Brit/pol/ Based Helmer Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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vocaroo.com/i/s1fU9TyuC2u4
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/
youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
youtube.com/watch?v=Co64aWPs1ww
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Reminder that EDDIE is a convicted nonce

Lads I genuinely hate muzzies.

Would that I had seven lives to give for mummy.

You know what to do.

Douglas Murray - Strange Death of Europe - Chapter 10: The Tyranny of Guilt
Part 1: vocaroo.com/i/s0daGogH2DNT
Part 2: vocaroo.com/i/s0oEpkj3zhgm

Christopher Hitchens on Peter:
vocaroo.com/i/s1fU9TyuC2u4

Aye.

Going to tell this to the next moronic lefty workers' union memeber I see.

He's a pedo who doesn't understand the first thing about British history.
Clearly an "asian".

nth for not having sex or friends

Not a controversial opinion here lad.

>turn the most unpopular politician in britain into a martyr

Well they hate you lad, so don't feel too guilty

TWO JABS

Challenge him to a spot of fist-fighting under Queensbury rules.

Expect this:
Immigration will go up
Say goodbye to the Falklands
We will get steamrolled in the EU negotiations

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Muh ira

Get over it faggots it was 30 years ago

Clearly not me, but thanks for the implied ++1 (You)

>corbyn hits back
>looks tough
>joe bloggs now thinks corbyn is a man who will defend himself
>tory attacks on trident / foreign policy fall flat
>labour landslide

>tfw this was as edgy as it got before IT happened
>tfw you make it a 30 seconds in and realise what I'm on about
>tfw kids these days are watching people get beheaded and they don't know how innocent we used to be

youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Is Corbyn a Trotskyist plant or a secret Tory?

Fuck off nonce cunt

Back to Eire/pol/ please. We don't forget about terrorists killing fellow Brits.

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How do I filter tripfriends? Never done before somehow but this drama is frankly driving me to it.

I don't think he has the braincells for either.

>Brit/pol/ assassinates corbyn

do it lad, for freedom and farage

I will geunielly put a poster of you in my bedroom

the IRA are Marxist cucks. Precursors to Antifa.

Vote Tory.

Are you mad that your anime noncing has been called out by the triplords?

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Well it's true, she can't identify as British
What with being a jigaboo and all

kek never seen this costanza before

It really doesn't look that bad. Which is bad.

>2 Weeks into HRT

The terrorists were the British army. They killed fourteen civilians in Derry. You only take the information that suits you.

>post yfw mummy gets the majority

>tfw couldn't give a fuck either way about any of it anymore lads

Did we ever find out which one of you lads did this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Co64aWPs1ww

....wait. Was the Rollin' video on top of the world trade cent[er]?
No wonder they destroyed it

Farron and the town drunk relax with a cold one after a long days campaigning

Vote National

And you bombed pubs. Off yourself, potatowog.
Pic related.

You recorded that?

>....wait. Was the Rollin' video on top of the world trade cent[er]?

Yes.

But you need to understand that back then, the WTC wasn't even the WTC - it was just "those buildings in NYC", even if you knew the name.

Hard to explain.

W-why?

Got banned from lgbt lads

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Did you try to flirt with someone?

>Muh Anglo-Irish rivalry
Haha, he fell for the division between brothers trick! Well Jewed my friend!

Like how no one had heard of Joke Ox until she caught a couple in the chest?

Who's asking?

Find a vegan thread and remind them that if they are taking hormones they are consuming horse piss therefore they are violating that animal.

Gets them quite riled up.

The Tory party is dead mate, only new conservatives left.

BASED HELMER

no i posted tim farrons wife and told them she was me two weeks into HRT

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that they didn't invent and can't produce everything and that globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Pretty much but she never starred in a music vid with Ben Stiller.

