I don't want to die

Okay guys! i'm scared af

my family are planning a trip to france this summer for our family vacations.

I tried to convince them to go to murika or Japan (cuz i'm a weeb) instead France, but we already traveled to Chicago the past year, and travel to Japan it's too dificult (and expensive) at they point of view.

Then i tried to explain them the situation about the refugees, the muslims, shit and how we gonna die blowed by a towell head but they don't take me seriously.
(Of course they know about all the shit what happen in Eurabia, but they thinks thats not the great thing)

They gonna buy the tickets in June, and we gonna go at August.... I'm fucking scared

I'm gonna take my precautions in order to protect my life, i'm gonna put bacon in my pockets and i'm gonna put the page of a porn magazine at my chest (sand niggers probably wouldn't gonna want to touch dat impure thing) but i believe this isn't sufcent.

What other kind of stuff will protect me from muslims in my desventure for Eurabia?

please help, pol

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>Mexican
>Able to afford plane tickets to France

Nice slide thread.

Try to call ahead and see if women's shelters will let you hide out in some of their safe spaces in case anything happens. I hear they have soothing teas, calming music, plush pillows, etc., I think you'd like it.

lol just try to avoid the people crowds, that's their target. And always be alert.

Find some way to end up in prison. You won't be going to France then.
..Wait

good idea....

refuse to go.
Simply state time and again your warnings, fear of safety and that muslims are subhuman shits. A flat out refusal to go will force them to think more than repeated words.

put a burrito in your butt, then kill yourself you spic subhuman.

>i'm gonna put bacon in my pockets and i'm gonna put the page of a porn magazine at my chest
this will surely save you from a bombing or truck attack

Your family gun be like a pinata going off

>Traveled to Chicago for vacation
>not going to yellowstone/new york/california
WHY??????

>be me
>live in buenos aires
>buenos aires is in south america
>south america is anarchical

>arrive on paris on train from italy
>on train black guy starts doing problems after he entered with like 300 kilos of baggage and nearly start fighting with other passanger
>fuck my shit up
>dude moved to other place
>arrive at paris
>enter subway
>only white guy in the place

>what the fuck is going here did this train was going to mogadishu and we crossed the mediterranean during the night?
>arrive to gare du nord
>looks like europe
>people look like turkey
>people pissing on street
>people jumping on the subway payment place to not pay
>lots of people living on the street
>literally almost non white people in that side of the river in paris
>everything ridiculously costly like an hamburger at mcdonalds that was 3 euros in italy it was 14 in france and im not exagerating

>overall it was a good place to visit , the eiffel tower is terrible due to the waiting time but the museums and the city is great

>however it was then that i understand that the future of the west is paris and paris is about to stop being a western country
>paris is the future of the west and the west is fucked
nothing will happen to you mexibro but learn from the experience and redpill people at home because in latin america we are part of the west and just because we have other problems right now doent mean we cant end like france.

Fuck off Pablo, we're full.

MFW I see people in 2017 still wanting to go to Paris on holidays..

Ask it to my parents.

personally i wanted to go to Miami, Orlando or another place close to Disneyland.

Also, dat balcony at Willis tower is spectacular

Dude chill the fuck out. Pretend you're visiting Morocco.

> See the sites
> Try not to get robbed

I mean, they might explode you, but they won't feed you your own testicles first.

Deal with your cartel issue plez.

Argentinabro knows what's up.

i know...

>in latin america we are part of the west and just because we have other problems right now doent mean we cant end like france.

this last words would be at my nightmeres this night

its impossible to be this retarded

Are you going to Paris? If no then you should be fine.

Die!

But if i die, i'm not be able to pay your wall, men!

>The Mexican is scared to go to France

Well doesn't that just say it all

Wait, sorry, did you just say that as Latin Americans you are part of the West?

Because I'm too drunk for that shit and I can't stop laughing.

Tell me another joke, taco-nigger.

Why France instead of Spain?

Dont be a fucking pussy and miss out on life experiences because death anxiety. YOU WILL DIE, don't worry about that. If you change your lifestyle out of terrorist fear the terrorists win.

Me and my girlfriend were planning on going on a romantic Europe trip this summer but due to the refugee crisis, we decided to go to Hawaii instead because it didn't seem safe. When Poland feels ten times safer than Germany, something is wrong.

American living in south France. Don't believe anything on Sup Forums about other countries ever.

Yeah france has some African and Muslim immigrants but it's still like 1000X whiter than American.

what about all the north korea shennanigans????

>we gonna go at August
hahaha, your dumbass parents don't know that's literally the worst month to go to France? All the stores and restaurants are going to be closed.

It is like not the best part of the West (its like Mediterraniany) but I have always felt pretty comfortable in Mexico. I mean... I understand it and the people, they're not like space aliens like muslims.

Anyway just one Gringordo's experience in going to Mexico a couple of times. Better than many parts of America.

