If evolution isnt real how the fuck do you explain this?

If evolution isnt real how the fuck do you explain this?

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That's obviously the work of the devil.

>implying God doesn't exist
>implying that is an impossible design
>implying God isn't all powerful

God makes unique creatures to show us his divine excellence.

what kind of Turk is that?

pretty sure that's from harry potter

Thought that was Cenk for a second.

>create humans in own image
>give them down syndrome
What did he mean by this?

...and then leaves us to die horrible deaths, suffer disease, wage wars and even worship false gods, but don't do any of it or you'll be tortured for eternity.

Hey, don't be talking shit about Whip Scorpions they're bros.

demon spy

Fucking whip scorpions

Jew Jewnering.

They look just like himans...since we all came from primordial sludge right? Wow you so convinced me all animalia on earth evolved together in the mucky mucj!

that's easy.

Fucking australia

its completely harmless

It's a feature, not a bug.

It can go be harmless somewhere else. It sure as hell is not the image of God.

Best creationist series
get fucked atheist buttheads
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Updated version (first 7 lectures)
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>Implying god did not create more weird stuff like dragons

Australia.

the same thing as this
also your comment made me look up animals with down syndrome

Whip Scorpion. They're really cool, problem is the name and odd appearance make people think they're much more violent or dangerous than they really are. There's a popular gif of one attacking, but if you watch the whole video that particular scorpion is being teased into attacking.

strawman kek
Or you're being ironic

>it's a creationist thread
I almost lost faith on Sup Forums last time i read one of these things.

It is because our genes keep becoming more and more corrupted from their original state of perfection.

Because we abused our free will, we must all collectively suffer the natural evils caused by sin.
Life in the Garden of Eden was perfect. There was no suffering at all.
People actively choose to go to hell because when they die in a state of mortal sin they cannot bear to be in the presence of God. It burns them.

WE WUZ GOO

Insects and plants don't have souls.
Animals have souls, but not rational souls.
Humans have rational souls.

Nice to know god has wisdom teeth, appendix and muscles on his ears and nose.

I'm pretty sure that Sup Forums is counter-cultural enough to become a Creationist haven in 5 years. Screencap this

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanzi

Animals are more rational then you'd think.

Whip-tail scorpion, I believe it's called

hello friends

Yeah I love when they're so rational they come fucking bite me while I'm asleep. Best is if it's somewhere too close to my cock and balls so I knew they've been crawling around inside my undershorts.

I don't give a fuck what's rational for them. They don't belong near me.

>two dumbasses fuck up
>the entire human race must suffer as punishment

flawless logic, dipshit.

I'm pretty sure an all powerful god could have prevented this

>wisdom teeth
still function as teeth
>appendix
useful intestinal microflora haven
>muscles on ears and nose
I bet that when you shiver, it warms those parts

"vestigial", my ass. What was the original purpose of yawning then, emulover?

ahhhhhhhhh not those fuckers

>one person shit their pants
>now everyone has to wear diapers

evolution

they eat other house pests

They eat spiders. Just try to imagine they're not living inside the wall somewhere.

It's better than spiders crawling on you.

their children were born into sin.
this is how breeding works, edgelord

Yup they are nice buggos. Shame they look so goddamn horrifying

Tailless whip scorpions are actually kind of cute. They are totally harmless.

But it just doesn't add up. Why not just punish the people who screwed up instead of, you know, every single person who came after them? It's utterly ridiculous.

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if evolution is real, explain DNA entropy.

look up Dr. Kent Hovind on youtube

The Lord made under six foot, under 8 inch dick length and under 6 inch girth, under 120 IQ, non-white people so that the superior alpha males can bask in the glory of our superiority with our pick of the best women and ability to cuck the weak in all aspects of life
Thank you Lord

it's supposed to be "survival of the fittest", not "optimize genes to be completely flawless", you dolt.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUT IT OUTSIDE GET CATS

If God is real, explain this monstrosity, though.

another "specimen"

All must suffer the consequences of sin to understand its depravity.
That includes the other animals, who did nothing wrong.
Think of it as throwing a water balloon filled with diarrhea.

Leave the fucking doggo alone. He's a good boy.

It's simple.

God is Cthulhu.

...

God made it you fuck.

Wickedness is generally hereditary
Niggers give birth to niggers, except when they don't (e.g. Ben Carson)

>Two of these show up in my shower two separate times
>Kill both
>Later read an article about what they are and feel bad

I hate these fuckers. I used to live in an apartment that had a poorly sealed crawl space under it and I'd get them all the fucking time.

this thing amazes me to a large extent.

it even has the little antenna(longer leg?) to properly aim before hitting

...

but here's the thing: last I checked, insects, birds, and domesticated animals don't seem to be able to comprehend the concept of "sin". They're literal animals.

And that's natural selection, not Darwinian evolution.

thing definately just nutted on this dudes hand

That's the "whip." they often break off in captivity, but it's a kind of feeler evolved from a leg, IIRC.

post this on /sci/

Environmental Specialization Niches.

This webm won't let you ever look at snails the same way ever again. Proof that God does not exist.

>Niggers give birth to niggers, except when they don't (e.g. Ben Carson)

Really? How so?

that board is useless

nothing but homework problems and popsci threads

...animals can have Downs?

I spent 20 minutes looking up whip scorpions

Ah, but you can see the genetic deformities, the results of natural evils.
Natural evils are a physical representation of the effects of sin for us to see.
And concerning the animals...
They are no longer docile nor obedient, as they were once.

KEK

its cgi retards

God is fucking autistic then

So if I get one of those giant snails, I can train it to do that to my dick?

it's le based black man xD xD xD

ONE OF US

>The LORD is slow to anger and abundant in lovingkindness, forgiving iniquity and transgression; but He will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generations.'
Single mothers give birth to single mothers, etc.

No, it isn't. I know a guy who had one as a pet. I can assure you that it is a real animal and very safe to handle. Just do a search for some more "professional CGI" made with webcams.
youtube.com/results?search_query=tailless whip scorpion

I think giant snails are illegal to own here. Invasive species

it fuked me over pretty hard when i realised the thing mad eye moody killed actually exists in our universe

If evolution isn't real, how the fuck you explain this

What kind of loving merciful god creates this

Uniqueness actually falsifies evolution.
Like the woodpecker, which has 11 features which no other animal has ever possessed and by some miracle evolved them all at once.

t. obviously accomplished brain surgeon at John Hopkins University, the first to perform a hemispherectomy

What is that? Some parasite?

a bit of a loner

I found the image on Sup Forums and I honestly don't know what it is. Some sort of primitive worm maybe? It's seriously fucked up, whatever it is.

kill it, fucking kill it!

What verse are you quoting that says you will burn for eternity?

It was necessary to creating a link between anatomically modern humans and earlier hominids.

This doggo still gets pets.

>IRC 3 A PET
ID confirms

imagine finding that thing in your sleeping bag in the morning.

Alright, time to get this on track with examples of proper evolution.

WHAT THE FUCK

Yes, it's a syndrome that occurs from a meiosis (division of sperm/,egg cells) error so all animals can have downs