The amish were right

>doesn't allow photographs because it will lead to vanity and narcissism
>no tv or internet allowed because secular entertainment is inherently degenerate
>divorce virtually unheard of
>highest fertility rate of any white population
>your pretty much guaranteed to marry an undefiled virgin
>highly resistant to foreigners and outsiders
>doesn't require you to believe in soul damning heresy like the mormons and muslims
>realizes wealth and technology are illusions and distractions
>realizes connection to family, God, and nature is the true path to happiness
>people are all nice and polite

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Hate to say it but methinks you're right Dx

wtf i love the amish now

according to the locals that live near the amish, they are lying scoundrels who break any deal they make

and they dive in dumpsters for free food

Yes but can they shitpost like we can?

gene pool is a venn diagram

>According to anonymous locals
>Unnamed anonymous locals claim
>local sources close to the Amish claim

Plus you get to do a ton of meth and fuck whores during rumshpringa.

Honestly hard to argue with this.

I don't think I'm willing or wanting to give up the internet (plus my profession is 3D work), but a hybrid lifestyle is what I'm aiming for. A little farm, a little land, and a bitchin' internet connection.

Q. How many Amish do you take on a fishing trip?
A. At least two so they won't drink all your beer.

somewhat true. They are generally God tier carpenters and some can be good company to work with though

why would soulfully dead morons have any reason to lie???

You're basically describing a self-sustaining monastic order plus sex and marriage. Not wrong though.

Amish are lying trash that use the veil of being chaste, pious christ-cucks to scam the rest of use.

They use electricity, they have cell phones, they have internet, they own trucks and tractors and use power tools.

They just keep the scam going to keep from paying inheritance tax on their farms and taxes in general.

Amish = albino niggers

>methinks
Kill yourself hipster

wtf, I want to become an Amish now

Sounds like a pretty good grift.

wtf I love the amish now

They have to bring in outsiders to impregnate the women because inbreeding is so bad

amish are low iq...

These are all wrong:
>doesn't allow photographs because it will lead to vanity and narcissism
They don't care. Some of them sort of like the attention too.

>no tv or internet allowed because secular entertainment is inherently degenerate
Most streets do have thin electrical cable (not much load), some houses do receive electricity, and some have separate sheds where the telephone is in.

>your pretty much guaranteed to marry an undefiled virgin
Haven't you heard of rumspringa?

>highly resistant to foreigners and outsiders
They don't care, as long as your money is green enough.
They do sell their furniture (carpentry is a holy trade to them), various homemade foods and such that they sell "to the English" (anyone who isn't Amish)

>realizes wealth and technology are illusions and distractions
This is so stupid. I've driven through amish areas in NE Ohio (there are two counties with large amish populations) and those barnniggers have snowblowers blowing leaf clippings and leaves into the road.

>people are all nice and polite
Depends, some are very insular though. They'd prefer it if you gave them your money and be on your way. I bet you if I snatched one of their straw hats and ran, that they'd tackle me and break my ribs.

I've lived in Lancaster my whole life, and he's actually correct. My dad tried to do business with them once and we got fucked over HARD, they also all smell like garbage and are all pretty stupid. They go to their own schools and then just stop learning at middle school.

Fuck off luddite trash.

I volunteer.

>He says all this while posting on Sup Forums
No one stops you from living like the Amish when you have the time, user.

thats mennonites

False. Meme fag.

so they are successful tax protesters? sign the the fuck up

Not true, Mennonites are basically just normal conservative Christians who dress a little funny.

>'technology is bad'
>working to create more efficient solutions is a disctraction

wew lad

They are really cool! They do not polute as much as we do. They do not consume as much as we do.
They still manage to live a happy fulfilled life

I heard they are puppy millers, too. :^(

Amish = God Tier.

I don't know what the fuck everyone in this thread are bitching about. The Amish near me are cool as fuck and I've never heard any of the locals complain about them. I've only heard praise and my personal interactions with them have all been fine. Maybe Tennessee Amish are better.

