YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW
>have geologists mates in America
>they are involved in a massive effort to relocate flora and fauna from the park
>can't locate any of the parks zebra
>ground is swelling and lightning can be seen coming out of vents at night
It's not looking good guys.
YELLOWSTONE RED ALERT
Josiah Brown
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Jeremiah Morris
the zebra are notoriously shy,
it's when the fish start leaving the lakes that you need to worry.
Joshua Price
every few months with this nearly exact post, give it a rest dude
Wyatt Ortiz
You know the old saying "like zebras fleeing a sinking national park"
David Bennett
why would geologists lead the effort to relocate flora and fauna?
Isn't that the job of ecologists and biologists?
Luis Foster
Thank god.
Let it end. Hopefully the next set of intelligent life that evolves on this planet isn't outnumbered by sub-human variants of 100:1.
Joshua Harris
>lead
OP said they were involved so I guess they're just cooperating with the ecologists.
Jordan Reyes
Oh my god look at the projected blast zone!
Parker Gonzalez
Holy fuck, it's projected to destroy half of the moon! This is serious shit guys :(
Leo Perry
Unironically this.
See you on the other side, anons.