Brit/pol/ no title edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Eurozone WILL shrink and collapse: Shock report reveals what business leaders REALLY think
express.co.uk/news/world/807579/Eurozone-crisis-European-business-leaders-survey-EU-economy-McKinsey-Global-Institute

>Labour face 'parliamentary wipeout' as Watson, Skinner & others may lose seats, poll finds
express.co.uk/news/uk/807539/Jeremy-corbyn-labour-general-election-tom-watson-ed-miliband-tony-blair-liz-kendell

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1039924/edinburgh-nurse-election-debate-food-banks-online-snaps-swanky-meals-and-champagne/
youtube.com/watch?v=dAtjKLX6Org
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-pay-gap-reporting_uk_591999e2e4b00f308cf69cc1
youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

HERTFORDSHIRE!

because May's Manifesto was fucking bottom of the barrel

She didn't even secure the Boomer vote, they are all triggered because their triple lock pensions will only be double lock.

As for youth and the middle aged she offered fuck all, not even tax cuts.

Corbyn is offering double the housing built per year and free university, it's obvious which way the tide is turning.

>B-but I will get migration down to 10,000 this time I promise guize
>Hey look at this new facebook delete history option we will tell facebook to make! The tory party care about privacy now :^)

NOO!!! more porn

A nice, fresh, clean thread.

Conservative-SNP coalition

Last thread was a bit of a train wreck.

All Corbyn is doing is taking more votes from Lib-Dems and Greens.

Tories are swallowing up UKIP in it's entirety.

That's the story of this election, back to good old 2 party rule.

Shaving bumps, fucking disgusting.

This one will be too if you don't fuck off yank.

Thinking of just spoiling my ballot paper or not voting at all. Was gonna vote Tories but May is turning out to be a right fuckup

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Nothing has changed.

Nothing has changed.

NEVER SURRENDER FGAU

t. momentum shill

Hey I know this is Sup Forums but can you guys please stop posting unappetizing pictures of the African American child eating chicken?

Thanks,

rest of Sup Forums

Why are Poms such manlets?

In other news, hell has frozen over.

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Looks like they caught that Scottish nurse out

>Edinburgh nurse who claimed she’s forced to live off food banks on election debate has online snaps dining on swanky meals and champagne

>A NURSE who claimed on last night’s telly election debate that she’s forced to use food banks has online snaps of her dining out on swanky food and bubbly.

thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1039924/edinburgh-nurse-election-debate-food-banks-online-snaps-swanky-meals-and-champagne/

Reported to the Ministry of Descrimination.

PEOPLE WHO USE FOOD BANKS
Benefit cheats
Greedy cunts
Hippies
Gypsies
Romanians

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT USE FOOD BANKS
The working poor
Unemployed proud working class
The homeless
The disabled

So for people who are involved in business, why should they vote for Corbyn?
(I hate how this election has now become as meme centric as the US election making it more voting for the person than the party)

so she's just like any other food bank (ab)user then

Fucking hell the size of them knockers. Get on my face lovey. What a tart!

>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck

Can someone give a link that isn't locked out

Look at the state of the Green manifesto launch

Someone was getting pissed off about reposts of this last week, but for anyone who hasn't seen it pic related.

Don't fall for the left/right shilling, lads. Look at the issues.

I want to make a nice picture for brit/pol/ but I got told off for taking a photo of my ballot with my ipad at last months council elections.

>THEY HAVE SKY
>THEY SMOKE
>THEY DRINK

>Tories are swallowing up UKIP in it's entirety.

Personally I think it will be a bit more split than that, especially considering how well UKIP did up north

>That's the story of this election, back to good old 2 party rule.

Despite a whole 12months of "labour split" I am inclined to agree with you

policy wise labour have the edge over the greens/lib dems

brexit wise the tories will have the edge over everyone else.

If May loses seats I can see her getting the chop though, that would be disastrous.

Soon lads. Soon we'll be rid of Tory scum.

>Green manifesto
MORE PAKIS MORE BLACKS
DON'T ARREST WOMYN
LESS NUCLEAR

Who is Brit/pol/ voting for? I heard Labour is quite nice

If this is the case, what sort of vote share can we expect? The Tories will get around 45%, but if UKIP end up with less than 5 (polls give them about 3) then collectively the left parties have a higher vote share?

>post yfw we're now the 48%

>Some people sat that it is not for the government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet
>We disagree

Yes of course that must be the only rational explanation

>green party
>Podium made out of plastic

I don't get how you can be here and yet still sincerely support May with all these new proposed internet laws to make the internet more civil and polite etc. looks like the gulag for Jokes regardless of who wins. Look at mays record on freedom of speech as Home Secretary.

>inb4 its to stop muh degeneracy

I don't see the tories losing seats. It's just not going to be a blair tier landslide. Probably a tory majority of 50-100.

stahp it u guys

Manually tell the page to stop loading right after the article appears. It will often stop the lock from loading.

