How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
Getting laid in the White House
Hi, Barron. Hope you're able to work this out.
Good post OP, but Barron lives in NY, not at the WH.
lol
Fool. Barron had much greater aspirations than paltry things like pussy.
you mean dick?
This. He likes the big black cock.
Meanwhile he looks like the one who gives up the pussy.
Boy pussy that is.
>Barron's fucking secret service agents rn
white dick is hotter desu
This also
>implying he already haven't had pussy
i agree but on some nights size really matters yknow
He's 10.
How do you down vote on here?
nice post Baron
Bretty good post
Why does it not suprise me that someone talking about "boy pussy" also links it to 11 year olds.
Barron doesn't care about 3D. He wants to stay indoors, shitpost, and watch anime all the time. He's too busy with his fidget spinner and dakimakura to worry about such foolish things as 3D women.
it just looks hotter with whites (I am Turkish btw)
he has 2d
>How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy?
motherfucker
I was at the grocery store the other day waiting at the checkout isle. I saw a sign that fidget spinners were on sale for $8, next to all the tabloids and bags of chips and candy, but you had to ask for one at the counter.
Sometimes it's hard to confront reality like that.
Put your Facebook ID into the name field to enable the user functions. In options field, put "downvote".
Barron is that you?
>Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm
Fucking perfect, hope you get this worked out bud
I think after the Clinton presidency semen stopped being a problem.
who needs strange pussy with a mom and a big sister like that?
are you trying to violate rules here?
that's rude.
go munch stiff nigger throbbing cock and then come back
Probably projection on your part
fuck off reddit fag
W-who is she?
>How do you down vote on here?
he could become a passable trap
He's going to be 18 by the time Donny is finished. This will be an issue in a few years.
He'll be moving in next month when school is over.
I don't know baron.
Pences daughter looks pretty hot, give that a try.
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quick somebody post the mexican kid with the grossed out face, i'm on shitty mobile
now this is how you create pasta
>How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you.
pic related
Whenever I see a pic of them together I'm amazed at how similar she is to her father.
even as autistic as barron is , he will slay large amounts of pussy, simply because of the shear amount of wealth and power he is associated with
>secret service had to cover for bill's shenanigans
>sometimes they had to clean up after him
>one remembers how he had to get rid of a "soiled" table cloth before mrs c came around
You mean the map with the pizza related stains on it, right?
projection
3. the presentation or promotion of someone or something in a particular way.
a mental image viewed as reality.
Good job learning a new word at some point but in case you did not notice he was quite literal in what he said.