What can i do??

After tomorrow I am going to enlist by korea army ..I can't do anything and mental breakdown .I am so depressing . I envy other countries are volunteer system. I am so fucked up .

Other urls found in this thread:

newfocusintl.com/the-korean-peoples-army-strips-for-body-heat/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

You will have fun my dude, keep it bro chill brewchacho!

Sorry bro try not to die in the inevitable war with nk

Im a veteran of the U.S.Army, I did my 3 years and got out. Good expierence and helped me not be such a bitch and man up a bit, take accountability and from that I have worked to shape my life into what I want it to be. You'll either nut up or qash out as a failure, give it you best go.

good luck man, just try to get through it as fast as possible

Do service men in korea get laid?

Lol what a fantastic time to be in the south korean army

Is this an elaborate evangelion joke?

was mandatory for me too, you'll make it senpai

Use the time to strengthen your body and mind.

No. I'm so fucking serious .

No you faggot, that´s war. Sorks don´t even watch animu, they just animate it.

Do drugs and they kick you out.

Problem solved.

It's gonna suck lol

should have studied english more, you could have been a KATUSA

If you know english be a KATUSA. How's it feel to be apart of worst korea with a government that worships occult shit. I wish there was something that would expose the US government since they obviously don't care about the american people.

No they get cucked super hard. If you have a girlfriend when you enlist, she's going to bail on you before you're out.

ㅃㅃ

You should've immigrated to another country like I did.

Hell Chosen is a shit country.

You should've left long time ago.

That's your fault for stay there

I apply for KATUSA but fail.

just be a fuck up and they wont let you serve any important role that requires some level of responsibility. Or just like break your leg or something.

Yeah, literally everyone wants to be a KATUSA. It's sooo much better.

It's like rehabilitation you need to work out, listen to the specialist who got experience with people like you, to be able to walk straight.

Coward, man up and do you service.

Don't be such a pussy, just take it as an opportunity to become a man since you seem like you can't do it on your own.

An hero

this,,
it's going to be fun to do some new shit.

(and the souvenirs are also good, like smoke grenades, ''authentic'' military id's that gives you a rank of Major or other stuff when the right opportunity appears)

...

Do you think you have it bad?

How long do you have to be in the military for? Do you get to pick what you want to do?

Fun?

You guys have no idea.

South Korean mandatory army service is literal definition of slavery.

$120/month as a pay.

Shitty sub human treatment

You get no respect from the people

This is one of the biggest reason why I left the country and got my US citizenship.

Fuck Korea.

Op is fucked.

This.

I was US military and I worked with the Korean military a lot. It's as bad as everyone says, and worse.

What a bitch. It is 21 months.

I am OP .Now I do not feel comforted by any words. After tomorrow, I will push my head tight and enter the army. I want to die.

21 months of slavery

Yeah, that sounds nice.

So glad I ditched my Korean citizenship

At least you don't have a gf

start war with the norks RETAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL CLAY

How long are the army service in Korea?

Stop being a little bitch.

It's gonna suck but it's not worth kill yourself for.

If you really feel like you cant do it, fuck it up on purpose and just become a 관심병사

Then you will have it somewhat easy

>inevitable war with nk
War with North Korea is impossible, China is not allowing it. If OP can survive the boredom he will be fine.

21 months .

I eat fish.

Haha shit, I think that's what they gave me in the IDF. Plus a $200 bonus every year for clothing or housing or something.

At least you have an army.

Why do asians always add spaces before punctuation? I hope they beat that habit out of you in the army

It's going to be good, You will learn alot of good things that you never will learn as a civilian.

You lost yours for a reason nip.

Mistype.

making article 9 a permanent thing, rather than __ years, was a really bad idea.

>break your leg
>whoops, unfit for duty

Your choice bro, there are no easy answers to war. Fight and risk dying or avoid and be branded a failure

You're the reason the Korean race is so week.

21 months you'll come out less like a beta fuck. Get some pussy. Maybe have the sex

Nice try Nip but your "self defense forces" has all elements of that of an army, Don't try to fool us.

I don't understand why OP posted this on Sup Forums

Are you trying to get comforted?

Boy, you are in a WRONG place.

This is the place where they encourage you to kill yourself.

Go to 오유 or something if that's what you are looking for.

They don't let you play Starcraft during your two year forced enlistment.

Keep that in mind Chung So Lee.

Assured the norks dont sperg out, do you find solace in the fact you will be made more tougher to give you confidence in your body and maybe make comradefriends for later life during the breaks were men get drunk?

Yeah you're right, I'm still young.

There is always a way to dodge the bullet ;)

Though I have heard the army teaches valuable lessons which may help you succeed in life but then again dying for ideology or nation isnt barely worth it.

The only war I would fight is to protect my loved ones or the fight against evil and darkness.

You obviously have never been in service

Second this.

Maybe you can try to mold this time to your benefit. what are your current career plans, maybe you can do something while in the army that can be beneficial for your civilian life/career?

And dont forget, you are going to get to know some people weary "intimately", if you play this right you will know and make connections whit a diverse group of people. Maybe some of them can be of aid to you in the future.