Doesn't matter, the left vote is split 4 way minimum, the right vote is split only 2 way and the average person thinks that UKIP's job is done now and if you want Brexit you vote Tory.

I expect Tories to get 46.5% of the vote, Labour under 32%.

>using the term 'redpilled'
>wanting serious discussion

UKIP are barely fielding any candidates and up north they`re taking Labour votes.

>voting

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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youtube.com/watch?v=dAtjKLX6Org

> £ 60 , 000 , 000

Defend this

You forgot a big one:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE FOOD BANKS:
Virgin larping as nazis while living with mummy and daddy

Christ, I wish labour would pledge to do something about scroungers and immigrants. They fucking ruin everything for people who actually need help.

This. The only realistic option is to vote labour.

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Stop shilling your own posts. I took it to pieces when it was first posted and dont want to have to do it every thread.

Fucking this.
She's pro mass immigration and pro internet censorship.
Corbyn is a fucking commie but at least he's a bit funny and he's never going to get in.
Sickening to imagine anyone who uses brit/pol/ would vote for either. Fucking grim.

Don't forget their VALUED and EQUALLY REPRESENTED co-leader, user

change the fucking record

maybe with Farage they had a chance

but can you honestly say they will take away labour areas with Paul Nuttals in charge? they're dead at this point, they had their protest vote and now people will switch back to tradition

Conservative all the way.
I got 4 flyers from my local labour candidate this morning, one for each voter. If they can't even sort out fucking spam mail efficiently they sure as fuck can't be trusted with power.

I'm going to need your clothes, your sunglasses, and 50% of your income.

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Seen more enthusiasm in ISIS beheading videos than those fellas at the back are showing.

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>only 50%
Bargain desu

Germany calling, Germany calling...

Cheers.

Woolfie was good, but he got JUST`d.

Don't forget the sequel

>Maybot VS Corbynator retribution

coming 2022

It's highly accurate, though.

If you live with your parents how can you in full conscience criticise the homeless or the poorest of the country?

You can't without being a hypocrite.

Any tory potential tory voters here want to defend voting for this?
>Theresa May Announces Pledge To Make Businesses Reveal How They Underpay Women And BAME Staff
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-pay-gap-reporting_uk_591999e2e4b00f308cf69cc1

youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

>tfw the Tories are killing themselves

Thinking of not voting at all now. It's honestly difficult to decide who is the smallest cunt out of a bunch of massive cunts. We're totally screwed no matter who wins

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>Token minority
Yeah, he'd have been great on immigration.

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Strong and Stable infertility

I can't believe some of you fucks are gonna vote Labour. Then again some of you fucks are pretty stupid.

>Virgin larping as nazis while living with mummy and daddy
>people who disagree with me are juvenile and/or sexually inexperienced
Someone learned their conversation skills from student girls

>less women end up employed as a result
Can`t wait.

fuck

DELETE THIS

>being a hypocrite makes the argument null and void

He was decent, despite being 1/4 nigger.

I'd be mad at Guardian scum copying the Labour Party's spin lines too desu

just like you can't with an argument if the other poster ISN'T at home with their parents, so you harp on and on about how that's the case rather than saying anything convincing

Lesser of two evils.

>22 degrees
>need to cut the grass
>mfw
Should have hired a paki to do it

>lurk the_donald even though Im English
>some posters raving about Sup Forums
>go on Sup Forums
>shitpost in /ptg/ whilst saying 'PRAISE KEK'
>realise there is a general election in my country soon
>make poor comparisons between May/Corbyn with Clinton/Trump
>make Labour thread
>realise there is a Brit/pol/
>harp on about Corbyn and how May is evil
>make the entire election about Corbyn/May when dont even know name of my own constituencies MP
>see link for video with degenerate and highly illegal topic for title
>also see the title separately typed out in text above the link
>click it
>get triggered and go mental because scared of getting in trouble with law
>dont shut up about it
cant wait for 9th June when Labourfags go back to "supporting" Trump

Am I the only one who thinks that Corbyn and Trump would actually be a good partnership?

>Both anti-establishment
>Both hated by the mainstream media
>Both populist men of the people
>Both hated by the Jews

If Blair and Bush had a bromance I don't see why these guys won't.

Jesus, she looks like a Slavic mafia boss's wife.

What is the problem? Mummy's mangled minge or daddy's tangled todger?

Why are no major parties pledging to construct more blood farms lads?

Our growing ANGLO population needs sustenance

This cunt has twice as many subscribers than Reviewbrah, with no discernible talent or charm other than a patois

>The party that literally wrecked the country, possibly forver
>Lesser of two evils

>Lesser of two evils.
>leftie scum actually believe this
MOMENTUM OUT

It helps to have a shower, make a cupa and to restore from last point.

>1PBTID
>pro trump and corbyn
Fuck off back to plebbit

Quick, shit edit to test out Paint 3d
Pretty good desu