that's not exactly a ringing endorsement

longreach here

seek help.
t. alcoholic who got his life back together.

>>Cashless welfare card backfires with increase in crime, according to Aboriginal Health Council of WA
>perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/cashless-welfare-card-backfires-with-increase-in-crime-according-to-aboriginal-health-council-of-wa/news-story/adc141c9c21467e3c33b6355ff682c29
How aboriginals attempts to have self control and not blame whitey for everything? Oh wait they are dumb violent savages with an average IQ of 60.

hi

Nice, where at? I travel between towns a lot.
Not a bad spot mate

Hello my argie mate. What brings you to the original /bant/?

but i have a shit job and can't even get a fucking job at aldi
i have to drink to escape my misery

you could escape your misery irl instead of in alchohol instead. drinkings not even that good once you stop for a few weeks

woke up early, have uni work to do but decided to lurk Sup Forums first

>got his life back together
If your life was together you wouldn't be on Sup Forums m80.

falklands

what's your job mate?

Port stephens.

freelance writer

need something 9 to 5 instead of the odd writing project from clients

Have the Dingoes legit been b&? I just thought the podcast was late again...

it's a relative term.

are you fit?

dingo twitter is still up but with the week being certainly big for them, they have kinda fanished

Bloody legend. What are you studying?

yeah fit and strong
going to join the navy as a submariner because i can't find shit
probably get rejected from there because i'm a loser

Just outside Maitland lad

just indentify as abo and you get a free ride

architecture

How will I possibly cope without Gustav's low-testosterone truth bombs massaging my eardrums every week?

Fuck me mate i just left thornton about 15 minutes ago.
Like it there? Seems chill from what i have seen.
Thats pretty coo, lad.

consider bricklaying mate. crippling shortage of brickies on the east coast right now.
it's hard work, but out of doors, and no real stress. once you get good enough you can be your own boss.

Hinton?

are you doing native Argentinian architecture or?

i'd love to
not sure where to start?
tips? i need a whitecard right?

How bullshit is the aussie bike helmet laws. That's one thing that'll miss about Canada. The freedom to ride down the rode with the wind in your hair.