Why is being a Marine stupid?

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Because you'd be a Marine

What's wrong with that ladies face?

fighting for israel

Crayons

It's not

any one who shit talks their countries military while claiming to be fash only does it because they got turned down or don't have the balls to sign. "muh wars for israel" is just another excuse.

Omg lol xD

Greatest sales line in the armed forces. You will get paid less, do the shittiest job, but you are the most badass.

Because Marines are stupid

It's not you fucking liberal
Even if they are fighting for the Jew, the military deserves to be respected

If you're going to be a welfare queen in the military, might as well join the Navy or Air Force instead of dying on the frontlines in shit-tier equipment only because "OMG WE'RE DA MARINES AH-LEET TROOPERS."

Most of your poor saps in the Marines were in the lower halves of your graduating high school classes. You just have to be in decent shape and can take being yelled at for 12 weeks without trying to kill your drill instructor. Congrats, you're a Marine.

You're nothing but a dimwitted ignorant servant of ZOG.

She's a Marine.

>dying or getting maimed for trump
no, thanks

t. Former Marine Rifleman

Going to the military and demanding respect is the equivalent of slitting your wrists and demanding attention. Fuck off

NEETS who have never worked a day in their lives will call you "welfare queen." Ignore them.

>the military deserves to be respected
not really. you earn respect as an individual, not because you blindly join some service
if you've ever served you will know that the military is filled with mostly garbage people that joined because they didn't know what else to do with their lives and/or money for college
it's a socialist job corps

Cannon fodder for whatever the old farts think America should war on
Except practically every country in the world uses its military for defensive purposes. The US on the other hand has fought half a dozen wars in the past twenty years trying to spread its ideology instead of self preservation.

Idk which branch is the toughest but I respect the Marines the most.

Is not, serving your country (even if it a multicultural shit at this point) is not stupid, plus you Americans have lots of benefit for doing it.

We're a disease and you can't stop us.

The military is the largest and most regressive welfare program there is.

what about glue?

You're not wrong but our Navy can fight the whole world as long as it's non-nuclear.

Yeah we get a fuckhueg Navy at the price of having shitty infrastructure at a standard lower than any other first-world country, completely unaffordable healthcare when most other countries provide it easily, an extremely shitty school system, etc.

Because you are literally one of those disposable soldiers you buy on Age of Empires for 20 wood 10 gold

This. The military has become socialist enclave in the US. Socialized medicine, housing, you name it. Living on base is like some Marxist utopia.

yep. my grandfather was a marine, my father was a marine and i was a marine
my mother always praises trump because he talks big about defense spending because she thinks she is going to get more gibs but it's actually defense contractors getting those sweet shekels now
>muh tricare

>Haha, fuck the military! I'm such a rebel!
>Only cucks service their country and adhere to a higher standard, i'm too enlightened for that.

The military at this point is just a bloated multiculturalist welfare scheme. They haven't fought a single righteous war in the past century.

>US MAREEEN REPORTIN FOH DUTY SER!
>SEMPER FI HUUU RAAAAH!

low pay slumdog fags. Very useful ones though. They are europe's cannon fodder.

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The only people who join the military are the dumbasses in high school who couldn't function in the real world. They become welfare queens on the government dole to fight Jewish wars. And they are brainwashed to believe they are superior to the average citizen.

If you want to work to enrich Jews there are better paid and less dangerous options

I never understood why I would serve a country I didn't choose to be born in. For some reason, people feel the need to take pride in their nationality. Fucking why?

>marine
>literal mindless jew puppet fighting for oil
>no idea what you are fighting for
>"woah i'm such a hero, yeah murica freedoom wooo"

they literally a whole branch of US military that are by design and invasion (as opposed to defence) force
every marine dead died invading somebody's homeland, most fights they fought were fought against volunteer or conscript forces only there to defend their homeland

Marines and Army are full of stupidfucks. Smart people go Navy or Air Force

Dying for some rich political faggots to get richer.

No thanks.

Joining the military to do something else though where you're not on the battlefield and they train you might be okay. Or do all people in the military have to be battle ready so they can be reassigned to fight if needed?

Chairforce reporting in. Literally a welfare queen. I'm shitposting at work right now. It's fucking awful. I hate my worthless job and can't wait to get out and actually do something. The military as a whole is just a Marxist welfare state and a test bed for liberals to push their progressive bullshit onto the public.

>look! Gays are accepted in the military, it's about time we have it everywhere!

This

>tfw I literally want to enlist so I can be a welfare queen/because I can't "hack it" in any other part of life
Am I a bad person

>extremely upset he failed the ASVAB too many times

Army infantry has way more options.