>be european

[Thomas Gutierrez]

>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot

[Kayden Sanders]

New Salamanders are such faggots.

[Jonathan Jenkins]

>be new Zealand
>not once mentioned in any history book

[Jace Collins]

>Was the inspiration for the best movie trilogy that man will ever aspire to accomplish.

[Ian Johnson]

stop shitposting Australia

[Connor Perry]

>vodka nigger education

[Charles Ross]

You lucky bastards.Those desert rats can't swim all the way to you.

[Blake Lewis]

>being this new

[Carter Bell]

Shut up, you guys had one fucking job and failed totally. The New Zealender is right, now we are failing again. I'm packing my gear and will move to another planet soon and start new civilization, any rational and wise men and women wanna join?

[Gabriel Hall]

>be new Zealand
>have national bird a fruit