Brit/pol/ - Katie "Final Solution" Hopkins edition

>Suicide bomber strikes at Manchester Arena: Twenty-two people are killed and 59 injured in terrorist attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4531940/Emergency-services-rush-Manchester-Arena.html

>Sir Rodger Moore has passed away
twitter.com/sirrogermoore/status/867005447018086400

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>EU will force every member state to adopt Euro by 2025
express.co.uk/news/world/807762/Eurozone-Brussels-Hungary-Poland-Czech-Republic-Croatia-Romania-Bulgaria

>The absence of a trade agreement with the EU should not concern us – there are swift, practical ways to overcome possible issues.
conservativehome.com/platform/2017/05/what-would-wto-mean-2-christopher-howarth-financial-services-and-data-sharing-can-be-managed-without-a-deal.html

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13011892
cbsnews.com/news/ariana-grande-concert-manchester-arena-bombing-suspect-salman-abedi-isis-claim/
youtube.com/watch?v=z7Cp0TfQGWI
youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA
accountsandlegal.co.uk/tax-advice/vat-in-the-food-industry
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

HULLO ALAN

First for judaism

who is she calling a cow

SALMAN ABEDI WAS HIS NAME DON'T LET SKY NEWS AND THE BBC FOOL YOU

Fucking hell lads, the house they raided in fallowfield is a couple over from the house an ex girlfriend used to stay in around 5 years ago when she was at uni. I hardly ever visited her house since it was such a shithole, so this doesn't come as that much of a surprise.

Literally the Jihadis next door.

>>Sir Rodger Moore has passed away

R O G E R

WTF IM NOT CATTLE

So we all agree that Connery is best Bond?

Why, what are sky news and BBC saying?

brit/pol/ - Katie "In Cuffs" Hopkins edition

THIS. FUCKING. GUY.
Raging

That it was Roger Moore

We know Moore was based but what of the others?

>cucks
Craig

>???
Brosnan
Lazenby
Dalton

>YTMND
Connery

I like Brosnan myself

>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OVER 250 VOTES:
strawpoll.me/13011892
>OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL:
strawpoll.me/13011892

>SALMAN ABEDI
cbsnews.com/news/ariana-grande-concert-manchester-arena-bombing-suspect-salman-abedi-isis-claim/

Spoke to a gril today lads

Brosnan>Connery>Moore>lesser Bonds>>>>>>>Craig

No way anything will come of that.

Peter Hitchens is fucking losing it on Twitter. Poor guy.

;_;

Gotta love when hate speech laws are used to defend those responsible for hate crimes...

...

>Spoke to a gril today lads
Now you spoke to 2. Congrats

>British National Party: 13 Votes
>Liberal Democrats: 11 Votes

lol

Noice. I walked past 3 girls yesterday and one grabbed my arse lol

>no option for spoiled or abstaining

KOWTOW TO THE GREAT KEBAB
#fundingterroristsforlife

he just raped that faggot though

>Why, what are sky news and BBC saying?
Absolutely nothing just that non story about the shopping arrest when Associated Press and CBS have already annouced the attackers name

TAKE THE BLACK PILL

>be the Met Police
>can't police for shit
>can't prevent terror attacks
>can't prevent knife crime
>can't prevent acid attacks
>can't prevent gang crime

But it is all okay we can reach our prosecution targets using Twitter.
The fucking state.

So, they're talking on sky about how hard it is to create a bomb like that, is it really that hard though?

These people aren't the smartest, I can't imagine it that much of a difficult thing to do.

Full blackpill. He's right, though.

I'm moving 'round there in a couple weeks. Is it near the fuck off McDonalds?

Why Are CBS the only source to have come out? I don't trust American news

Where did all the Labour voters come from? When we used to do polls it was always either Tories and UKIP in first and second.

Rumor has it, every time you say the line "not all muslims", somewhere a child is raped or blown up.

whats the orange thing

Lol

Connery
Moore
Craig
Brosnan
Dalton
Lulzenby

Brosnan and Dalton got screwed by ridiculous films tbqfhwy. At least Brossy got Goldeneye.

Unfortunately BURN HEAL does not remedy 3rd degree burns.

We need an enquiry into the cavalier usage of the term 'breaking news'.

did Moore know something, was the Manchester attack a delayed red herring for his death?

Feferoni

Feels so good to be past the anger phase

They should start hanging strips of bacon on strings at the entrance to any large establisment, like airport or stadium.

Like hanged garlic to keep vampires away.

Its not actually that difficult, but the knowledge and materials are difficult to get without being noticed

>Flag
>1pbtid
>...
Write 56% across your chest and kill yourself

It's probably not that hard. They always say that to calm people. It's less frightening if it's seen as an anomaly, unlikely to happen again.

Did you explain to her how the foreskin not only protects the sensitive glans at the head of the penis but 'shuttles' back and forth across it in a a gliding motion during intercourse, therefore providing pleasure to both partners in a way impossible for cut Americans to even conceive of?

