Story time Anons

Story time Anons.
>Be me (do people still start with "be me" anymore)
>Be at uni last week
>Overhear rumor from random Stacy literally yelling about something
>Apparently someone brought gummy bears laced with weed to campus
>Tons of people bought some
>Some girl ate one not realizing it was drugged
>It was mixed with LSD or some shit
>Girl has a seizure and ambulance comes, police show
>Three people arrested
>Typical druggies.jpg
Pause for a second
>There's this girl, let's call her Lacy
>White girl who acts black, dresses black, only dates black guys, etc
>She was dating one of the guys that got arrested
>Doesn't show up to class for like three days
>Word gets around she killed herself
Did she deserve it for dating a black guy who was dealing drugs?

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burn the coal, pay the toll

>Did she deserve it for dating a black guy who was dealing drugs?
Don't ask stupid fucking questions, user.

He has spoken. I will not question Him.

FPBP

yes, she won't be missed.

Nothing of value lost

fpbp

God I miss these greentexts...
All we get now is
>BLUMPF THIS
>GRLUMPH THAT
>N E 1 ELSE REGRET VOATING FOR GRUMFT?

I yearn for the old shit Sup Forums. Still shitty, just a different sort of shitty...

I've got more to tell about my uni, if you want. Shit happens here all the time and never gets talked about.

i'm listening

yes post more

>Flash forward to today
>Hang out around campus because next class starts soon
>Observing group of niggeresses from nearby (they don't go to the college)
>One stands up suddenly and hits the other one
>Suddenly it's three on one, two jump on the other one
>Stand there and watch because it isn't my problem
>Other students around, someone calls police
>All four taken away in squad cars, girl that got jumped on looked bad
>Cop comes over to me
>I had just been enjoying a little bit of sunshine from around 30 feet away (10 meters)
>"Did you see what happened over there?"
>"Y-yeah, why?"
>"Why didn't you do anything about it?"
>"I didn't want to get involved in their problems, officer"
>Looks at me like I am the scum of the earth
>"When someone's life is in danger, it's always your problem"
>say nothing
>Thinking: "What if it's just niggers fighting amongst each other and killing each other because it's in their nature"

See above.

you did the right thing user, not worth getting killed over a blacky

sigh i went to a high school where this would happen at least twice a week. Niggers will fight over the most petty shit i swear.

Of course the ((((female)))) officer has to try to make me feel like shit for letting them kill each other

police officers in australia actually tell you to be careful if you are going to intervene in a fight because it tends to lead to you getting your shit kicked in

smart not getting involved. Also, fuck that cunt, you have no authority if everyone knows you got your job because of your genitals.
Nice thread user, I'm looking forward to the next story, sick of all the stupid shills and reddit around here.

You guys haven't legalized gay marriage yet either. Is being an Aussie the ultimate redpill? Should I finish uni and move there?

Must've been school security

Its getting worse here, i know two trannies my age. but i feel like we are way better off than most western countries. Im in queensland at the moment and i haven't seen a non australian the whole time. also i dont know about moving here, the economy looks like it could crash at any moment

I'm calling bullshit. You can't OD on weed or LSD.

And yes,
>be me
Is the proper way to start a green text story.

It was, but they act like they're cops and technically they can pepper spray you. I have no respect for a female cop, or security officer, to tell you the truth. Women are too emotional to be trusted with those types of jobs.

It wasn't an OD. She had a seizure or something, someone said she started crying uncontrollably in class. Another theory was synthetic LSD.

>Can't od on LSD

Are you fucking retarded?

the toll is always paid in full

I want weed gummies.

...

when you buy LSD its highly likely you'll get some untested research chemical which can fuck you up.

It sounds crazy but it's true. You can trip balls so hard you think you can fly and jump off a building and die, but the LSD itself won't kill you.
erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_death.shtml

There you go, now shoo druggie.

You should've told that faggot minority officer to go fuck himself.

How about you just take a few dindu poz loads up ur ass and kys ?

I didn't really feel like getting pepper sprayed, I had class in like 10 minutes and it takes forever to get the smell out of clothes. Otherwise I might have.

Who cares? You're alive, you got the amusement of seeing idiot college kids getting what they deserved, and you got the amusement of someone killing themselves all at once... sounds like a good day.

OP is autist. A combination of weed and acid won't cause a seizure. The lsd by itself will if it's rc. What is chem major.

>Y-yeah

You flinched.

I'm an autist, I stutter. Just like said. It's a nervous tick.