Bald hate thread

Is there anything out there more hideous than a bald male?
I am 30 years old and where i work most of the males are already bald and most of them are even younger than me.i can see the envy in their eyes when i show my full head of hair , i look like a fucking lion.
We need to gas subhuman baldlets, they make us look weak and old and they are trying to introduce their bald genes to healthy populations.
There is only one thing more pathetic than a baldlet and that is a baldlet who is also a manlet.

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lmao, this is one of the funnier slide threads i've seen yet

Baldness is an indication of high test, faggot

>Baldness is a sign of high testosterone.
>tfw full head of hair

Agreed you should be the first to start to make an example

Yeah danny de vito is the most alpha male in the universe , keep dreaming baldlet.

most baldlets look like this

t.bald man presenting himself as fullhead shitposting against hairlets so others can prove him wrong

Until you realize that the Y chromosome doesn't carry the baldness genes you dumb shit.

FWIW am balding but have TE and not MPB. Turns out keeping the "urban Chicago" community out of jail as an attorney fucks your stress levels.

>not posting Kurt Eichenwald

U mad baldboi?

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I kept my hair long for years precisely because I had such a luxurious head of hair. Then I buzzed it, and people were like "damn, not a bald spot anywhere!" That's right motherfuckers. All I've got is a handsome fucking widow's peak. Just receded enough to know I'm a mature male of my species, but yet thick enough that it remains uniformly distributed across my scalp.

Nah, I'm pretty happy living in a country with ample access to everyday needs and putting my white cock in all your women that immigrated here.

Translated for niggas:

Is there anythang up there mo' hideous than a funky-ass bald male?
I be 30 muthafuckin years oldschool n' where i work most of tha malez is already bald n' most of dem is even younger than mah dirty ass.i can peep tha envy up in they eyes when i show mah full head of afro , i be lookin like a gangbangin' fuckin lion.
We need ta gas subhuman baldlets, they make our asses look weak n' oldschool n' they is tryin ta introduce they bald genes ta healthy populations.
There is only one thang mo' pathetic than a funky-ass baldlet n' dat be a funky-ass baldlet whoz ass be also a manlet.

I'm 18 and have a thinning hairline already. I have a full head of hair but I can tell by the time I'm 30 I'll be bald as fuck. What to do then? Bosley or something? How does that even work ;-;

HE BENCHES 2 PLATE AT 70

If you're going bald... like fully bald... the only way to wear it is "The Skinner". Don't go shaving it all to spare yourself the embarrassment. Wear it as it is. Proud and unashamed.

The only thing is, now you have to stay in shape. You have no other choice. Get fit, and wear your Friar Tuck hair like a fucking boss.

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I've been living happy with my baldness for over a decade now, every two weeks I just electric shave myself. I'm also lucky I look good bald. Can't beat those 5 minutes showers and haven't bought a new shampoo bottle in 8 months.

Kekekek

>t. NIGGER 5 FOOT TALL DOMINICAN

it's an indication that your body cannot handle high test and converts it to the byproduct that makes you bald. learn some basic physiology.

Lol

Balding is game over if you're trying to fuck girls 18 - 25, the older ones don't care as much though.

Jews are boycotting baldness cure research.

Sorry bro, bald people are cool, especially if they are smart, nice, or fit.

Bald people only suck if they look like perverts.

head full of hair + 6 foot (or more) + muscles = eternal supply of pussy

no game needed, how can baldlets even compete.

Found the baldlet

Who writes shit like this to try to impress other turbovirgins on an anonymous imageboard?

>tfw full and strong hair
>tfw dad was bald when he was my age

how long until i go bald Sup Forums?

what's up, rathfish.

If you are posting this on Sup Forums you're already worse than a baldlet

unless you are nt ukrainian it should not happen

To be fair his arms are only 12 inches long

You are a fucking genius,take this golden (you) award for this post

Bald master race reporting. Embrace your baldness

Hair is useless. Basically the most pointless thing to feel pride about. Are you sure you're not a woman?

yeah my Family is originally from Lwów Galizia

bald people are ug-

lol it's that fag ratfish from the misc

i may be a manlet but thank goodness i'm not a baldycoot

recognized him as well

Yeah....I've seen you about 1 year ago, discussing your heritage

>Manlet bragging about anything

This isn't bant.

When your hair starts receding it will be the sweetest karma, by god only assholes like yourself deserve to be a bald manlet. I bet you would be such an insecure little bitch when you start to see your hair thinning

And we are still both here on an anonymous imageboard talking about hair, niggers and politics.

living the dream

If you read any interesting character of history , comics , novels ect , he always sport a head full of hair, can you image conan the barbarian without hair?,

to be fair there is surgery for baldness, you will however be a manlet forever :(

It doesn't matter how beautiful you are as a bald person, if you had hair, you would look better.

