Imagine you're an HR manager and you get this resume in a pile of job applications.
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Imagine you're an HR manager and you get this resume in a pile of job applications
Aiden Stewart
Dominic Stewart
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Robert Young
Copy and share with friends laughing at this retard then toss it.
Eli Ortiz
"Six years for a masters degree? Usually those have 3-4yr limits, especially one without a thesis. Also are you claiming that you were oppressed by racism and mysoginistic at your alma mater? Do you then consider your education to be from a less than credible institution I such barbaric policies are in place to suppress a student population? I certainly would not hold that education in high standards. This will weigh heavily on my judgement, you are dismissed."
Cooper Green
Put an F- on it in red marker and mail it back to her. I'd also add a "School for the Failed Retards" watermark on it before printing.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Invite her in for an interview at lunch. Take her to Chik-fil-A. Watch triggering.
Aiden Ward
Take a big shit and use it to wipe my ass.
Gabriel Barnes
id ask her why she didnt send this one
theliberatedmathematician.com
side note, here is her thesis:
theliberatedmathematician.com
nigs gonna nog
Daniel Scott
this resume reads like an incoming lawsuit
Lincoln Morales
Have academic standards fallen so far that even a nigger can get a degree in mathematics?