/PAG/ Pennsylvania General

This thread is for discussing and posting everything related to the best state, Pennsylvania.

State Song:
youtube.com/watch?v=WDiSCTlHl5Q

News:
lancasteronline.com/news/pennsylvania/new-york-man-charged-after-allegedly-buying-bald-eagle-parts/article_0844ddae-3c0c-11e7-bc2f-7b5cad5d3870.html
> Daniel E. Strachan from (((New York))) was charged with illegal possession of wildlife after allegedly bartering for and purchasing various eagle parts
lancasteronline.com/news/pennsylvania/states-scramble-to-comply-with-federal-id-law/article_5bb6a479-0f34-5c3e-8f5f-fca4ec30f5be.html
Several states have struggled for years to comply with the REAL ID Act, a 2005 federal law that requires state driver's licenses and ID cards
lancasteronline.com/news/pennsylvania/pennsylvania-has-hate-groups-in-lancaster-county/article_1ae041d8-f3c3-11e6-adde-17075286a9d0.html
> In Pennsylvania, there are 40 hate groups.

Events:
nationalroadpa.org/
dreamlandamusements.com/upcoming-events-amusement-carnival/#neshaminy
visitpa.com/pa-events/forest-county-music-association-musical-jam

Music:
youtube.com/watch?v=_9acdLAf11M
youtube.com/watch?v=BHnJp0oyOxs
youtube.com/watch?v=p3Qnlu9Nfj8

County of the week:
> Bucks County
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucks_County,_Pennsylvania

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>PA
>white

Wawa is the shit nigga

they voted Trump, so yeah

NJ here, you guys are cool i guess. Have a house at lake harmony, does that make me an honorary pennsylvanian?

Have some music
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAP2nmo8al8

Get out. You are the only thing wrong with Pennsylvania.

So is Sheetz

Quaker scum, go die

rest of the country needs to get on the full-service food gas station agenda. living outside PA for 6 years now and this is the one thing I would change about the midwest

PA was mostly Germanic settlers

My point exactly.

Wawa and Sheetz are both trash. Rutter's is the one true convenience store.

York was here, Lancaster is a loser.

Fuck you and fuck the main line, stupid piece of shit road designed for fucking horse-drawn carriages. Fuck your roads period, they're in awful shape and traffic is always a nightmare.

Fuck having to jump through hoops to buy alcohol. Fuck not being able to get Kirkland jack shit unless you're willing to cross state lines. Fuck having to buy beer by the case unless you buy it with fucking food.

Fuck Philadelphia for being a shitty, crime-ridden, run down city. Also fuck "authentic" cheesesteaks because you retards take a perfectly good concept and then insist on using fucking cheese whiz.

Fuck Hershey chocolate because it tastes like fucking puke, and fuck Hershey park for being a watered-down park in general.

Fuck Wawa, you treat it like some kind of holy grail when it's more or less the same as all the other fucking convenience stores like 7-11.

Fuck PA, name a worse state in the Northeast.

Oh, forgot fuck Yuengling because you morons act like being the least shitty macrobrew means it's some kind of great beer. It's still light lager garbage, it's just marginally less flavorless. Most of you faggots don't appreciate Troegg's and Victory, two of the only good things about Pennsylvania.

>Convenience store
>Quality

Pick only one.

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>complaining about macrobrew
>naming Troegg's and Victory

kys

You can get something besides a wiz wit if you want you fucking queer. And if you ever talk shit about my city again I will track you down and beat your ass to death with my bare hands.

Microbrews are for scarf and glasses wearers.

PA Resident here,
Most people are not like you see on TV or in commmercials, etc. Those are only cityfags. Anywhere there isn't a major city you'll come to find lots of conservative voices. Oh, and less transfags.

We have Philly, Paterno State, and Yinsburg. we aren't that great, just another white state with black cities and some rednecks.

Representing Pittsburghistan

How far will our Pennsreich reach?

Are you seriously implying that Troegg's and Victory are equally shitty as, say, Anheuser Busch, just because they're big? They make some great beer you dip.

>Literal internet tough guy on Sup Forums
And yes, I can order something else, but I get flak from you mouth-breathers for not being "authentic" because I have enough taste to know that whiz is garbage.

There are plenty of tasty, full-bodied beers that aren't just for IPA-only-lumberjack-dressing hipsters. Prima pils, for example.

>we aren't that great, just another white state with black cities and some rednecks.
Speaking as a transplant from a completely pozzed Progtopia, it's pretty sweet to live here even if the roads and accents are pretty trash.