You are a nigger. Your myths include sunburns from picking sugar cane all day and putting mud in your hair to make dreads. Stop stealing the white mans stories

>can't grow facial hair well
>hardly any body hair except bum and light hair on legs and arms
Does this mean I won't go bald?

I wish i wasn't receding, but what can I do about it? I just keep my hair short.

Are you triggered by your baldness baldboi?

t. Bald fat LARPer.

It means you dont have much body hair thats all

delet this thread right now or you won't have any teeth

You triggered by being a short nigger?

>conan removing kebab while a jew uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack his credit score

your wife don't tell me that when she is on her vacation.

My father is bald, but I think it comes from your mother, not your dad. My grandad on my mom's side has a very similar hairline to me and has his hair. That said, theres nothing wrong with baldness. Just don't try to hide it or combat it. Acceptance of it is the most masculine thing I think.

are you me?

I'm balding
Here's what I think.
If you're balding and it hurt your confidence, you need to make the fuck up and shave that shit.
Bald heads aren't bad, cuucks who are afraid of them are.
If your a man and you hold your feelings so dear, you need to fuck off.
Get strong, shave that shit, and don't put up with pussy shit from yourself or others.

Might be.

Don't even need to shave it with a razor or whatever. Just buzz it really short like a Jason Statham kind of look. I think that or keeping the classic bald guy look is best and most confident.

Which would women generally prefer:

>5'2'' manlet with rich, full head of hair
>6'2'' guy who's got classic male pattern baldness

Assuming their income and other variables are the same.

funny question considering the fact that males under 6 feet aren't even considered "male" by females

Moar

Which is worse, thinning or receding?

I'm thinning a little around my temples but the hairline still looks pretty strong I think

It look like you need to take the black pill.

I've seen girls bitch about guys that are 5'8" , i cant imagine 5'2"

they marry the rich guy and secretly get pregnant by the tall guy

Fucking thot watchtowers suddenly springing up to like 5'10 nowadays

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Female to Male trannies suffer from this. Also hand discolouration, from the testosterone injections. There are many in the wild!

Shave it all off. Worked well for me and my bro.

I started going bald back in high school. By the time I was 24 I had to just start shaving my head because I had so little hair left. I'd give my left nut to have my hair back.

You guys look fun tbhfam

>5'8"

fuck

what's the big deal with balding? who gives a fuck? if I were bald I would just get one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk

>t. Insecure bald man

>Just receded enough to know I'm a mature
that's how it starts.

see you in 10 years.

man nature can be a motherfucking troll sometimes.

Are parents and grandparents a good indication of how your hair will end up? All of them had a full head of hair so I'm hoping and praying.

Greeks who valued beauty and virility always made their statues with hair.

bald trump looks like curly nyuk nyuk nyuk

baldlets think trump would have won if he was a baldlet.

Baldlets like myself have to go the most alpha route they can and just cut that shit off. I'm full skinhead mode now. People can sense my power level and really assume that I'm a skinhead or something, lol. It doesn't help that I keep a serious face at work. I might look like shit but I'm perceived as alpha. I didn't choose this life, it chose me.

When you hit 50, half of men begin experiencing signs of hair loss.

It's just part of getting older. It sucks, but it's price we pay for being guys.

statisticbrain.com/hair-loss-statistics/

I'm actually hairier than this guy. I'm blonde though so it doesn't look as bad.

>i look like a fucking lion

fixed

shaved-balds are the worst. at my office, there's a handful of these guys with their shiny heads. I don't know why they don't just buzz it and look like humans. they're so self conscious that they'd rather completely shave it and create an illusion that they might be capable of growing hair when it's obvious to everyone around them that they're not - hence the clean shaved head. it's not a good look, no matter how aesthetic your facial structure and cranium may be.

learn to meme right, faggot
baldlet implies you can't be bald
the right let here is hairlet

Lanklet is correct and is used for tall people so baldlet is correct too

You sound very insecure. Is having more hair then bald men really all you hold on in your self proclaimed superiority? You must be a boring, talentless man.

Well, I don't shave I just keep it super short. I don't get the shiny head look. Yeah, you can still see my male pattern baldness but it's better that shiny head or growing it out. You have to accept that shit and not be a bitch about it. There is nothing more pathetic than that.

Test that you can't process.

I don't understand the manlet/badlet shaming? If you're 'superior' because you're not afflicted by those, why even bother? How are the manlets/baldlets even affecting you, if you're such a stallion that you're pulling in pussy left and right, while they get none? Something doesn't quite add up