Out of Africa BTFO

Sage if this has already been covered but "Out of Africa" BTFO:
telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_fb

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebra_sky_disk
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Hello, hold up.

*sips green tea*

Are you saying

*gets a carwash*

Are you saying that we

*obey police orders*

Are you saying that we were kings?

>white people make blacks slave
>white people steal black culture
>white people are racist against blacks
>white people keep the blacks down
>white people make blacks poor
>now white people make up lies and say they are the first human beings

Wtf. Seriously, wtf. So fucking sick of this anti-black world. The media, government, scientists and the people are against us.

While Blackey wuz livin in da cavezzz and sheeeit

Just because we evolved in Europe doesn't mean whatever we evolved from evolved there.

Blacks invented slavery
>checks flag
A fucking emu. Day of the kfc maga bucket when?

oy vey whitey wants to rewrite history again
you god damn crakkkas

First known thing that's homo genus instead of a chimp lived in Europe but migration of h.sapiens out of Africa is still true.

Europe makes more sense because Africans can't even build decent homes for crying out loud.

B-but we wuz kangz and...

HOLY GOD

WE

WUZ

NIGGERS

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SHIIIIEEEEET

retards people are just going to use this as an excuse to let all shitskins come to Europe.

>But we're all European

We Greeks invented humanity too, after all.
Well, that figures... It could only have been us.
We invented democracy, we invented the renaissance, we invented Christianity, we invented philosophy, politics, science, the Olympics, Europe, mythology, humor, drama, music, pizza, Spartans, olive oil, tzatziki, denbts... now it turns out we invented humanity too!
I only have one thing to say: GET THE FUCK OFF OUR PLANET, YOU FILTHY MONGRELS.

Pay debnts Satan

WE WUZ ARISTOTELES AND SHEEEEIT!

Also: You didn´t "invent" the renaissance. It was gb, france, germany and italy (most of all italy), who created the renaissance.

No, it was fleeing scholars from Byzantium that brought you barbarians out of the dark age.

While yes, Italy created the renaissance, it was indirectly caused by Greeks because they Byzantines fled from Constantinople and Achaea to Italy to escape the Ottomans and then proceeded to share the Byzantine knowledge with the Italians.

This.
Fucking bury this now or you will regret it.

How are all those contributions working out for you nowadays?

Bro that is WHACK! Shout out to my people of color, REPRRSENT!

Found in northern germany:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebra_sky_disk

> "The Nebra sky disk features the oldest concrete depiction of the cosmos worldwide." (nearly 4000 years old).

Yeah, you totally brought us out of the dark age, totally. Beacause we were cave dwellers and sheeeeeit before you came ...

>renaissance
Kys
>democracy
Even Plato was against it

Kys

WE

Yet now its a debt ridden shithole. We can only concludethat the inferior race that occupies greece now are different than the race during the golden ages. Just like egypt, now overrun by muslims and arabs.
GIVE IT BACK

Blacks have been enslaving each other and other races since humans knew how to wipe their asses

Is that how you're saying thank you.
Don't worry though, we're going to shape the future just as we had shaped the past.
I mean it was always going on that way if you think about it...
See, we Greeks didn't like the dinosaurs, so we invented humanity. And what did you do with it? You became primitive cavemen.
Then we Greeks didn't like you barbarians, so we invented civilization. And what did you do with it? You became decadent Romans.
And then we Greeks didn't like you degenerates, so we invented Christianity. And what did you do with it? You brought the Dark Ages.
So we Greeks didn't like you being backwards idiots, so we invented the Renaissance! And what did you do with it? You became libershits.
Now we Greeks don't you like you being faggots.... the story continues. You'll see. We're going to change you for your own good.

1. there's no proof this thing is an ancestor of ours, evolution is a tree, many extinct hominids existed that were just dead ends

2. genetic analysis proves Out of Africa theory, all homo sapiens sapiens alive today are descendant from the same common stock

3. if this actually is an ancestor of ours it must have migrated into Africa at a later point in time, probably as a result of climate change, then returned to Europe millions of years later again

Go back to your spaceship, alien.
Your kind doesn't belong to my planet.

Even pizza is a Greek invention, how do you feel about that, macaroni?

checked and keked

>everyone starts black
>black skin protects against sun
>migrate north and black skin fades with no obvious benefit for survival

how does this make sense? isn't it more likely that we started with Nordic features then traveled south and developed protection against the harsh sun?

>4. a fucking leaf

you guys literally are not funny.

....so

also claiming that europe is the cradle of humanity stands on the same ground that claiming africa is the cradle of civilisation, stood.

all subject to change

Please take the "culture" back.

HOLY FUCK IT'S ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN

Blacks have a problem with vitamin D deficiency so there is survival benefit to fading skin.
Plus there's sexual selection (paler skin is prettier and more fuckable) which can work even against survival selection.

>We invented democracy
only males and landlords though

And isn't that right?

you think that's an argument?

Gibbons more evolved than blacks, kek

yes it is but it's not our democracy

You're probably an antifa trying to make Sup Forums look stupid.

>Come home, black man.

Whose to say this is accurate either at this point if the "out of Africa" theory was wrong?
They could always find an even older jawbone in Asia or Australia or some shit

>we invented Christianity
That's a Jewish creation not a Greek one

N O P E
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this is the latest marxist jew shill: they're saying WHITES developed first, and that AFRICANS ARE MORE EVOLVED
this is all they are saying, it's pure BULLSHIT, pure ENGINEERED FAGGOTRY, COMPLETE POLITICAL FUCKSHITNIGGERFAGGOTRY
Blacks are less evolved - if evolved means culled by environmental pressures
they just persisted