When with Philly and the outer suburbs secede so we can finally establish greater Pennsreich and anchluss Ohio and West Virginia?

Well Pittsburgh just re-elected their gay mayor who wants to turn it into a sanctuary city.

Just the primary but it's as official as the November in this city.

>Live in Chester county
>Go down to KoP
>Niggers working every store
>Literally coming out of the wood works

Why are there so many niggers here?

>Fuck PA, name a worse state in the Northeast.

NY is literally the biggest armpit on the planet. Smells like hot garbage, it's filled with nogs and other subhumans, kikism is the way of life, taxes are out of control, if you're white prepare to me robbed immediately, gangs - you can't wear half the colors in teh fucking rainbow because apparently they belong to niggers.

Because it's halfway between New York and Baltimore.

Almonds have been activated.

>All of these things apply to Philly but worse
>Philly is shittier and poorer on top of it

MY SIDES

But it's an expensive fucking area.

I know there's the ghetto area Kingswood but even then the rent is 1250 to 1700 a month. No way they're living there on a basic servers salary, unless they are racially charging for the apartments

>I get flak

Because you probably stray from wiz, american, or provolone. Which is disrespectful. And look at it from our point of view, we've got a really simple sandwich that's easy to make. There's no reason to fuck it up/if you don't want to fuck it up. Then you turn on the TV and theres a commercial for Arby's or Burgerking's new Big Philly Cheesesteakā„¢ that has fucking avocados and roast beef on a kaiser roll or some fucking ridiculous shit like that. It's mindboggling.

And I was trying to be funny with the threats.

Around the entire North.

Don't you dare drop all the niggers in the South. Our feelings have already been made crystal clear on this matter.

fucking this. Jersey is a goddamn plague on PA roads. Not to mention they stick out like a sore thumb when they drive 80 miles to go to an farmer's market or nursery etc...

Upstate New York is liberal jewy yuppie and weak. Upstate PA is working class conservative gun toting white and proud.

They live like 5 to a house with Mama Gibs and use a credit card to finance their day to day purchases.

They'll use a payday loan to make rent (or likely default on that and start a lengthy and costly eviction process for their landlords) and eat food purchased with EBT.

(((They))) propped up survival with financial tools to wreck your future, but the nogs don't think more than a moment ahead.

After they reach ultimate poverty, they will resort to crime in exchange for small fortune and redistribute the wealth to Mama Gibs to continue the cycle.

You think Baltimore or New York are "cheap" enough for niggers?

Define upstate NY, because you morons act like anything North of NYC is "upstate".

Look at a map, retard. There's "upstate" which is commuting distance to NYC, then there's an entire rest of the fucking state.

Philly may be the worst city in the country

Once enough settle in one area the prices plummet and they can afford it

1. Nigger moves in
2. Destroyes house
3. Surrounding properties drop in value
4. More niggers move in
5. Repeat from 2

This is OP:
youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

Commonly outside of NY, Upstate refers to anything other than NYC.

Stupid, I know, but this is what I've come to observe in SW PA. All of NY is "up"

your climate, obesity-based diet, and language create optimal nig conditions. it's the humane thing to do. send your hwite families to the north.

I don't know your fucking faggot regional vernacular to differentiate for your gay little counties. Every part of New York state that I've been in fits that bill. If you're hiding a decent patch of dirt somewhere god bless you for it, but I'm not up for the treasure hunt bredgewick.

True the value of real estate withers under a nigger.

What's every part of NY state that you've been to? You probably haven't been North of Westchester county, and if you haven't fucking noticed, pic related, basically everything other than NYC itself is still "upstate" of it.

>penn calling florida subhuman trash
Good to know you hate yourselves. PS: Thanks for the Yuengling, Tastykake fruit pies, and scrapple(sold at Publix).

Yeah OK. Worse than Detroit, flint, Baltimore, LA all of those homo cities out west and spic cities down south, etc... Fucking Atlanta. We have the highest percentage of whites out of like the ten largest cities in the US or some such statistic.

Oh and Chicago. I'd rather live in a trench during WWI.

Fine we'll take the nogs back and reinstate slavery under one condition, you take all the jews.

can't we just have them exodus to California before it finally secedes?

South jersey is fine. North jersey is full of sopranos wannabes.

Top 5 State ranking

1. PA
2. Maine
3. Oregon
4. Rhode Island
5. Wyoming

You are dumb AF. The city of ATL literally cut out the entire SWATs to say they have a lower nig population. Not to mention it doesn't matter because MARTA will deliver a bus load of niggers to your doorstep no matter where you are in ATL or ATL 'metro' like Alpharetta and Johns Creek. Fucks sake these two places are teh biggest cucks on the planet, literally funding the entire city of ATL and subsiding all of it's subhuman trash.