Weirdly (or not) much better than California.

Compare the chance of violent death in your shithole and then look at the statistics for France.

Don't be such a fucking pussy. I hate to sound like a librul but you're letting the terrorists win by being such a faggot candy ass mariposa.

I lived in Paris for the past 5 years and not once did I ever have an issue with crime, muslims, or terrorism. Literally the worst thing you have to fear is pick pocketing by gypsies. If they approach you just tell them to fuck off and they will fuck off. Man the fuck up, Juanito.

We are all european colonies , speak spanish which comes from latin just like english , we have adopted western types of governments.

Make no mistake there is differences in the west mainly beetween the anglosaxon economic model and the keynesian continental european model.
Latin america sadly follows the second , which is retarded when you dont have the infrastructure.
But we are part of the west and you can laugh all you like , but brasil and mexico have a stronger economy than russia and literally every south american countries have a higher income per capita than china and most of us have a great hdi.

We are just away from trade routes due to the fucking panama canal and the darien gap.
But before the panama canal was built there was a new silkroad starting beetween new york to san francisco spawning all over south america making all the americas thrive.
After the canal was built we ended up on a fucking corner of the world without trade and infrastructure and lost 70 years until we could built our own trade routes.

I don't know, men

I'm not even sure if this is bait or not but youre a fucking mexican talking about france???

I visit france every month because my gf lives there and havent really had an issue besides pick pocketing, got my wallet stolen a year ago in the metro. Just stay out of shitty areas of which there arent that many you fucking pussy.

Yeah but the non-white population in America are mostly latinos so its not like OP is going to fear them.

Dont be scared , whats happening in france is not worse than mexico or venezuela.
France is in a great position but is suffering from an insiduous cultural death and a slow lebanization , nothing will happen to you , if you are living in mexico going to france is going to be like going to paradise.
None the less the cultural degeneration of france can be felt in the street of paris , is like viewing a civilization dying in slow motion , its like the fall of rome through modern eyes but your life will not be in any danger.

They are wanting to go to france in 2017, OF COURSE THEY ARE DUMBASS!

Paris is still white and safe heaven compared to anything in the americas

Mexico is polite to your face because they want your money. Commiefornia couldn't give two shits about your minuscule tourist dollars.

But Mexishit is still North America. Go South and enjoy getting kidnapped and locked in a coffin for days while desperate favela dwellers try to ransom you off.

Dude, you have more to worry from Roma kids trying to steal your wallet than sand niggers trying to blow up your Mom.

>t. cartel warzone

You're cute, user. Argentina is totes white. I believe in you!

Now go shank a nigga for some bread and get back to picking coca leaves for the Bush family.

depends where you are staying, If you stay in Paris yeah you're gonna die.

>Thinks our huge as fuck country is all cartel controlled.

Fucking faggot. You repulse me.

>Mexican
>Afraid of France
If anything, all the brown people murdering left and right should make you feel at home.

Western and white are different things and not the same thing , israel may not be white but is a western country due to cultural infuelnces even if they dont speak a latin language.

Latin america is in fact close to the west than the US for many reasons , but the us is part of the Western cultural development that started with the protestant reform and is more anti government(which is a great thing).

Also argentina is more white than the us and it is irrelevant after all because the us was , is and hopefully will remain being the strongest country on earth , if the us falls the west will fall and the psycho chinks will enslave us all.

Why?

>Wait, sorry, did you just say that as Latin Americans you are part of the West?
Definitely, and in many fields their input is much more important than yours, eg. Marques or Borges are worth more than all Murican and Canadian literature combined. Argantina invented tango, while your country invented twerking etc. etc.

This will be a good opportunity to redpill your parents. If I were you, I'd trick them into visiting one of the no-go zones.

>actually thinks he's going to get killed by mudshits
Western europe is still far safer than the shithole you're living in. No need to worry

This.

I didn't think that chink it was OP, I am just from the same country, I am not living in a shithole, Mexico is a huge country, if Europe can have shitholes and paradises so can we (although the former outnumber the latter in our case).

Because you're a pansy weab who is actually scared of a statistically near 0 chance of terrorism despite living in a crime ridden narcostate. You must be 16.

mexishart: im going to get killed in france
Finnman: BWOAHHH

>Wait, sorry, did you just say that as Latin Americans you are part of the West?
Definitely, and in many fields their input is much more important than yours, eg. Marquez or Borges are worth more than all Murican and Canadian literature combined. Argantina invented tango, while your country invented twerking etc. etc.

