Just a friendly reminder that you are not a man unless you: > take cold showers every morning > don't have sugar in your tea or coffee > limit masturbation to once a month at the most > smoke cigarettes instead of vape > drink hard liquor straight > hit the gym at least three times a week > have been in a fight where you broke some bones or had bones broken > earn an income which can support a family
If none of the above apply to you, you are simply a low test cuck and are everything that is wrong with the western """"male""""
Jace Stewart
how do i stop browsing Sup Forums OP please help me
Evan Scott
>drinking the caffeinated jew
Logan James
Showering is a myth I'm 2 years no-shower (couple exceptions for social events) and I'm doing fine.
Isaac Walker
Well, too bad. I don't have to prove my manliness to anyone because it buys me nothing.
Josiah Jackson
Lol op is not a man
Oliver Jenkins
>limit masturbation to once a month at the most Trying to limit it to a few days a week right now, struggling enough with that...
Daniel Wright
> earn an income which can support a family What exactly is that number any more?
Juan Young
Go to prison.
Joshua Gray
OP pictured here.
Luis Jackson
>earn an income which can support a family STOP NOT BEING ON WELFARE
Juan Edwards
>OP does none of these
Eli Brown
Approximately 55,000$ US/yr. A shred above the median household income is the best standard for this; as a single earner, you need to produce the same or more income than the average household functions on.
John Cruz
Not showering is the next step.
I do all of them
Stop being on welfare, what are you, a cuck with no purpose in life?
It's all relative.
The fact you are making an attempt is great. You've got a while yet to go.
Xavier Hernandez
>vape Almost had me
Andrew Powell
Check everything except cold showers or mastudbate onxe a month.
Why would could showers mean anything
Easton Carter
>Smoking >drinking >caffeine Its like you want to destroy your health. You know whats causing the decline in masculinity in the west? Lack of testosterone caused by chronic sleep deprivation caused by constant caffeine. Sleep deprivation is worse for your test levels than chugging soy milk out of bottles made of pure BPA
Nathaniel Smith
I'm not on welfare. Varg self admittedly is and it's something he encourages. I'm mocking him and you for posting him in a thread about being a man
Evan Phillips
>being a wagecuck for the capitalist Jew
Grayson Jackson
> take cold showers every morning Check. > don't have sugar in your tea or coffee Check. > limit masturbation to once a month at the most I can't beat the masturbation jew, I wank around once a week. > smoke cigarettes instead of vape Smoking is cucked. > drink hard liquor straight Check. > hit the gym at least three times a week Check. > have been in a fight where you broke some bones or had bones broken Check. > earn an income which can support a family Varg doesn't do this and neither do I.
Christian Sanders
I fit in most of the above, I even know how to cook and sharpening my cooking gears perfectly.
Im not smoking though Im mastubate 3 times a week but is it unhealthy?
Oliver Johnson
Varg is the biggest literal cuck that Sup Forums follows.
Like this guy seriously thinks that he won the genetic race because sandnigs with a tiny bit of nordic genes are gonna be more successful than black men without nordic genes.
The ultimate cuck.
Charles Perry
He encourages it if you use the money wisely and become self reliant.
Aiden Hill
Oh since I do Karate and mostly beat my opponent to pulp so the most terrible thing ive evr got is sprained.
Carson Myers
>welfare >self reliant
Joshua Murphy
It's not manly to take a cold shower in winter. It's delusional. Enjoy your "manly" hypothermia.
Much like this filthy slob
Ryan Lewis
>you can prepare to become self reliant if you use up all your time working
Christopher Lopez
Gradually expose your body to the elements and it will start to adapt.
Don't believe me? Look it up. Or maybe you're too much of a pussy.
Matthew Lewis
I had no hot water all winter and took cold showers and didn't get sick.
You are just a gaping vagina.
Adam Turner
I jerk off 4 times a day because I take super male vitality.
If I didnt, 10 million years of masculine, globalist fighting energy inside my body may become uncontrollable and result in the earth itself being thrown out of orbit
Camden Foster
>Gym
Why do people fall for this meme? Just do it in your own home, you can get buff with dumbbells alone.
Gabriel Nguyen
>You can't become self reliant if you're too busy providing for yourself
David Anderson
Enjoy your bad proportions.
Blake Roberts
Gotta get dem PROportions am i rite bro?
Carson Ortiz
Based leaf
Eli Jackson
Why is cold showers important
Hunter Diaz
Real men aren't affected and or cucked by the opinions of others
Jaxon Davis
the cold chill supposed to increase blood flow and testosterone, or so they say.
Jacob Thompson
>breaking bones in a fight makes you a man Breaking anyones bones in a fight is a bitch move unless it was done strictly for self defence against someone who is trying to severely hurt you
Lucas Morales
I don't think that would work i mean i was in a psych ward for a month and i snuck a phone in to browse Sup Forums
Jayden Sullivan
Nonsense.