Motherfuckers never watched kingpin

I've lived near a major Amish community most of my life. There's a wide range of personality types with them, just like there is us. Some are horrible people that steal, lie, etc. Some are very good and uphold the Amish ways of life completely. Not all of them decide to do Rumspringa, probably less than half. They are hard workers. The rule is that they can use technology for work, but not at home.

>no terrorists attacks ever levied against the Amish
They are redpilled, and everyone respects them.

OP is wrong and so is your understanding of the Amish.

They are ok with generating electricity locally. You can be an amish inventor.

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I agree with the other response. I live in NE Ohio, I'm literally surrounded by Amish and am regularly I'm contact with them. They're cheats and schysters and will take any opportinity to scam the "English" (their name for non-Amish). Also, all but the most conservative communities are monstrous hypocrites. They employ fossil fuel machinery to farm, drive around in tractors and golf carts, use phones and electricity at their jobs and businesses, take advantage of modern plumbing, etc. Not to mention they are massive nuisances on public roads. One last thing, despite their 8th grade educations and generally idiot-level intelligences they will openly opine about US politics and make statements about what they consider to be good public policy. In short, fuck those pieces of shit.

However, they do cook well and they're pretty skilled tradesmen, especially in carpentry. But also fuck them.

Don't, most Amish females are vile.

Well we all know that modern western culture and most others for that matter, are inherently selfish, narcissistic, and border line psychopathic. But that isnt because of technology.

Its because the people developing and researching tech are only doing it it for their own selfish gain.
To make themselves rich.

If we were developing tech that was in line with both the interests of humanity and the world as a whole, people wouldnt feel so disconnected from nature, and wouldn't be forced into narcissistic lifestyles in the pursuit of fleeting happiness.

I work in downtown chicago near the amtrak station and see Amish every day. They sell baked goods in the station which are obviously factory-made.

They also LOVE fast food and McD's and flock to it in crowds.

They do seem simple, quiet, clean, and polite. They have very large families of healthy white children. The girls are adorable too in their bonnets looking like Sup Forums-tier trad waifu material.

fpbp
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Those are probably Mennonites

>They employ fossil fuel machinery to farm, drive around in tractors and golf carts, use phones and electricity at their jobs and businesses, take advantage of modern plumbing, etc.

Don't forgot that their bikes don't have pedals because "that's work," I think.

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Somebody familiar with Comey s thought process

You might be right about all of that friend, but the problem is that without a growing industrialized global economy, we will never develop the advanced technologies required to prevent asteroids and other catastrophes from eventually destroying the earth. We have no choice but to try and colonize space if we are to survive.

Hasidic goyim

whomst'd'dve disagreement with that?
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Sounds like white Sharia to me

>methinks
>Dx
you have to go back

alliance ohio here. where you at my bro? corn niggers represent.

They dont allow shamanistic hallucinogenic rituals. If they would allow that and the cultivation of marijuana im cool with everything else completely.

they're turning into a kind of gypsy-like people. except they farm... I guess?

#notallamish

Except if we weren't progressing technology we'd end up like the indians when China or some other shitskin starts invading us. They're not redpilled.

For once, OP is not a faggot

Well, it's not like we're going to get any first hand accounts from the Amish on the fucking internet, you faggot clown.

Fucking FAKE NEWS!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE... You're treating me unfair.

NE Ohio here as well, can confirm. The amish chicks who get out are wild though.

the amish engage in labor intensive farm work. They need their children to stick around and work. If they have bikes with pedals (and learn how to use them) , their children might run away. I figure.

fucking idiots, it's not even hard to make your own ice cream. it'll never turn out looking like a piece of horse shit in a cone.