I live in Wuthenshaw which is pretty much an all-white estate, although sometimes the people around here act like niggers. The ASDA around the corner has been under robbery 3 times by the same fucking guy.

;_;

I used to work for the company that repaired their cars. They were good at crashing them for no good reason all the time.

>said the pot to the kettle

>buying nail varnish
>hard

Brit/pol/ is slowly becoming uncucked

>all those labour votes
fuck me so many cucks on Sup Forums i never knew

Holy fuck, the state of UK

nuke yourselves

I would put Dalton higher. He wasn't that bad imo.

too few coppers on the street to stop niglets robbing defenceless women but hey have a Specialist Unit to deal with pussies complaining about tweets.

i was already a bit annoyed today, but fuck this shit now.

>Muslim kills white people
>Queue politicians talking about racist white people

Where's it going to end lads? Is there really a rise in right wing sentiment going on?

pls b my ai gf

ISIS are to Islam as the Gestapo/SS are to National Socialism.
Particularly brutal and ruthless people with an extreme interpretation of an inherently totalitarian ideology.

>He thinks all you need is nail varnish

Brosnan is a cuck, he let his wife get fat.

What is this bullshit "Western men stand up" even mean? What does standing do? What are they standing up for? The only way to fix what's going wrong is to basically kill every Muslim, deport every Jew, then hang tens of millions of traitors in the streets. Worse than that, everyone knows it. So "standing up" is no different than SJW virtue-signalling.

>Yes, yes. You realize your nation is terminal
>So you should protest and type things on the internet. That will certainly revert the West to a white Christian 1950s utopia.

Chicken pakora.

Now everyone is going to talk about Islamophobia.

>so many cucks on Sup Forums
186 of them to be exact, as of this moment.

>shitskin on lbc saying most british thing to do is ignore it

>Is there really a rise in right wing sentiment going on?

"No"

So based, /ourguy/
youtube.com/watch?v=z7Cp0TfQGWI

no there isn't

Except the SS were the good guys.

>be brit
>get thrown in jail for protesting hate crimes
>get thrown in jail for defending yourself against criminals

You don't have to kill yourself, bong - living in the UK is a fate far worse than death.

not been to a Greggs in years, when did they start charging extra to eat in? Not that I'd want to sit with proles, but Jesus, seems a bit harsh.

Always gives me a really bad case of the shits.

Sounds like they're working as intended. Or did you really think "hate speech" laws are enforced on anyone that isn't white

youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA

This is why America is the best.

why the fuck do Sky News have 90's Clint Boon on?

They appear to have come from UKIP's vote, look at a poll I did this time 5 weeks ago

Its really a wifi tax

hey Abdul... whatcha doin??

>Kippers are voting against Brexit and for mass immigration
Is this all because of May's internet proposals?

>THEY BURNT THE DOOR IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

T H I C C
H
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I was in bongland once.

As soon as I touched down in Heathrow, I knew how fucked it is.
>not a single smoking area
>multiple 'multi-prayer stations'

Muted

>349 cals
fuck i didn't know that. i'd murder 2 of those right now

Police are seriously over-stretched in this country

They have a hard enough time keeping track of all the racist white people who type mean things on the internet. How are they supposed to keep track of home-grown British religious suicide bombers on top of that?

Find a better kebab shop, mate.

accountsandlegal.co.uk/tax-advice/vat-in-the-food-industry

"Ok so let’s look at our variables. First we have the food itself, is it zero or standard rated? Then we have the temperature, is it hot or cold? Then we have the environment, is it eat in or take away?
So if you’re a food store owner e.g. a green grocer then you only have to worry about the first variable but the next two come hand in hand.
Like we said, if the food is take away you do not have to charge VAT unless the food you are serving attracts VAT anyway, e.g. is standard rated, or if it is hot. So we have to look at two variables is it zero or standard rated or is it cold or hot.
If you are running a take away business and you would like to serve hot food or if you are a restaurant and you would like to serve cold food you will have to charge VAT. If you are a take away business and you want to serve cold food you do not need to charge VAT (unless the product attracts VAT in itself) but if you are a restaurant you must charge VAT on cold food.
In a nutshell restaurants must always charge VAT on everything except food that is cold and taken away, takeaway vendors do not need to charge VAT unless the food is hot and/or the customer would like to eat in perhaps a designated sitting area."

Gregg's food items are technically listed as cold-food items, because they don't keep them heated. you just get it warm when they're not long from the oven. Doing this lets Greggs give you VAT-free food, except when you're eating in.

Depends how fancy you want to get. All you need is a fuel and something that produces oxygen for a basic explosive. You don't need to make semtex.

I think it's because they see the inevitable Tory Majority and want to at least challenge it, something UKIP are currently incapable of to any substantial degree.

>Manchester getting bombed
>not London

Feels relevant man

>Be (You)
>Living in Greater Mexico

>be bong
>go to concert
>get blown up
>"REMEMBER THE 56% GOY REEEEE--"

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