Brit/pol/ - Laura Trott Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/866381140684419074
youtube.com/watch?v=wq7-XeT9n_M
youtu.be/l7g2EHZUpfE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>voting

Reminder that Labour are fucked

labour-uncut.co.uk/2017/05/20/new-poll-analysis-watson-skinner-and-flint-facing-defeat-cooper-miliband-reeves-and-rayner-on-the-edge/#more-21610

>Reminder that Labour are fucked

big, if true

would love to see Dennis Skinner go

The memes are real

Say no to plebbit tier tripfaggots

When do you think the last time Hitchens voted was?

He says it was 30 years ago

1997 I imagine

Lads you have to remember that if the next Irish leader is actually a half Indian half African man who is openly gay, we really shouldn't make threads about it on Sup Forums mocking them for their commitment to tolerance and diversity.

Weather

Who's going to make my coffee in Pret?

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twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/866381140684419074

>he has morals in a morally devoid world.

Enjoy your self imposed handicap.

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I'm in Harrogate next weekend lads.

Are there many brown people there? I hope not.

No being Irish is Punishment enough

topkek, they can blame it on the english and westminster though.

Thatcher?

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he's drunk again, he just posted pictures of his sleeping kids and wife

Are you burgers so desperate for our attention that you need to keep pestering us.
Sorry man, your country is just not that interesting anymore.

Hitchens Robinson 2020

The kid soldiers don't train there anymore do they? Garrison slags normally move onto darkies after squaddie cock dries up

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Not half as bad as what labour have done to ours, they literally gave our daughters to Muslim men to rape in order to get votes

The state of you

Thanks to the SNP opening the can of worms, the Tories will eventually be pressured into lowering the voting age to 16. Fuck Sturgeon.

where's the spectrum for insecurity?

stella fella

>multi-thread triggered!!!

What possible argument could they make to support that?
>old enough to dictate the direction of the nation
>not old enough to have a pint

>when you're so pissed your family goes to bed at 9

Did roast beef become outlawed? All anyone posts here is ethnic "food." Well, apart from Tunnock's.

That's next on their agenda I bet. Pints at 16.

No, it's properly >white and full of North Yorkshire Tories, who are peak English

9/10 much more realistic

Tunnock's is ethnic

Probably 1974 for the Trots

Powerful pelvic thrusts.

Can brit/pol/ last the full minute?

Fuck that, 16 year olds can't handle their drink at all. Less kids drinking on the street but a fuck load more sick on the streets.

Triplord spot on as usual

Not a chance. But it'll go through the next time we get a left-wing majority.

Pretty face on a boy's body. Shame.
Corbyn would not approve.

>tfw just put in my two weeks notice for a job where I made $52k per year because the bosses raised my charges to $85 an hour for my services and never refuse to give me a raise and haven't in the two years I worked there

Did I I make a mistake?

youtube.com/watch?v=wq7-XeT9n_M

So, if this scene doesn't sum-up modern Britain, I don't know what does.

No shit. Which ethnicity?

fap fap fap

Neither can 18 year olds.

All the 18 year olds get fucking SMASHED on their birthdays by downing 10 Jagerbombs together. They are the scum passed out in the streets.

>tfw no girl has ever looked at you like that

Libs claim it's because they can have a job and the young should decide the future of the country, but obviously it's because kids overwhelmingly vote left wing.

Do you have another job lined up?

was expecting a jumpscare

2/10

I can but I don't like women. I'd rather she just went away.

Skinner is based

>he isn't a hedonist

Haha enjoy hating life

A bottle of WKD gets teens plastered.

Scottish

Fuck Myrell Streep

Should I vote Labour?

I mean, I live in a seat which is going to be won easily by them and I'd like to feel good about myself for once.

>Lucozade Original
Back to Nigeria you go

The only thing he didn't parrot from the hitch is being so anti-drug

>To even refute 'the far right are the biggest Zionists' would be beneath my dignity as a white man

I said "the right", not the "far right" you absolute bellend. I even went out of my way to make a distinction by pointing out that the BNP (which is not really representative at all, given they are dead party) DO go after the Jews.

Robinson, Farage, Spencer, Jared Taylor

And to step a bit more into the mainstream, UKIP, Conservative Party, Le Pen, [insert all those other right wing European Parties] Republican Party (especially Trump and his current cabinet). All Zionists.

The far left however are constantly getting in trouble for shitting on Israel [see Ken or any Muzzie who drops the mask] and among left circles it is virtually unheard of to back Israel.

Thus, "the right" is more Zionist than the left. It clearly pains you but it's true.

>Can brit/pol/ last the full minute?

Yes?

>tfw you realise you're posting on here with lads who are so fucking awkward, they can't even watch a video of a girl

n-no

But I have an engineering degree

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Yeah leave Skinner alone.

Why would you feel good about holding the door open for the rising tide of colour?

>tfw I need whole bottle of vodka to get drunk

How do I reset my power levels. Stop drinking for 6 months

>baka
least you've got Freddos

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Interesting retort to 'Corbyn is definitely an IRA supporter'.

This is Britain.

Yeah, the weak ass southern softies. The barmen know they're underage because they go for the Smirnoff Ice.

By the time I was 16 I could take a shot no problem, I wasn't even an alcoholic.

Imagine this if you will..

You're white man in a white country, undeniably the best place in the world to be a minority of any kind. Tolerance and liberalism abound, to the point at which tolerance for these non whites customs erodes life and freedom for everyone.

You turn on the TV and see university students, black poets and muslims insisting that this paradise for everyone is a white supremacist patriarchy oppressing everyone but you.
Now look at the UK governments definition of anti semitism.

The absolute beaky privilege of kikes.

Hey guys I made a video about my thoughts on Donald Trump and Britain as a whole

Fucking joke accounts.

Forgot link

youtu.be/l7g2EHZUpfE

Yes, fuck her. But the scene is short.

>57 second video
>asks if we can watch the full minute
Pic related

Imagine the marathon sex sessions her and Kenny had at the olympics, medals jangling together as he finally made her pregnant as the sun rose.

No matter who I vote for it will continue to be open.
We will never get what we want.

>He eats Halal meat

Perfect. Can't wait.

Nah.
>This is Manchester.
And what?

DEPORT ALL FOREIGNERS! SO SICK OF THEIR SHIT!

>southern irish people in the PIRA

I will never understand that level of autism

>that wide nigger nose

You could have picked a better camera angle mate

>voting

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>implying it isn't tasty

That reminds anybody have the greentext porno with trott?

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>Supporting muslims as they implement their halal slaughter houses across the country
People who eat kebabs and any halal meat are LARPing and don't belong here.

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