County with the most diabetic people reporting in. 12.6 per 100 master race

I don't understand what you're saying but if it's "Atlanta sucks" then we agree.

I liked Stone Harbor but fix your roads please.

>literally only includes the part of NJ that has the least niggers

Jersey here. Where do I go to live in eastern pa and start my life over? I have like 5k

When I said "we" I meant philly. I was shitting on all of those other cities.

I know Southern NJ is relatively white in comparison to the rest of the state but they might aswell be niggers.

Beaver County reporting in. There's nothing interesting to say about this place.

Why?

Because people from NJ are cancer.

Yes, and FUCK the traffic. Fucks sake, double fuck the traffic in it's butt repeatedly. That fucking bridge that got burned down by that degenerate crack head caused 400 to back up all the way to Alpharetta and onto Old Milton. It's literally 30 miles away.

SOON...

albany NY is better than your entire state, and albany NY is a fucking nightmare zone.

Philidelphia Ghetto

Bucks County reporting in. Our district court just shut down after months of campaigning for a new one.

Drexel Hill master race reporting in

>bucks county

White flight: the county. Come back home.

I have to work in Philadelphia. If I wasn't paid to be there I'd never EVER go there

Only tourists get cheesesteaks with wiz. Locals are repulsed by the idea.

Yeah because there's so much cool shit to do in trevose or wherever.

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Hey man, there's a... mall and seven auto repair places

You've never seen Philly's darker twin

Kek. You're alright friend.

>tfw $40 round trip to use the turnpike

The only place I ever saw a Hillary sign was in South philly by the brand. new projects they built for the basketball Americans

>Had to go from Bensalem to Norristown every morning for work a couple years ago
i enjoyed having to leave an hour earlier to get off the turnpike 4 exits early

>Pennsylvania
>best state
>Not Colorado

You can't make this up people.

Pennsylvania and Arizona are the best states, We along with the Northwest will have empires once the JEWSA balkanizes. Pennsylvania Uber Allies

>save money couple of years
>start a club/cult (cult is for tax purposes) of decent young couples
>learn to fix houses, get the club/cult crew together
>buy a gun, shotgun for protection
>buy these houses, whole fucking street for cheap (can it fall that low that you can just use cash? like a 100 000$ for about 5 houses?)
>fix them, flowers below every window, plant trees, annoy/bribe/threaten local gov to allow you to place a small fence and doors around the street
>only members of your club/cult can rent
>organize school transport, extracurricular activities, etc inside the club/cult
>spread to adjacent street
>Salt Lake City 2.0, the less silly version

Those houses are from like the 20's. It would be cheaper to build new ones somewhere else. And smarter because Camden will still be Camden. You can do all that shit somewhere where you won't die.

Daily reminder

If you don't

>buy 6 packs Iron City from sheets with their new cafe licenses
>drink Iron City
>say "yinz"
>put Cole slaw and French fries on every sammich
>where black and gold at least 3 days a week
>take your gf to schenley park
>say islays chipped ham
>have a toilet in your unfinished basement
>call people jagoffs at least 8 times a day
>eat at least one smiley cookie a week


THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE PENNSYLVANIAN

OVER THE LINE

You're talking about creating a gated, segregated country club in the middle of a welfare-ridden, Democrat city. It would be a very interesting experiment.

Most definitely. Fuck sheetzfags

>You can do all that shit somewhere where you won't die.
Every adult owns a gun
Every household owns a shotgun

Other places are more expensive (probably) and far away from businesses
This would be much closer to your potential job (not Camden necessarily but shitty inner city areas) and you would save like 2 hours a day on commute.

Yeah, if it's a "religious" community you can maybe make local gov less willing to annoy you
Maybe buy houses, start a cult, rent out all of the houses to the cult, and then cult allows people to live in those houses for a commission
Kinda roundabout way of business but just maybe it could work to make introducing ethnically challenged friends into your street by government

But most important thing is to be close to the local government, be maybe militant, be very fierce and loud if someone tries to mess with you

PA MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

>Kinda roundabout way of business but just maybe it could work to make introducing ethnically challenged friends into your street by government
Kinda roundabout way of business but just maybe it could work to make introducing ethnically challenged friends into your street by government more difficult or impossible*

>NJ

The only thing we hate more than you is Jew York

lol die nigga

>You are the only thing wrong with Pennsylvania.

And the Maryland niggers using the Susquehanna valley as a playground

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DELETE THIS NOW

Your state is nonsense