It's fucking happening in Korea right now guys. Pray for me.
#BREAKING: N. Korea flies an unidentified projectile across border with S. Korea: military
Hudson Hughes
Grayson Butler
That is a very ShariaBlue type filename. What are you trying to distract us from, huh?
Grayson Bell
>Unidentified Flying Object
NORTH KOREAN AYYLIUMS CONFIRMED
Mason Lewis
BENIS :DD
Anthony King
aliens?
Xavier Perry
good goys, it couldn't have been the greys
Cameron Hall
FUG
UFO INVASION NOW. THEY SIDED WITH THE COMMIES!
Matthew Evans
I didn't want to simply save as "image" so I renamed it.
North Korea is a very real threat along with Islam as a whole.
Lucas Rivera
fuck. do you think the military will grant me a moral waiver and/or a medical waiver?
Brandon Nguyen
Stop the Happening Larp, it's false.
how?
> Pic related
Lucas Peterson
I'll pray for Japan
Anthony Martinez
Mansouri killed Seth Rich
Tyler Young
Did they put their one melon in a slingshot?
Hudson Johnson
Is everyone there walking around in egg shells? Your fate is in the hands of Fat Boy, Trump & your new commie leadership. Shit ain't looking so hot for you guys right now.
Colton Butler
JUST DO IT
Matthew Wood
wew lads
th-thats basically war
korean war 4.0
Leo Young
SHOTS FIRED
NORTH KOREA IS UNDER ATTACK 90 BULLETS WILL RAIN ON THEM
Andrew Myers
FALSE FLAG
Lucas Bell
Meh, there's shooting on the DMZ weekly.
Landon Hughes
>one of them hits kim jong in the face
Logan Sanders
>real threat
to South Koreans... maybe?
Parker Scott
If real I hope you're alright Jin.
Thomas Powell
>north korea
>happening
Pick one and only one.
Ayden Walker
umm, try again sweetie pumpkin
Owen Edwards
ROAD BLOCKS IN SEOUL, MILITARY TRUCKS HEADING NORTH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Jack Phillips
they are here
Noah Perry
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
Eli Smith
...
Luke Green
Just end the sorks and the Norks
Jaxson Roberts
It's not like that's hard to miss.
Kayden Walker
Mason Flores
Probably just one of their invisible stealth drones.
Christian Parker
broofs
Asher Wilson
Pics or I didn't happen
Kayden Evans
tractors in 30!!
Hunter Adams
>inb4 it was just a giant penis shaped cloud
Eli Peterson
maybe if you broke your back to the point it'll never be the same again you'd get a waiver from a draft.
If War breaks out I imagine they'll take anyone, even the retards that they try to filter out.
I'm an American living in Korea. Korea is a pretty nice place to live too. Lots of food, horny asian girls and easy transportation.
Lies. Everything is all clear here at Osan.
Luke Anderson
GAS THE RICE!
GOOK WAR NOW!
Jaxon Cooper
finally you fucks are going to kill each other
Grayson Moore
Good luck, kid. Seriously.
Evan Lewis
Stop larping and go to bed, Jin.
Mason Johnson
>Kim is just trying his new attentionwhore drone
>southerners lose their shit
Dylan Watson
Ethan Russell
You have my prayers.
KILL THEM ALL
Lucas Jones
It was a drone. Happening cancelled. Check twitter.
Samuel Cruz
oh shut the fuck up you literal schizophrenic cunt
Austin Cook
honest question.... how would it look like when a real war starts? would it even start at the dmz or would seoul be the first target?
Levi Baker
Can confirm kim sided with ayyyliums
Send help
Kevin Barnes
remember your loudspeakers?
well, fuck you, here bomb!
James Rodriguez
I guess I understand why they paint the drone like the sky. But why do they paint the truck?
Oliver Howard
...
Kayden Ortiz
Possibilities for SK
- US attacks NK, NK nukes SK
- NK preemptively attacks/nukes SK
- New commie leadership in SK causes a Soviet style economic collapse
SK isn't exactly where I'd want to be right now.
Mason Morris
>just got drone delivered from some chink at aliexpress
>take it for a test run
>southerners lose their shit
top bantz grorious reader!
Ryder Martinez
THOSE ARE THE NUMBERS OF PROPHECY
James Wood
It's okay. Our strategy of provoking kim into shooting all of his bottle rockets into the sea is working.
Juan Young
lmao just go to busan/jeju
Jack Green
Whose side will Sup Forums take?
Nicholas Davis
why cant it happen just once?
Michael Wright
...
Justin Stewart
>New commie leadership in SK causes a Soviet style economic collapse
There is literally zero chance of this happening, the entire NK army would be ground into a paste by the Americans if they even tried to take Seoul.
Lucas Mitchell
someone accidentley spilled some blue paint on the car while painting the drone and just went with it.
Thomas Nguyen
...
Parker Rogers
Sup Forums IS A SETH RICH BOARD WE DO NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING ELSE HERE.
Easton Flores
Send me your ETH, o korean whale
Ayden Sanchez
Fuggin commie aliens
Noah Butler
>dat soviet ass truck
Truck was probably shitty looking
Nathan Davis
I was referring to their own leadership. Didn't they just elect some Marxist?
Luke Wilson
...
Elijah Rodriguez
What a weird reaction image user, where did you get it?
Nicholas Lewis
JUST START THE WAR ALREADY
Sebastian Bell
TANKS IN 30
Joshua Lewis
Kek
Robert Walker
There were reported 90 warning shots fired from the South.
What fucking number in shots fired does it stop being a warning? Apparently not 90.
Isaac Bell
No, they elected a "liberal" who stands quite far to the right of the vast majority of western politicians, on everything other than his proposed corporation tax increases he's a fairly staunch conservative.
Henry Young
In case their shitty missile takes the truck as well
Joshua Gray
The elected Moon, who is a sunshine fruitcake liberal.
Elijah Anderson
So it matches the drone, duh
Jaxson Sullivan
So KLAATU is intervening? Jesus Christ, who knew that Ariana Grande would be the trigger to starts WWIII? We're truly fucked.
Josiah Ramirez
Hunter Hill
paused after each shot and wagged their finger as the plane took one step forward each time until giving up after 90
Sebastian Johnson
...
Nathaniel Perez
>Unidentified Flying Object from NK
This is the end, Kim found the Hwan tech.
Logan Rodriguez
I dont go to work until 1 PM today.
Cooper Peterson
kek, they are too close! If even one shoots they will all explode!
Jose Rivera
LARP
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Angel White
>I don't know what goes on at the DMZ
Kevin Cooper
I love Australians. I really didgeridoo.
Jordan Sanders
You must protect the K-pop cuties. After all white men do need to get rewarded when they come and beat up the norks for you.
Asher Foster
your next burger.
Gabriel Sullivan
>Moon
>liberal
Not really m8.
Libshits cheered at SK voting against the right-wing boogeyman but he's far from what we in the west would describe as liberal.
James Wood
What are the chances (((they))) start a nuclear war in NK to cover up the new Seth Rich info?
Blake Turner
100%!!
Anthony Miller
The korean version of the flying nun
Liam Price
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
Joshua Clark
It won't be to cover up Seth Rich. The war will start once all the final touches on the invasion plan are finished. 2 months tops.
Adam Ward
GOOK FIGHT!
Ayden Sanchez
Your sacrifice to start ww3 will be remembered, user
Blake Davis
gosh hunnybuns are you cranky? being a cranky wanky who needs a spanky? get some rest shnookums you'll feel better, mmk sweetie?
Grayson Morris
nothings happening, north korea can literally kill south koreans with artillery strikes without war breaking out