Reminder that they are likely operating in this thread

Oh fuck. Nice.

protip for tories
nobody

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When will shitskin-loving lefties accept that movements of goods doesn't require citizenship

Alright then I fucking come over to your country and carve out a piece of your land and subjugate you as second class citizen.
You would fight back, as we did.

My blood is British
My culture is British
My language is English
My people are British
My food is British

Why can't lefties just accept that I don't need trillions of shitskins in my country?

Anybody got the gif of thersea may laughing

>reddit Labour supporters actually believe they stand a chance

They're making the mistake of thinking people are voting for may and the conservatives because they actually like them.

We have better memes than mick/pol/

Blair Labour and Cameron/May Conservatives are the same motor just with a different paint job.

Globalist tarts the lot of them.

well done lad
topkek

Reminder that no one gets their mind changed on brit/pol/.

Vote Corbyn or May will eat your pet fox and steal your internet. We all hate jews right?

So just a typical libtard then? Bit disappointed, since that's less exciting.

>tfw you are in a thread with people who are still talking about the election

I do. I don't get protectionists. They seem to think free-trade results in mass immigration.

Not true at all. Look at Japan. Great country. Wish we could be more like them desu.

reporting this subreddit as an illegal drug for altering my reality woooahhh

Didn't notice that.

I remember watching this documentary video about the creepiness of marketing, there was a bit about limp bizkit being signed by their record company because the company needed a product with an ICP attitude vibe that wasn't niche like ICP fandom. Limp Bizkit is like a pill form 'teen attitude' band and it worked very well.

"muh famine"
"muh subjugated"

Topkek my friend. Please beg my country more, please.

>Uh, kid. You should probably wait to try and present in public at least six months. Because, uh, you look pretty un-presentable. I mean, being frank, you look like a guy enough that it doesn't seem like a tranny, but just a guy with long hair, so, hopefully, you going out right now won't haunt you for the rest of your life.
Unirocnally the reply i got when i posted Tim Farrons wife on lgbt pretending to be on hormone therapy

kek was literally someone in the last thread saying he thought Corbyn was NatSoc secretly.

I WON'T VOTE FOR RACE TRAITOR REDS PLEBBIT. FUCK OFF.

I think he's too stupid to notice his subversive actions.

>Crobyn will crush all the Jewish CEOs and media owners
wtf I'm voting Corbyn now

>Corbyn
>Nationalist
Kek. Irish or Palestinian nationalist maybe.

This deserves to be sent to Tim in a handwritten letter

In the same speech May mentioned the plight of working class white boys, she brought up the gender pay gap and the ethnic pay gap.

She's just a May for all seasons

I knew it all along. The "nationalist" Corbyn shills were far too dismissive of Corbyn's anti-British historical stances.
No self-respecting patriot could vote for him.

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Will England walk away from the negotiating/threatening table of the EU soon?

How old are you lads

Say that to me in real life Larp-ing faggot I'd kick your ass.

I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a massive orgy in Brussels.

NEETbux just went into my account, what are you wageslaves doing tomorrow?

Your Jesus (the pope) said you belonged to us. It's not our fault he give you to us as a present.

Never call us "England" again, cunt.

I don't need to pal, you're sponging retards. :)

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but what if he stole ur potatoes tho?

>I remember watching this documentary video about the creepiness of marketing, there was a bit about limp bizkit being signed by their record company because the company needed a product with an ICP attitude vibe that wasn't niche like ICP fandom. Limp Bizkit is like a pill form 'teen attitude' band and it worked very well.

There was a lot of that shit back then - look at Papa Roach with their Last Resort vid. The problem was that everyone figured that was as "bad" and subversive shit was ever going to get.

And then 9/11 happened and rendered it all moot.

t. 34yo

laughing at poor people like you

>Threatening to beat someone up on the internet

>BBC drama about woman sleeping with a stranger and the getting stalked by him

I feel like this will discourage promiscuity amongst the plebs. Are the BBC secretly /ourguys/?

Fuckin 'a mate