Balkan Slavs

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The eternal Turk.

Turks are based

The Jews in Vienna. I literally mean the Jews in Vienna. They owned all the big newspapers from 1770s to 1920s. The supported Turks vs Russia and were against the Yugoslav monarchy/federation.

Proud Macedonian American here. How goes the homeland? Anyone awake from there?

Didn't know your kind even existed. I saw a thread a while ago about FYROM with a proud Kang standing up for "Daddy Alexandros" but sincerely doubt he'll see this.

>Reminder
> t. Abdul Al Goatfucker

I've never quite understood what's the common objective or agenda for those countries around there. Used to get frustrated at school when the borders and names kept changing... Also those people from albania and kosovo who had migrated here in finland... They seem to be proud... but about what? Often they're bit simple, but they make decent pizza at some locations... The women are nice, they usually have healthy values and they are not violent or loud.

In general, I'd hope those countries all the best, but I'm bit sceptical cos the ottomans managed to deliver and implement that i***m...

too many turkish rape babies with an identity crisis

Melania is sexy. Thanks for giving us the current FLOTUS

They have little in common with eastern and western Slavs.

Are Macedonians just Serbs LARPing as Greeks?

I see it as people of mixed Serbian and Bulgarian ancestry who live primarily in the far north of Greece. The borders of FYROM are a bit funky but self-determination is nice.

Cannot stress this enough, E V E R Y T H I N G

nothing's wrong, pls visit us we promise we won't rob you, rape you or take your organs away :)

Wow, that's interesting. I didn't know that.

lmao! Was Pan-Slavism / Yugoslavia a mistake?

lel. No wonder Hitler considered you guys subhumans.

Macedonia is bulgarian with 25 percent of the country being albanians who want to join albania.
The serbs tricked macedonians into thinking they are not bulgarians so they could rule them.
Bosnia is half serbia/half croatia,bosnian identity is being funded by saudi arabia and other muslim fuckers.
Montenegro is serbian,moldova is romanian,its part of Eu vs Russia conflict.

Macedonia literally means mixed as in mixed between Serbian and Bulgarian ethnicity. Nobody is tricking anyone except Greece which won't give ethnically slavic areas to Macedonia and Albania which wants to annex anywhere with Muslims.

Macedonia is a buffer state between Greece, Serbia, and Bulgaria. Essentially though all the ethnicities of Slavlands are the same apart from Greeks and Albanians.

>lowest IQ in all of Europe
>studies show IQ is highly heritable

It's simple, really: they're of poor genetic stock.

They drank the ethnonationalist kool-aid in the 1990s. Same thing's going to happen here if the alt-right get their way.

>>lowest IQ in all of Europe

Ethnonat rule does that to a country. Europe took a generation to really recover from Reich dysgenics.

>be 140 IQ Macedonian

>turk rape bbs and Alboshits bring down averages because of African DNA

:(

Turkey, fucking islam and then communism.

These days they are saying that humans literally evolved in the Balkans

Apparently they just found some 7 million year old humanoid skeletons there much older than any of the hominids found in Africa

Your not Macedonian. Macedonians are in Greece.

Khazars, Gypsies, and Turks.

My grandparents are geographically from Greece...

geopolitical circumstances

>being for centuries the location where imperialistic interests of great powers clash

fuck austria, brits, france, germany, italy, russia and ofc roachistan

may your cuntries fall apart in bloody wars and may you for once become the chessboard for foreign interests, faggots

No they are bulgarians larping as greeks.

they already are friend

the greatest game is played by america russia and china, everyone else is the chessboard

Hey there my friendly coward, everything is fine, nevertheless you and about 6 other nations owe us clay. Reform Yugoslavia and we promise things will go better for your people :^)

The Versailles Treaty.

everything went wrong

>Nigga's never heard of 3d backgammon inception in 4d chess

>Fucked by war in WW1
>Fucked by war in WW2
>Fucked by communists for years afterwards
>Fucked by the fall of communism
>Fucked by post-communist Russian meddling
Pretty obvious tb h f am

you forgot
>fucked by ottomans since medieval times

what to expect when you re surrounded by ghetto neighbours like romania, bulgaria and albania right?

>not mentioning FYROM
wew lad

>6 other nations owe us clay
we know that feel

Literally this. National IQ is one of the big determining factors of how developed a country is. Case in point: African countries. Balkan Slavs are a bunch of easily manipulated morons and I feel ashamed to be part of this idiotic tribe.

