>Go back in time to 1936, Germany >Decide to help Hitler win the war with my knowledge >Realize I dont speak German >Shit.com >Walk up to a police officer to see if I can find an english speaker
This is where I fucked up lads
>He is baffled by my appearance and my american accent >He calls his other police partners to him and they arrest me >Live the next 4 years in an asylum >basically become fluent in German at this point >All the gaurds and doctors think Im insane >they wont let me see Hitler >Suddenly Asylum gets bombed >Get moved to Concentration camp >Live next 4 years in the camp >guards think Im a spy
>suddenly Americans bomb the gridlock >FUCK.COM.COM >Starving to death >Gaurds are also starving to death >One of them offers me bread, but I decline and tell him he needs it more than me >Finally, I thank the gaurds for their duty >Go back to the future
their were honestly barely any jews in my camp. and ones that were there were just russians
Carson Stewart
>not showing your phone or bringing a history book even if you couldnt speak german
Samuel Gutierrez
>thinking you can bring items with you back in time
Easton Thompson
>he was baffled by my appearance
Unless you look like you have downzy...im asuming you mean cloths. So if your cloths can go why not phone? Or a book?
Joseph Anderson
He is obviously talking about his obesity
Wyatt Cox
400 lb people wasn't such a common thing is the past.
Easton Baker
I was wearing some very wet and raggety clothes I found in a storm drain
Daniel Cook
This time travel story is boring enough to be real.
A+ for effort, my friend.
Samuel Bennett
Alright tell me I'm not the only one that fantasizes about this. Though I Imagine me taking an Ipad with all of Wikipedia downloaded onto it and presenting it to Hitler. The thing is though this would be such a huge divergence from our timeline that I have no clue WTF would happen next.
Jayden Johnson
>wet and raggedy cloths...
That was enough to >baffle The police in war torn Germany?
Pic VERY related
David Hughes
Hairstyle maybe?
Logan Ramirez
Or it's just modern clothes but wet and raggedy
Asher Morgan
He alredy said nothing could time travel with him no phone no book so he said he found cloths in a storm drain
Jack Walker
Why didn't you ask to contact the American Embassy and get your shit straightened out there? Can you make another trip? I assume you would not have lost your fluency and so could now communicate fluently
This is a conundrum. >arrive in pre-war germany >can't speak the language >no identification papers >likely unable to contact an english speaking embassy >also naked If you could pick up enough of the language to get by and spoof papers to get into the military, then there's your potential "in" to make a strategic difference.
Luis Sullivan
quality thread.
Ryan Green
quality contribution
Colton Perry
Not Tattooing the message on your body for hitler to read. damn goys it's like you're not thinking like 4D chessmen or something. sheesh. BAKA.
Luke Nelson
Technically the ink would be a foreign substance in your body. Would any objects stuck up your ass travel with you?
Jayden Anderson
you never could've won against the anglo
Asher Kelly
in theory, yes. that's how "terminator" works. "METAL endoskeleton, SURROUNDED by LIVING tissue." next question?
Jacob Ortiz
Well, you fucked up. Tell me how you went back in time or move me there because i want to try it too.
Blake Lopez
Don't you get it? We've all tried and failed (will try and fail) and this timeline is the result. None of us will be/were able to save the Reich.
Samuel Fisher
how would you come back to the future if you couldnt take the time machine with you?
Justin Stewart
>1936 Germany >American >arrested Lame ass story time with inaccurate details. The olympics were in 1936 in Germany and Americans were getting handshakes by Hitler himself.
Daniel Mitchell
Well there you go. Get a very small smartphone, one of those micro ones from india. Load it with documents. Stick up ass. Maybe a little solar charger too. Present to nearest local government center posing as a defector.
Christopher Thomas
maybe he was "caught" and "pulled out" in certain time from someone from future?
Adam Morris
sounds like a "shitty" plan. LOL. But I think you might be heading in the right direction.
Andrew Roberts
LITERALLY PLAYED. LITERALLY ONLY 1 OUTCOME. LITERALLY OUTCOME KNOWN IN ADVANCE. LITERALLY PKD IS JUST AN LSD-TARD. LITERALLY MAN IN HIGH TOWER IS LSD BULLSHIT. HITLER WAS LITERALLY AN AGENT FOR THE OLIGARCHY. ROMMEL LITERALLY WANTED HIM DEAD FOR THIS REASON. LITERALLY STUPIDEST "MISTAKES" IN ALL WARFARE. LITERALLY HAD JUST BEEN DONE BY NAPOLEON. LITERALLY TOTALLY FAKE HISTORY. LITERALLY RETARDS STILL DON'T GET IT. LITERALLY.
Ayden Ward
>when you time travel but forget your meds
Aiden Hughes
and then OP woke up with a dick in his mouth sucking out of the semen of his friends dick
Carter Perez
yeah, bullshit, like in 1936 Germans were not able to realize someone is an English speaker. What knowledge exactly did you bring back by the way? If you had this detailed knowledge but did not know German you deserved to starve fucking faggot
Adam Martin
You could bring back documents related to british air defense, russian tanks, battle overviews and present them as predictive war games, with you posing as a defector.
Jordan Sanders
So what is a basic set of knowledge you'd have to take on a trip back in time? Apart from Deutschkenntnisse?
Brayden Gomez
Time Travel doesn't work like that.
You can't "Come back" to the same Timeline you are from if you change anything. If you change anything, you create a new Timeline that you would go back to, rather then the original Timeline you are from.
Yeah OP didn't you watch this season of "the flash" on CW? gawd. BAKA. TROLLOLOL.
Leo Richardson
Yeah no; you can just be logicially consistent with dragonball style timetravel in that timetravel is a trip to another timeline and going back is going back to your own
Camden Edwards
not usually one to quote but "how you gunna fix time if you standing in it dummy? y'all just negligent."
Ethan Price
Hitler learns nukes are real, devotes 100% of German GDP to them, loses to Russia before finishing the project.
Ryder Smith
if this is true,then your autistic not learning german before,or atleast living in germany before to learn german fluently is where you fucked up,then wearing that fucking regular american shit probably fucked you