Eli Flores
I don't even have a proper heater in my bathroom. On a two degree morning I would freeze to death
Hunter Price
>Smoke cigarets
Justin Powell
take cold showers every morning > don't have sugar in your tea or coffee
>arbitrary shit.... >mfw i'm a man by some inbred uk virgin standards....
I bet you're popular with the ladies
Leo Robinson
>take cold showers every morning >smoke cigarettes >drink hard liquor straight >have been in a fight where you broke some bones or had bones broken Demonstrating self-destructive tendencies is usually a sign of an anti-social personality disorder or desperate to prove something to others. I imagine OP's vision of being a man is picking a fight with teenagers half his size for skateboarding.
Austin Howard
No. My points on smoking and drinking are meant to say if you ARE going to smoke or drink- choose to drink hard liquor straight or smoke cigarettes instead of vaping. Are you gay?
Eli Peterson
>masturbate once a month
what would be the point in living?
Mason Bailey
Irrelevant nonsense. I was born with a penis and testicles and I have XY chromosomes. That's all that matters.
Caleb Gonzalez
Yeah. Bend over.
Jackson Howard
But how will you rescue your father?
I don't know, getting a girlfriend? Competing in the job market for a higher wage?
Jace Johnson
>> hit the gym at least three times a week Varg has a really noticable gut. > earn an income which can support a family Varg is on welfare.
Austin Bell
>Gym Not more natural ways to move your body, like running, swimming, calisthenics, martial arts. All out in nature. Shit tier "advice".
Nathan Bailey
drinking and smoking are degenerate and lead to faggot behaviour
Camden Price
I've literally never been in a fight, how would one go about getting into one? I don't want to go around starting unnecessary shit with people
Sebastian Jenkins
>I don't want to go around starting unnecessary shit with people If you don't start unnecessary shit with people how can you be a Real Man™?
Hudson Ward
How do you stop starting over with motivation and discipline? Every time I find some proper motivation it lasts a week or so before it collapses and I go back to depression, anxiety and stress which is really fucking with my marks and social performance
Nathan Gonzalez
the mind of a slav
Andrew Gomez
routine
doing mundane things every day makes them easier
Joseph James
Also xenoestrogens are a definite no
Aaron Evans
How do you know? Have you ever tried it? Are you making assumptions? Did you forget the four agreements?
Asher Reed
Just a friendly reminder that you are not a man unless you: >stop craving for the approval of others.
ftfy
Cooper Ramirez
> have been in a fight where you broke some bones or had bones broken
Pretty sure getting in a fight and winning is better than being disabled.
Alexander Brooks
But I already take cold showers also fuck off with the vargposting its not and never has been funny
Joshua Wright
I fulfill all of your criteria except for those:
>> limit masturbation to once a month at the most >> earn an income which can support a family
Wyatt Adams
Stop hating on vargposting.
Kayden Foster
Well shit. Guess im not a real man. A damn shame i dont live my life by OTHER PEOPLES standards. Because being a man is about following others. Thats a good sheep
James Hughes
I am scared of women to the point I became prison gay to lose my virginity and feel some form of intimaticy with someone
I'm just too beta to get girls. They terrify me.
Nathan Cruz
>if you haven't killed a man
Brayden Lee
So why do you give us varg as an exampe then,eh?!He woild fail at most of those,your average example is an eastern european thug,well done m8. I've been there and done that and after 6 years in prison i can tell that it leads nowere. You most likeley are youn and impresionable and fell the need to affirm yourself.Just take my advice for whati worth that shit model is nowere near close to a "real" man.
Angel Cruz
thread
Colton Morales
varg is so full of shit i hope you guys ironically post him and dont actually listen to whatever this autist recommends
Nathan Butler
>not politics enjoy your ban from Sup Forums.org
Daniel Scott
>coffee black >drinking the toxic waste that is work coffee straight
Joseph Morris
I started out prison gay but I've since become legit gay to the point that I actually enjoy sucking cock and wouldn't want a woman now. I think this is called Stockholm syndrome gay.
Jonathan Howard
I get the "hold back the tears" moments when my bf is cuddling me in bed and I think about the girl I took to prom and was too scared to ask to date
I mean. Sure he's nice. And we have a nice time.
But I feel empty inside. I wish I wasn't such a beta. I wish I succeeded when I tried to force myself to be alpha
I just wish I hadn't collapsed trying to hold myself to the standards of masculinity
Fuck sake I'm bawling now ;-;
Christian Watson
Come cuddle with me. We can crossdress together and pretend we are the girls we never had the balls to date
Isaac White
Oh no this is a slippery slope I'm suspeticble to ;-;
Jace Edwards
I'd like to quit video games once and for all
I'm addicted though
Daniel Martinez
>have been in a fight where you broke some bones or had bones broken
Only one I'm missing.
Also I don't take straight up cold showers, but after I take a regular shower I turn the hot off for about a minute after.