Im just trying to get OP not to neck himself

>dying for nation is barely worth it
For ours maybe.
Not every society is a rotting carcass.

Respect your 선배 or you'll get beat up

This will make you stronger!

dont be retarded and dont be a bitch,in any military these are things that will get your ass kicked by more than just any enemy you fight

You will feel so manly during this screaming like a glorious motherfucker with your mates.
This triggers the tribal in you and without the kick in the butt army you will go and get that primal feel on your own.

열심히 하세요 게이야^^

우리 의무 군복무라는 게 없는 여성들과 외국인들 위해 대한민국을 잘 지켜주시길 바랍니다

t. 원어민강사 :^)

Going to the army is a good thing , you can stop being an anime cuck and hopefully get to shoot some niggers

...

How many Koreans get drafted, is it all males. or is it like 30%.

In my country it where almost everyone, during the cold war. but now its more like ~10%, and mostly volunterly

They recently changed the system that all the same ranking soldiers are sharing the barrack.

So OP will be spending most of his time with same ranking soldiers and will rarely run into 선임s.

It's shitty but not as shitty as back in 80s where 선임s kick your ass and abuse you for no reason.

It's all of them

The new president No Jae-in is promising to cut it down by a few months but South Korea is not yet wealthy enough to support a sufficiently large professional army

I hope you mean best Korea.

I thought korean qt's were traditional wives? Was it all a lie?

look on the bright side, you'll probably die

Kek

Who can imagine how shitty the Korean people's army is

And those commies have to serve like 5 years of mandatory service I shit you not

North Korea is still the real 헬조센 ... even if many defectors choose to leave South Korea for third countries after realizing what it's like lol

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
dat pic

Or a soul. Because gooks don't have souls.

You're just in time for mandatory service in the US military. Let's go all you various pronouns. These wars won't fight themselves.

They're 20 year old women who are in college. It's pretty unlikely that they're gonna wait 2 years for a guy they haven't been dating very long (though I have seen a few survive).

5?????

More like 15.

They have to serve at Least a decade.

Korean girls are like California girls

Basically you have to have some special spec to get any girl at all

And honestly unless you're a 9/10 Chad being a foreigner only helps you get older women who wanna taste some BWC, if you want young hot women you'll have to work for it maybe not as hard as Korean dudes but still very very hard by western standards

There's a reason why prostitution is such a big deal here, cuts through the bullshit for a lot of guys

It will be fine senpai. Conscription is pretty tame all things considered because everyone knows you're a conscript. Sure it will be physically and mentally demanding but at the end of the day its really not that difficult.

newfocusintl.com/the-korean-peoples-army-strips-for-body-heat/

Seems they all get fucked in the butt at some point.

National service in Singapore is a fucking joke compared to Korean national service.

Shut the fuck up sinkie, your national service is a joke, Koreans actually have to prepare for a real war, you guys are just pretending to worry about Malaysia or some shit like that

Also Singaporean culture is way less full of stress and bullshit than Korean culture hard as that may be for you to believe.

Honestly Chinese culture is totally relaxed and easy going compared to gooks and japs you have no idea how crazy these people are

Damn I'm disappointed to hear that, I was planning a holiday to bang some Korean broads in the next few years. I'm definitely above average, not chad-status though, is it a waste of time?

chillax it will be fun, everyone there is another unwilling dude and you'll all be friends , i didnt like the army very much and had to enlist 4 times to do my service but in the end it was alright where i was assigned, make a few good pals too

That's why I don't fuck with Korean girls

90% of them are materialistic cunts.

That's why I go for white women.

So far, most I've dated aren't as materialistic as Korean girls.

>Charge the DMZ and kill them north gooks
>start WW-III
>profit

Depends how good your general knowledge on Korean/asian culture is.

yes desu. try China

t. foreigner

I've dated a bunch of asian girls and the one thing they all had in common was materialism and being status obsessed. All very loyal though.

Literally everyone has to do it so it's not like you're being singled out. I'm sure you'll be better for the experience you lazy cunt

Defect to the north. Lil' Kim will be happy to help you.

Well I've worked with ROK people before and have been told that our experiences really aren't that different. Don't have direct experience though you're right

>materialism
A general trend throughout asian culture, mostly in the east though.

Just be Chad really that's the rule everywhere

Contrary to what butthurt kimchimen will try to have you believe being white actually does help, it's just that you still have to work on yourself just like Korean guys do

Any 6/10 white guy who actually works hard at it can get a qt 3.14. But most foreigners are lazy as shit, fat, dress like slobs etc, just a little effort and learning the lingo will help a lot

Just try not to turn into a totally submissive faggt 호구 guy who pays for everything along the way

OP dont be a faggot and just do it. You will experience some ebin shit

You got money?

If not, you are shit out of luck.

White people are kinda common now days. You aren't that special anymore.

you're not fucked, North Koreas army may be large but that is just to compensate for how bad it is.

What do you mean by this? I was just going to learn some basic korean and wing it.

You been to China? How are you with girls in general? I didn't expect it'd be that hard to pick up for a white guy in asia (asian girls here love the BWC)

I have a friend in NS currently and his job is literally to catalogue disciplinary violations. He did boot camp and it was off to the computer for him