Wearing the cuck-belt

>wearing the cuck-belt

Tell me none of you actually do this

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>flag
Checks out

If you don't do that in Spain you get fined.

thanks for your daily lesson master soros

I almost never wear it because I'm not a faggot nigger.

so? are you some kind of good goy who always listens to his masters?

fuck no, only clicklets do this do that shit. fucking degenerates

Don't worry, you only need it in countries with actual traffic.

>dying an easily preventable death
please tell me you actually do this for the sake of the genepool

Hope you fly through your windshield and die

The fine is literally quarter of my salary faggot. Eat shit.

>Don't steal my lane!
>Shut up, you!

yeah its fucked in australia, you can lose your license if you are caught enough times

>unironically defending the cuckbelt

Lol I though that was normal hahaha.

Kek


Also yes i do because i lost a finger in a traffic accident when not wearing it

Also ill get fined if i dont

I didn't know they let people with down syndrome post here

I hope you die too

>dying in a fire rather than getting safely thrown from the vehicle.

Never will wear a cuck belt. This only people who need to be strapped in are retards flipping out, and cucks watching a bull.

t. clicklet

>be me
>going to store for tendies
>mom says i have to wear big boy belt
>what am i? 8?
>tell her to fuck off
>mom deducts 10 BBP from my weekly salary
>logon Sup Forums
>wrong board
>HAHA NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS WEAR IT EITHER RIGHT?
>add keyword cuck

Found the men who will never have sex in their lives

When a woman hears that click sound she already decided she will never fuck you

>unironically being a leaf

>gives a shit about some license
what are you a manchild? you get in your car and drive, who gives a shit wheter or not you have some plastic card handed out by some fat bitch in some lame ass government job. stop being a cuckold

>implying they'll ever get them in a car

racing harnesses are the most alpha car accessory

is if i would want to stick my penis into a bitch that cares about that shit. have fun while dying in a crash at 50km/h

The white man's safety device.

This

Copcars are slow as shit, and pigs are lazy. If you drive away fast enough, they'll just give up, and go find some beltcuck to fine for dim breaklights

>not wearing your seat belt
magyars really are sand niggers now, seat belts are the white man's tool so he can be a retard without the repercussions.

This is what you look like.

I'll never wear it, it's like confessing that you don't know how to drive.
even worse is bicycle helmets, whatta fuck are these cucks doing? grown ass man wearing little padding so that they don't get boo-boo, SO WEAK

i do it to keep myself safe while i drive

Not a bad slide thread, kekd a few times. Sage though

This.

>even worse is bicycle helmets
this
but the worst are the pedestrians who think that stoplights matter! what cucks. just cross the road, dummy

>that is what you look like
this is what i look like beta noob

>safely thrown from the vehicle
L0Lno fgt pls

>wearing a helmet in a car.

Maximum beta. I bet you jack off with a condom.

as if there arent other retards on the streets that do the fuck up for you

do what ever you want. im happy if your stupid genes stopped from spreading.

im wondering why anyone is even bumping. Sup Forumss IQ really got down the hill i guess with T_D shutting down and them all comming here

Hello Shariablue...

PSA: Shariablue and shills have been posting the same threads on m8sonchan.
BE AWARE OF SHILLS!
DON"T FORGET TO SAGE AND REPORT

pleb, with a condom its much more comfortable. doesnt blow the load everywhere which you have to clean up

why would anyone wear a seatbelt? 99% of car fatalities happen to someone strapped into their death machine by a seatbelt. Just look at Paul Walker. I refuse to wear one because if were to be involved in a terrible car accident I want to be thrown to safety.

>bicycle helmets
>hurr durr no perteck muh brane
some brains are not worth protecting, user

99% of car fatalities happen to someone strapped into their death machine by a seatbelt. Just look at Paul Walker. I refuse to wear one because if I am ever involved in a terrible car accident I want to be thrown to safety while car burns.

I unironically wear a helmet while I drive.

I have a cousin who died in a car accident. Ever since then I wear a helmet in addition to my speed belt. Sounds goofy but it may save my life one day, plus it looks badass.

Missing an arm myself. FUCK!!... oh well, motorcycles don't have seatbelts.
I'm intrigued why you think a seatbelt could've saved your pinky though.

I might never have sex again unless I pay for it. But you obviously never had it in the first place.

Can't outrun the radio, dumbshit.

Flew forward fast as fuck and crushed it.
Also broke my nose and 4 ribs

Belt would have saved it im certain.

>No fun allowed

Also was my left thumb and not pinky
Feels bad man

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being ejected from your car's windshield is redpill as fuck dudes

>even worse is bicycle helmets, whatta fuck are these cucks doing?

I hope for their sake, racing or going offroad.. Helmets in city traffic are useless imo, and hideously impractical.

>Brain damage
>From falling on a bike

How? Falling on your head with a normal city bike requires you to be fucking retarded, meaning a helmet wouldn't help you anyway, or that you're hit by a car, in which case the helmet is unlikely to save you from injury anyway. Just learn to properly ride..

