>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
remember: homeless "people" these probably aren't your ordinary homeless "people"
Kayden Gutierrez
> group of 10 male asians
Camden Nguyen
Now it's 10 male asians... hahahaha
Brody Baker
>10 male asians in green and tan polos busting windows.
John Hughes
It is the Drum and Monkey. dispatch came in clear this time 10 male asians. oh shit son its a gaggle of gooks
Ethan Baker
>yfw alpha males do this all the time >yfw this is considered normal behavior in the current year and you're not participating in it
Brandon Mitchell
it's probably a group of homeless asians
Jacob Thomas
>10 male asians THE UPLISING BEGINS!
much less than you'd think. you can't drive very fast and there is a rhythm to it.
Joseph Price
>mfw a gaggle of gooks is about
Hunter Howard
>American Asians >homeless
Joseph Harris
Probably Chinese mafia.
Might see some rush hour 2 shit with the gooks and niggers teaming up
Chase Ward
I'm just realizing there hasn't been a single white person yet.
Dylan Watson
ITS A GOSH DARN GAGGLE OF GOOKS!
Leo Perry
>child caller said people are fighting on 3rd floor and someone's screaming
come on
Tyler Jones
> chinese and niggers teaming up Apart from Rush Hour, has that ever happened?
David Cooper
this. i just realized i have seen one old asian lady that was homeless in my entire life.
Tyler Flores
>mfw Robert goes Dynasty Warriors on this gabble of gooks.
Parker Carter
Rush hour 1 as well
David Taylor
...
Daniel James
Height 6'3", weight 450
Sebastian Reyes
>"male 6'3 and 400 to 450" >bipolar female adult resident threatening to burn building down
Joseph Flores
male black 6'3" between 400-450 lbs. holy shit thats a shaved gorilla
Henry Allen
She's bluffing. How will she get out?
Easton Watson
...
Cameron Clark
that's on the fat side though
Anthony Sanders
another body snatcher needed
Isaac Sanders
There used to be this really polite asian homeless lady near Division and Dearborn that would push around a purchased garbage can on wheels and constantly buy 30 lbs of peanuts and never bothered anyone besides taking too long in line.
Blake Diaz
Version 2 of OP pic. R8 please. I included The Cure.
Andrew Reed
30 lbs of peanuts what was her end game?
David Johnson
even better
Asher Hall
mighty
Blake Lopez
nice work
Dominic Morales
user: the faggot
Nathan Phillips
how's your chimp wife doing bud
Joshua Flores
need a call about a school bus to get a bingo tonight
Jacob Scott
>that would push around a purchased garbage can on wheels and constantly buy 30 lbs of peanuts and never bothered anyone besides taking too long in line. Thirty. That's one strict diet. We should get /fit/ to weigh in on this.
Lucas Mitchell
v nice friend
Adam Hughes
>not including pic
Ayden Bennett
...
Jackson Gomez
You are the male black of this thread, now fuck off
Ethan Murphy
Peanuts are probably among the healthiest and cheapest thing a homeless person could buy and the place had buy one get one at $2 per giant ass thing of them. So she bought out the entire section. She kept talking to herself in the middle of the transaction and said her family disowned her. Wouldn't have been surprised if she was rich and crazy and actually lived in an expensive building but her kids were taking advantage of her.
Ethan Hughes
The bars haven't even let out yet.
The night is young
Xavier Cooper
both look like they were made on a cracked screen ipad by a 7 year old
Jeremiah James
...
Isaiah Brooks
>male, intoxicated just hit her
Juan Turner
fucking kek smart money's on left column before middle row desu
Gavin Sanders
Can someone explain this Robert Chiraq shit for me? Is it a bunch of people roleplaying that they're cops named Robert or what? It makes no sense and the OPs post makes it all sound really gay
Pity its slow, that card is generous for the normal levels of coonery this city gets up to.
Jason Ramirez
do school buses used as party buses count as school buses?
Anthony Perez
legit
Levi Hill
picked it because its slow. the weapons one is really difficult to get a bingo on.
David Williams
...
Kayden Sullivan
>shots fired at something and ellington
Colton Ortiz
Yeah i'd say so School buses dont even run this late so
Camden Walker
TWO! TWO SHOTS FIRED! AH AH AH
Luke Harris
lmao looks like a grandma took a PS course a adult school
Brody Harris
mark off chilluns in danger!
Aiden Powell
>..pulled a gun out on the kids
Jackson Cooper
10-4 Robert
Julian Campbell
>females in the alley screaming for help
Mason Brown
>Female in the alley screaming for help >Caller can hear a male arguing with her
Parker Watson
One of these days could we change it up a little and maybe do like a Baltimore PD Scanner thread or something? I'd start my own but it wond be fun unless CPD old fags come along.
