ITT: American secrets to success
Microwaving apples.
ITT: American secrets to success
Microwaving apples.
Excessive amounts of sorbitol
Penis Inspection Day during middle school P.E.
I had no idea cheese dick wasn't normal until Mr. Bronstein gave me a personal check-up.
*aspartame
Slice your apples into small wedge shapes before you dunk them in coffee. They come out warm and soaked just right. That way you won't waste time heating the whole apple up in the oven.
PB&J
*xylitol
*malitol
*acesulfame potassium
*sucralose
Dafak is this thread
some reddit thing
literally what?
jig's up
this burger outed y'all burgers
sorbitol is the best because it makes your bowels evacuate by sucking moisture into your small intestines. it lets you simulate fasting without having to give up food
Niacin and Sennheiser headphones
Russia didn't hack the fucking election.
Put your adult diaper on under your jeans instead of over them
>sucarose
>bad
It's literally sugar
>microwaving your homework
milk mixed with 7up, seriously try it.
OLDFAG HERE
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
Aerosol cheese
+ chlorine
have fun eating bleach
ahahahahahhahahaha burgers everybody
mmmmmm goes good on this
Your a sore thumb
This. Omg I used to hate penis inspection day so much, but I'm a better person for learning good penis hygiene from our gym teacher.
sucrose = glucose + fructose
all 3 are sugars. sucrose can be stored in muscle tissue but pure fructose can only help to make fat
That shit is good.
I'm getting really sick of these newfag "oldfags" who think oldfag means you're old. Get out, you stupid fuck.
Awe fuck man. Why are you letting these secrets out?!?!?!