YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW

>american geolology mates contact me
>they are all coming over for a long holiday
>tell me how long they stay depends on just how bad yellowstone gets
>they have been telling me for weeks now that shit is getting serious
>animals have disappeared
>fish have left the lakes
>geysers are now exploding predictably from the extreme activity
>CO2 readings are super high, turning the sensor on and off again didn't fix it
THIS IS THE END
express.co.uk/news/science/768778/Yellowstone-eruption-Supervolcano-BRINK-of-erupting-increased-activity

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I don't even care anymore.

pls happen

It's been about to blow for 918475 years now

It's all coming together

Neat, will I be fine in Connecticut?

you are so full of shit. Yellowstone is always doing weird shit.

Stop trying to distract you fucking kangaroo. eat sage

>Fish have left the lakes

Haha what, nigger?

Sulfur, I'm assuming.

>fish have left the lakes.
Okay the can just pack their shit, take a deep breath and leave to different waters

More and more vents open

you know, I am somewhat scared of death, but the idea of dying with the rest of humanity to something like that actually doesn't sound bad at all. it sounds quite peaceful, knowing we're all going down together. and getting to watch the chaos that ensues before we're finished off.

The Old Faithful livestream when?

It's God's judgement for the white man disobeying his laws, laying with animals (niggers) and rejecting Christ. Repent sinners.

The time to go innawoods was yesterday. For some the time to flee is too late.

all americans with german roots can come back to germany.

A comfy thought my australian friend

Geologist here - if yellowstone is gonna blow, it will be associated a few hundred years where its active as fuck. I dont think we have seen active as fuck in a few thousand years

(((Yellowstone)))

nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html

They are constantly moving the camera about to avoid showing the ground swelling.

That's me. Think you could spot me the cash for a ticket tho? I'll pay you back as soon as I arrive.

yellowstones gonna be a global disaster

A youtuber said so. The end is truly near.

Im in Detroit, assuming I can defend myself against the blacks, how fucked am I?

...

imagine bein in a airplane anywhere on that half of the country when that shit goes off. Us east coasters are gonna get some cool youtube vids.

No. North America and possibly the world would be fucked if this took place.

They will blame the Russians and start nuclear war, czech em

Memes aside, wouldn't this potentially be the end of humanity as we know it?

This is literally the stupidest shit I've ever read.

It might not happen now, but its certain that it will happen within 5 to 10 years

Sources familiar with Yellowstone's thinking say it's about to blow.

Post a happening that is bait that Sup Forums wont see as a distraction from Seth rich and the dnc
Smart

this would be a prime opportunity for russia or north korea to drop a nuke on it and set it off

if they were smart

baka

they swam out of the lakes bruh

>>fish have left the lakes
Did they walk or fly?
Tell me when it's news.

This guy would be talking about it if legit (((non establishment earthquake guy)))

youtube.com/user/dutchsinse

Fuck learning to speak German and losing a sense of humor, I'm going to try and move to the UK or Australia

I knew it.

If the Old Faithful blows at noon expect lava soon.

I can't wait to be a refugee FICKI FICKI

Why don't we drill a hole and let the vapour escape?

Aint nobody flying anywhere through the global ash cloud

Its called evolution m8

Fuck yeah. I mean it kinda sucks we're all fucked, but at least (((they))) will be just as fucked as the rest of us and that alone is worth it.

>it's THAT time of the year again
Bitch please, yellowstone happenings should be an auto-ban

Will this affect Brazil 2?

Not really.

Mainly Brazil.

Yellowstone lake is the headwaters for the Yellowstone river which eventually feeds into the Mississippi river.

Lurk more.

>article from February
>express

fuck off

HAHAHAHAHA

I wouldn't worry about it until phreatic eruptions start.

After that, pack your shit, cash out your account. and fly to south america.

Shit is about it go down.

t. geologist.

Because this is literally how volcanos erupt.

...but how does this help the Jews?

>yellowstone is about to erupt
>aus flag
>uk news link
>defcon not equal to 1 or lower
gay and fake

maybe if we divert the impending oroville flood water to yellowstone itl quench all the lava and save cali at the same time! then the excess stone created by this quenching can be used to back fill the hole from the recent collapse in washington!

The current U.S contingency plan is to send the millions impacted by the crisis to Brazil. Not even a meme, check it yourself.

I was in Yellowstone this weekend and everything was fine

If Yellowstone erupts it would literally kill around 90% of America's white population. The niggers and spics on the coast will become the largest demographic.

I'd take my chances in the lava.

I don't like hummus or child brides enough to move to Germany.

Fuck that, I'd rather die

>Article from Feb 19, 2017
>only one other user has noticed this

Kek. Bad idea mate unless you're ready to buy your TV licence, pay your council tax and maybe wear a hijab depending on your area.

Scotland seems alright.
I'm from England. Don't move to England unless you can afford somewhere really fucking nice and out of the way.

>live in pennsylvania
erupt all you want

How are politics not a distraction from existential threats like a supervolcano erupting, causing worldwide famine? Politics are around for as long as civilization is around, it is not it's own separate entity but rather a peripheral of our consciousness.

Can we live in Mohammed's basement?
otherwise, the German Caliphate seems full...

Kek's will

Kek

Herr user reporting in. Can I get some gibs and live off of the EU?

JUST BLOW UP ALREADY

>live in Wyoming
> 3 hours from Yellowstone
>Ive been there three times this month
>saw a few wolves, was cash

It's not fucking happening you stupid faggot.

Almost all people in Germany speak some English so it's not that big of a deal.

Nigga how do fish leave lakes?

they are already the largest demographic below the age of 5. only the mid-west and northern areas are still white in all age ranges.

Please dont give jewry any ideas, thx

Just got told by my geologist mate that the sky has been lighting up like crazy in the area, and that if you really want to know how close yellowstone is to going full retard you need to keep looking in the sky.

I don't know if this is some UFO bullshit but he says that the lights in the sky are increasing in that area. People are reporting seeing auras around the park too.

BLOW BABY BLOW

Well, that's if it isn't a complete eruption.
If the eruption reaches its full potential, it could potentially wipe out a majority of live on earth.

>fly into the middle of America undetected

I'm sorry user, you have chronic retardation.

Hahahahaha

good point

Hi, I'm from the future. Yellowstone will blow, and there will be a huge American Refugee crisis

>quite peaceful
LMAO not exactly in your case. The debris would block the sun out for months

Global Ice age sounds fine in Pennsilvania?

That's just the state's, looks like it'll fuck up.a.big portion of Canada too, which warms my heart

>DAY OF THE LAVA RAKE

we have enough guns we could just conquer wherever we want.

This is an excellent point. I think the assurance that I won't be facing it alone is comforting. I'm not ready to go out yet though. So pic related you faggot Yellowstone

>tfw not in range to be killed by the eruption

WE can build a yuge fan.

This thread is fake and homo. Seriously fish can't up and walk.

see

You're all the fucking way over in australia and in the stream of a differentn (southern) atmosphere. Youd be fine dummy

Volcanic ash is needed to revitalize the soil and give birth to hard bodied sex slaves. Blood and soil, mate. Volcanic ormus elements increase consciousness.

Goodnight America!

>express.co.uk

Well said Titus.

volcanic eruptions don't produce global ice ages

wait, the world needs more co2 because global warming right. problem solved.

it won't happen but i need some fear porn so it's off to jewtube for some conspiracy doomsday garbage. this is literally all i do with my free time.

>The youtuber says

this is quality news right here, their source is a crackpot youtuber.

Might as well try and tell me the world is flat too because some loon says so.