I wouldn't go to France
>France
Cause France is no longer France
>FRANCE
>IS
>NO LONGER
>FRANCE

Dear fucking weeb,
no worries there will be no france in summer

GERMANY WILL TAKE OVER EUROPE ONCE AGAIN

OH AND BTW YOU CAN BE SAFE FROM MUSLIMS IF YOU JUST TAKE A CHAIN OF PULLED PORK AND WHIP THEIRE BLACK ASSES

What did Marquez do besides write magic/fantasy books set in the real world? That was his innovation.

jesus dude if you made it through chicago you can make it through somalia or syria. youll be fine, just stay out of the muslim areas and dont go to any prominent tourist spots and you wont get killed in france.

basically stay at your hotel or go to random farms and sample their cheese and wine

>but we already traveled to Chicago the past year, and travel to Japan it's too dificult (and expensive) at they point of view.
How the fuck do you as a spic afford that? i cannot even afford to go to Paris on the cheapest flight as that would literally drain my bank account and i am from a metropolitican area.
>They gonna buy the tickets in June, and we gonna go at August.... I'm fucking scared
Don't go then but even then why go in August when the rolling stones are coming around in October? i would disown my family for that bullshit.
>What other kind of stuff will protect me from muslims in my desventure for Eurabia?
Scream fire in a crowded Mosque.

hes probably the son of a druglord

Get outside and start dodging VW Jettas.
If you can dodge a Jetta, you can dodge a truck.

Now fuck off and practice, underageb&.

Sage

It's an obvious bait, Mexico has like 20 times higher murder rate than France, even with all those immigrants.
Great art is rather about refing old forms/redefing, not about total innovations. Marcel Duchamp was "innovative" when he send pic related to an exhibition in 1917. No, thank you.

>send
sent
>redefing
redefining

The only place you'd be less safe than in Mexico is certainly Syria or Irak
Everywhere in the World you have less chance of getting violently killed than in Mexico
Nice troll thread BTW

You're retarted. You think terror attack are happening every 5 minutes? Too many attacks happened recently but France is still generally safe. Btw Going to a city during summer is dumb as fuck.
France have loads of nice places and you should avoid tourist traps like Paris.

Shit I realised that it was b8

It's even funnier:
>murder rate
>Iraq - 8.0
>Mexico - 15.7

Nah, i'm son of an Architect (a good one)

You make several fair points here, thank you for responding.

I think what stuck me most, and rang most true about you comment was the facade put on for me as a tourist. That is totally true.

I did have the opportunity to spend time with the family of a friend, which showed me a lot about what it meant to be poor in Mexico. Maybe that's what gave me some some 'fake' feelings (they also wanted money from me), but I'm just one idiot, and really very naive in may ways.

I won't be going to South America though, that's obviously retarded, lol.

As far as Commifornia, I know they don't care about my money, they all seemed like degenerate shits.

Again, just one dumb Oregonian's opinion, so I was already super pre-disposed to hate California.

you're done.
no hope for you

go to poland or n europe.

Double/triple your parent insurance.

>we already traveled to Chicago
Who in the fuck would ever want to go to Chicago?

If not bait.
Dont be scared. It will be a nice trip.
Just be careful and mind your surroundings, but youre mexican so you know the drill.
Dont fall for scams, gypsies and nigger hustlers.

>Mexican is more scared of going to Europe than staying in Mexico

What the fuck has this world become? Europe is so fucked

Its just a meme senpai almost all of Africa and every middle eastern country is statistically safer than mexico.

Just go to Africa. Same shit. Probably have more fun on the safari anyhow.

Hopefully Spain is safe too. I'm headed to Madrid today. They best not blow up my train.

>only white guy in the place
Obvious troll is obvious

youtube.com/watch?v=vFhOl1IsaU4

How there are all these other posts after this one amazes me.

>being this paranoid
odds are higher that the cartels take you and rip of your face where you're at right now

we've been free of muslism terrorism since 2003, you should be fine.

dude. Japan is WAY cheaper than anywhere in western europe. i dont know why people think its expensive.

>people jumping on the subway payment place to not pay

I think this is just a Paris thing. One time when I was there, I was about to insert my ticket to get through the turnstile, and an elderly French woman held it open after she went through and said

>non, in Paris, we do not pay

Go to Italy instead

>First Chicago
>Now France

Your parents have a death wish. Steer clear.

Mexico is far more dangerous then France.Chicago is far more dangerous then France.Social services should take you away from your family since they keep taking you in dangerous places.

HAHHAHAAH what a fucking coward.. just been to Paris everything is fine and like 1000 times better than Mexico kill yourself sombrerofag

the only real way to protect yourself is to grow a beard and wear a islamic dress and cap. they will leave you alone in the event of an armed shooting. if its a bomb then thats more tricky. if its a car riding people over then just hope they see you first.

>paris
>not many shitty areas

about half is just niggers and sandniggers and fucking horrible (yellow/orange in pic)

not that you have any business there, but still

Seriously stay away from Japan. Fuck this country.

that map is pure bullshit

Man up faggot, I go to France with my family every year.

Japan's heat/humidity is pretty bad in the summer, depending on what you're used to. Late fall through spring is better.

They're going to get redpilled.