>tfw I strap on my cuckbelt and my dad tells me to get the fuck out of his car

What do I do Sup Forums?

>safely thrown out of the vehicle

> "IM SOO ALPHA I DUN'T NEED A BELT"
> hits a fucking tree and dies

Natural selection.

What the fuck is this thread? Are people really arguing about fucking seatbelts?

Well, being that I am aware of Newton's first law of motion? Yea. Yea I wear em.

>wear a belt
>crash and die in a fire as you can't get out

>don't wear a belt
>crash and fly into safety

>he doesn't prefer to slam his head into the windshield at 50 mph

Fucking plebs.

??? Germany, no!

>Nigger pushes you over
>Your skull cracks open like a watermelon
>Just learn to properly ride

>I am too retarded to unbuckle a belt
>I don't have a seat belt cutter
>I drive a car that has a tendency to ignite
>I run into shit

No one but yourself to blame..

Refreshment thread, not slide thread. Slide threads do not have Refreshments in them.

>Get pushed over on bike
>???
>Fall on head

How? I swear I will never understand how non-Dutch people apparantly fall on their heads from bikes all the time.. Do you people also regularly fall on your heads from a standing position?

> I don't need a belt because I'm a safe driver.
> hurr durr I crashed.

By all means, don't wear one. Die.

Did you end up getting any tendies annon? I hope you did

What the fuck is this thread?

Have I seriously gone through my whole life not knowing that Europeans have some weird fucking problem with seatbelts? This shit is so basic in Australia it's taught before fucking primary school. I don't feel like I've been redpilled so much as a bunch of Eurofags just mooned me.

Is this revenge for Eurovision?

I didn't say I'm a save driver. Also, what about others crashing into you?

Fun fact about seatbelts, they're strong enough to hold up a cars engine.

>be aussie
>sitting in traffic, eating a vegemite sandwich
>look up and see pix related
>in your panic, you can't get your seat belt off in time because your hand is swollen from last week's spider bite
>die

>Never heard of road kill.

most europoors probably don't even have a car or drive over 30kmph

>thinks a car can stop the Emu Masterrace when the entire Australian Space Program couldn't

If you fall on any other body part, you're likely to survive. But if you land on your head, it's going to crack unless you have a fucking helmet. It's the cheapest life-insurance you can have when on a bike.

The chances are that you can ride it perfectly, but a car comes just around a corner where they are not even supposed to come and they hit you, and then no matter how well you steer, you're going to fly uncontrollably.

But hey, when that worst-case scenario comes, at least you'll look cool when you die.

Most of them don't drive because their driving tests are really difficult. You basically have to do mathematical calculations, physic calculations etc too pass.

Hell in France they have outlawed driving in some areas. Fucking cucks.

Bullbars are common here user, we will kill those emus with Jap toyota Hiluxes.

We've been told not to drink out of garden hoses here in Hawaii due to rat lungworm disease. Infected snails crawl up them. You drink, you almost die. So sad.

is he ok?

i wish ours was more difficult desu

I don't want to get fined

If you want to fucking die that's your choice asswipe, stop being a faggot OP, safety first.

He was a lucky cunt. 50mph into either the steering wheel or the windshield.

>dying in a fire rather than getting safely thrown from the vehicle.

>suddenly flashbacks to all the pictures of mangled bodies hanging through glass windscreens torn apart

fuck that m8 you deserve to die for not wearing a seatbelt

I'll never drive without a seatbalt

I'm a sick driver but all it takes is one blind old cunt to rear-end you or t-bone you and you're fucked

I do that because if i do otherwise my car won't stop beeping

Lad most euro roads are faster than all american ones, and thats disregarding germany

Faster cars come from Europe you absolute fucking idiot

Also why do Americans call us Europoors when most of us per GDP are better off than the USA? It's a shit meme and it needs to die.

I think I misread your post, too tired mang. My bad

Amerishart.

>Falling on your head with a normal city bike requires you to be...
...hit by a car. Lrn2city-ride, fgt pls

>beltcuck remains strapped in car, alpha no-belter ascends to heaven to eiffel tower a bitch with jesus

>who gives a shit wheter or not you have some plastic card handed out by some fat bitch in some lame ass government job

t. nig

>safely thrown out of a vehicle
I get that you luxurious rolls of lard would cushion you but you'd have to crash at a really high speed to be lifted up in the air and take the entire front part of the car with you.

I sui'd with no belt ND HIT MY WINDSHIELD WITHOUT DYING. eXPLAIN THAT SHIT

t. europoor

BTFO

>be me
>10ish
>camping with my family
>cruising down a trail on muh bicycle
>helmet on and happy
>some guy goes past me seemingly as fast as possible
>front wheel pops off due to screws being loose
>head first into the ground he goes
>immediately there is blood pouring everywhere
>his nose is nothing but a vertical split
>he sits there and screams over and over
>horrified, I took off back to my tent
>kinda ruined my month to be honest

They had to bring in a helicopter and fly him to the hospital because he was beyond fucked up. I'll stick with my safety gear thanks senpai