Orthodoxy.
It's a primitive, violent, materialistic religion that teaches greed and selfishness. Teaches that the church must always be paid by the people and that you always have to display wealth (even if you live like a rat behind the curtains)

And that is basically what the balkan people are: greedy, selfish, materialist and simple-minded. Corrupt to the bone.

Literally same thing with Russia.

lol serbia thinking they own shit again.
remember, just because two serbs live in some village, doesn't mean the village is a part of serbia

so you are greek? cool

nobody wants to visit a shithole. fuck off

Macedonia is cancer. they deserve to be annexed by Albania. nobody will oppose it.

too bad you were too stupid to get asylum to the usa when the serbs were fucking you momma in the ass some time ago. all smart bosnians (muslim slavs) became refugees

Macedonian. Meaning slavic.

You forgot
>Fucked by post-communist NATO meddling

fuck off burger our countries look nicer than everything you have over there

Masons.

>implying fyROM is worth mentioning

agim, please

>point taken
I wish that you would've controlled us rather than kebab

I'm a Serb you stupid fucking moron

>Islam threatens Europe
>Catholics and Orthodox don't take the threat seriously and fight each other instead
>"oh shit, they're conquering us"
>try to reconquer some lands, are able to retake some minimal land
>century later Ottomans rise and take over a part of Europe

Catholics and Orthodox were idiots, should've united against the common enemy

>I was safe in western Europe so I can talk shit to others

They have lost 500 years fighting to preserve their identity from Turks, no wonder they have it worse there, all the human capital was used for survival not for growth

what the fuck are you talking about?

still poland is poorer than slovenia and on par with croatia ...

Xaxaxa
Bitch

Hungary, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania are nice. Developing nicely and becoming great countries.

Greece is nice but broke atm. But they will recover, eventually, probably, maybe.

Bosnia, Albania, Serbia, Montenegro, Serbia, Kosovo and Macedonia... god bless your souls. Thought I'd say there is some hope maybe for Montenegro and Macedonia.

Please save us, we don't know these people.

But you are the most broke of all. Top kek.

>save you
but you're dragging us down

just let us kill each other in peace famalam :^)))))

muratoglu is it you? what you changed your name to mitroglu, but why arkadas?

Who would win a Balkans war?

America

Croatia, Bulgaria,Romania,
Hungary, Slovenia are alright.

Rest are failed states

Nothing?

This.

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>Hungary
>Balkan / slav

pick one

hungary got slav'd f.am

>Slavs
There i found your problem.

doesn't matter still one of us

I understand your pain greekbro. These vermin are everywhere.

balkan is a minefield of idiotic neighbours who hate each other and claim X and claim to own one another's X
comparable to that of every other neighbouring countries, i.e. china, japan, korea situation
the difference is it used to be united until ~20 years ago, however big daddy america didn't like that and clinton fucked up the entire balkan by breaking yugoslavia and giving more rights to albanians/shiptars than they actually deserve
fuck america and fuck shiptars

>based Macedonian
lolwut

He fucked up the Western Balkan savages. The rest are fine.

This bong summed it up perfectly

AAhahahahaaah, yeah we really got fucked by NATO, that's our biggest problem. The ool' if you join NATO you'll upset Russia, the religion of peace argument.

>Hungary, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania are nice. Developing nicely and becoming great countries.

Haha. You have no idea what is happening lad. We're slowly drifting to the East, this land here will be a Russian puppet by 2030.

what country are you living in
pro-russian sentiment is nearly null unlike our neighbours

this is a white mans thread, go and take care of your reindeers kublai khan

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Living in a country ruled by pro-commie fuccbois that do their best to push away the EU.

Fuccbois elected by a mass of easily manipulated retards that think gibsmedats is a way of life.

This country will never thrive under socialism and the people won't understand that.

>Bulgarian-American
nice

>democracy was a mistake

>balkan slavs
>white
Top fucking kek.

Im not asleep OP, and everything is going just dandy here...

I'm just saying people are fucking stupid.

Big Bulgarian Cocks though

and giving power to said stupid people was a mistake especially gyppos

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>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>white

Topest of Keks

Who /team orthodox/ here?

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Democracy is alright, we just need a solid educational system so we don't create functioning retards in our schools.

Look at the products of our high schools, most of them can barely write a coherent paragraph.

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