>be european

>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot
>be european
>get blown up
>be european
>get run over
>be european
>get beheaded
>be european
>get shot

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New Salamanders are such faggots.

>be new Zealand
>not once mentioned in any history book

>Was the inspiration for the best movie trilogy that man will ever aspire to accomplish.

stop shitposting Australia

>vodka nigger education

You lucky bastards.Those desert rats can't swim all the way to you.

>being this new

Shut up, you guys had one fucking job and failed totally. The New Zealender is right, now we are failing again. I'm packing my gear and will move to another planet soon and start new civilization, any rational and wise men and women wanna join?

>be new Zealand
>have national bird a fruit

STOP THAT

Says the gypsy nigger

I know. It feels great that in times of distress, the ocean really is man's best friend. We don't have bad sandniggers, only a little bit of bad Pacific niggers and anyone else capable of being in our white paradise comes here by plane.

SAVAGE
A
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>Be new zealand
>Be irrelevant

full damage control pyotr

>be french
>actually badass having history of not losing wars and national anthem literally has "water plants with enemy blood in it"
>give up for the first time in WW2
>forever ridiculed for being a cuck

lol SAD!

Isn't "old zealand" in Negerland though? That's a bit of relevance

>be western european
>get blown up
>be western european
>get blown up
>be western european
>get blown up
>be western european
>get blown up

FIXED.

Dont confuse the holy trio of cuckery- Germany, France and UK with the whole of Europe.

I actually laughed my ass off when the news of the bombing came in.

>be Netherlands
You will forever not be German and not good enough to be English!

Get sucked off
Euro
Put it in the poop shoot
Euro
Hold hands and spit cum in her hair
Britain
Walk around on a daze
London

Yeah that's true. Isn't it strange how no terror attacks have happened in Eastern Europe yet?

>based eastern euros patrolling their borders and keeping filthy refugees from fucking their contries up more than they already are
>meanwhile westerners with paradise in comparison to the complete shitholes elsewhere are bending over and asking to get fucked by average-sized mudslime cock

what a time to be alive

>Find Poland on this map
>Literally the only safe place left on planet Earth

>be earthling
>get enslaved
>be earthling
>argue over stupid shit
>be earthling
>destroy own planet
>be earthling
>die over stupid earthling bullshit
>be earthling
>still haven't figured it out yet

Other safe place
>Mongolia

...

>be western european

Fixed that for you.

fucking degenerate nigger

>alaska

oh shit, i didnt see it.

We need some based Mongolia memes.

Really makes you think.

nigger muslim colony of losers.

It is. It's just called zeeland (sealand).
>Anyone ever wanting to be either of those

I guess its waaaay to cold for the sand people :D

I'd rather be irrelevant than get shat on by China. Oh, wait, they are both.

youre a nigger

>2012

hol up

There haven't been any terrorist attacks here since 2000.

Wish we could add to that.

>get beheaded

Imagine the insanity of Europeans to voluntarily bring in millions of 3rd world believers of a religion that outlines in its holy scriptures to behead unbelievers.

The following is one of the more popular verses in the Quran that outlines the concept of beheading the unbelievers.

Chapter (8) sūrat l-anfāl (The Spoils of War)

Verse (8:12)

When your Lord revealed to the angels: I am with you, therefore make firm those who believe. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them.

corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=8&verse=12

1871

It's the niggers mostly. They're 13% of the population yet they commit 50% of all the homicides. If their homicides were removed we would have a rate just above that of the UK and under Germany.

... what movie?

rude

>nothing of the above
>be italian

Some shitty franchise about dwarfs with hairy feet

Was the inspiration? Christian and pagan European culture and anti industrialisation sentiments are what inspired Lord of the rings. New Zealand just has a convienent landscape.

don't worry lad we're not european

Plenty o Pakis in New Zealand bro won't be long til they all ally Akbar

underrated

Why would the Netherlands want to be English or German??
It's the same with you and Australia

But you are

>and re-elect those who enabled all that

Yeah don't tell me about it.

...

>Charlemagne prize
>Charlemagne
>those people

weeeeeew lad

Be kiwi
Be irrelevant

>Was the backdrop*
ftfy

Why would you take barbosas with you?

portugal is our greatest ally

>be european
>kill the attacker
>go away for keeps

We can't even defend ourselves.

b-but Im Polack

>Germany
>Mentioned in history books as the loser, twice.

You just fucked Rio d'Ouro. There goes our GDP.

just conquer africa again

Greenland

*central and northern

West Europe is Spain and Portugal
Central Europe is France and Germany
East is Poland and beyond
Southern is Italy, greece, macedonia etc

One could make a case that Portugal and Spain can be southern and western as well as France being western but that would make Poland and Germany central

>be yurocuck
>get blown up
>think telling someone to eat a delicious hamburger is an insult

Did all the men leave when America was formed?

>made a decent shooting location for nerd movies
FYFY

stfu faggot go eat a hamburger

>be Estonian
>nothing ever happens so I immerse myself in international/foreign politics instead to have a good kek

dont be jelly brah

>Be Southern European
>Watch how everyone else gets kebab'd
>Don't ever give a shit about and enjoy your day

>tfw too hot to give a fuck

Kek.
Iraq id a safer country than the US

>swisscucks madly in love with hadjis

why am i not surprised. They are safer cause they shipped them all to your sisters house.

Not an argument.
And your shithole is way more cucked then us Tyrone. You're middle east-tier but way gayer

same