Lancaster fag here.
Mennonite 3rd generation
ask me anything

Fuck you low life.

yeah but
>no funs

They're completely fucked without the rest of us surrounding them in a safety net. An Amish community would get annexed in a heartbeat without a thick border region of hicks surrounding their position

They send most of their young boys to work construction under the table. as well as making doors and other bullshit. But their taxes are different from my kind of goyim.
t. Lancaster Fag

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Fellow Lancaster fag here, how can I join?

>not including based msg chips on this list

also, the town next to where these are made is called Coon Hunter.

Oh no, I think I remember now...
Pedals are a mechanical advantage, like a fulcrum is, which is inline with their beliefs about electricity, cars, etc...
But we've established that they are massive hypocrites already.

not true many people look at them like Jews. you would not believe in the amount of goddam money they have. they are a religious minority. With their tax laws they can really bend the laws they profit differently then like you goyim.
t. Lancaster Fag

>according to the locals that live near the amish, they are lying scoundrels who break any deal they make

I live near the Amish, and while I don't mind them, they're not as innocent as people think they are.

Berks > Lancaster
Bible Fellowship Church here, my ancestors literally founded my denomination

Amish are ok

full retard

>Confusing Amish and Mennonite

Really?

Mennonite's are allowed to own vehicles and use technology, but they still follow very strict belief system.

Amish get nothing, though they'll use powerunits towed by horses to power balers and the like for their farm equipment.

You can't. And you don't want to.
They are hard working but have a white sneaker cult attitude, if you know what I mean.
As far as a place for individuals like myself, I enjoy and wallow in the religious and cultural diaspora of my people. Esp. in 2017

They have good food too. Old seed lines and home grown food with no growth hormones and shit that makes you fat and triggers puberty in 7 year olds.

missed 2 points
>pacifists
>when the collapse comes a truckload of niggers with AK47s will turn up kill all the men and do interracial rape at their leisure.

No it's because those step bikes can be repaired in the community while bikes with chains and pedals have to rely on people from outside the community to be fixed. That's the basis of almost every Amish "anti-technology" sentiment

>A little farm, a little land, and a bitchin' internet connection.
lmao good fucking luck with that

Tell me about the menonites, why they wear the overalls?
This fuckers live an hour away from my house.

Gears are bad but wheels are OK? Do they ban ramps and stairs too?

Because they live and work on farms?

I don't stick up for amish in any way., They lost pow - wow magick

The community will come together and make a barn-sized shit posting that will fill you with the fear of God.

Everyone? when i was a kid i used to wear them, not anymore they make me look like an autist, no offense.
I lived on a farm too.

Those art real Mennonites you literally twat
Black bumpers all black cars, i don't care what you're google search says

There are many communities like this, the Amish aren't the best choice among them.

If you're really interested, research christian intentional communities. I lived in one for several years - it was amazing. All the teens were virgins until marriage, so much love and fellowship. I highly recommend it for anyone who is even remotely religious or open to spiritual development.

Now if only they'd let me grow a mustache.

Hey asshole, they live in a Town called Chipilo here in the state of Puebla. google it yourself faggot.

Ionno, mang. We have Mennonites (or some shit) around where I live and they are probably the most armed group of people in within 100miles (aside from the government). It's all hunting equipment, but its still... And pacifism usually disappears when you see your sister getting raped by a pack of niggers out in the potato field.

Just go for Christian girls then you can use tech and get all the other stuff you mentioned as positives

youtube.com/watch?v=kPnmVWdAXkA

gas the fucking Amish! They run puppy mills as a main source of their income. Christian subhuman trash and need to be disposed of!

the reality is that they will survive us

spill your secrets burger

I'm very interested in this, but what's the down-side of it?

I mean, not the "amish mafia" or whatever, but what's keeping people from doing this (forget all the modern shit).

What's bad about it?

> I bet that if I steal from them they will punish me

enough of them do to make it the standard wear, plus it encourages you to work on the farm

Why do you care so much about dog breeding, it's not like they¡re selling to the fucking chinks.

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