STOP smoking weed

STOP smoking weed
DO NOT drink more than once a week
DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
STOP watching porn
EAT plenty of broccoli
REDUCE your meat intake
WORK OUT at least 3 times per week
CUT OUT sodas, cakes, biscuits, sweets and chocolate
DRINK plenty of water
DO NOT indulge in nigger music

Sounds good to me. Thanks OP

>work out
>eat less meat
What kind of gay crossfit shit is this???

Okay grandma whatever you say no go watch your afternoon show.

Never started
Fuck off cunt I'm not going to bother reading the rest of it you're trying to take my water away

>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
How about not at all?

Vegan gains goy.
Agree with all but meat intake because if you dont eat steak you're not a real man. Also pork chops are godtier and bacon keeps sandniggers away.

why not
STOP drinking
DO NOT smoke weed more than once a week

Alcoholism much?

Also sage and report

>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
>STOP watching porn
I've already wanked twice today and there's nothing you can say which will stop me from doing it a third time.

Got it
Weed daily
Booze daily
Masterbate.. 4.. no 6 times a day
Watch more porn
Eat steak
Get one of those scooters so you don't have to walk
Tons of sugar
No water
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks .. lick on these nuts and suck the dick

wank to his post

good goy

>EAT plenty of broccoli
Yuck, no. I've already change my nutrition by making it half fresh vegetables (almost) every meal but this, fuck this.

O-ok granny, I'll write this down and follow.
I fucking love my grandma

Why broccoli? Some epic reason or just basic healthy?

I generally eat broccoli, carrots and asparagus with chicken. All done in an electric steamer. Every day. Occasionally I'll add an egg or two for extra protein.

I also take martial arts to help develop discipline and work on my body.

how about we just stick to the seven deadly sins, that covers just about everything you said.

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OMG SO LE FUNNY XD

Thanks Nan. Asparagus, spinach and kale are supposed to be quite good for you as well, see you on Monday. X

>STOP smoking weed
never even tried it
>DO NOT drink more than once a week
never even tried it
>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
reddit broscience shit
>STOP watching porn
dont watch it at all
>EAT plenty of broccoli
I don't think so
>REDUCE your meat intake
dont eat it at all
>WORK OUT at least 3 times per week
my job is my work out
>CUT OUT sodas, cakes, biscuits, sweets and chocolate
dont intake any of that
>DRINK plenty of water
thank fuck I'm not american because I already do this
>DO NOT indulge in nigger music
I don't listen to any music

>Vegan gains
Oh ahm laffin m8

>REDUCE your meat intake
>WORK OUT at least 3 times per week

Masturbation itself is alright but doing it with porn isnt.

>reduce your meat intake

> No 'cut out all sugar'
> No 'cut out all caffeine'
> No 'cut out all alcohol'

Why isn't your grandma properly anit-drugs?

It's says REDUCE your meat intake.

But I agree we should eat plenty of it

broccoli is the only source with proper chrome , you can also supplement this , op is a faggot

> No 'cut out all sugar'
So no fruit?

only working out 3 times a week

Is your middle name "sad fuck" ? I think you may need gender reassignment

Nope. Masturbation is a mortal sin.

For what?

So you can sit on Sup Forums and shitpost about brown people and women because your life is completely empty?

Fruit is still sugar but take the ones who are low glycemic and always eat it with proteins

>REDUCE your meat intake

Faggot

>STOP smoking weed
Never smoked
>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
This gonna be hard af since the urgenta returns every weekend
>STOP watching porn
I am trying to keep myself away from /gif/ as hard as I can
>EAT plenty of broccoli
Ok
>REDUCE your meat intake
B-but I love meat
>WORK OUT at least 3 times per week
I'm a lazy fat piece of shit but i'll try 1hr of bike every 2-3 days when the summer starts
>CUT OUT sodas, cakes, biscuits, sweets and chocolate
Chocolate will be the hardest to cut out since the mixture of fat and sugar is addictive as heroin
>DRINK plenty of water
Noted
>DO NOT indulge in nigger music
Does Gorillaz count as niggers?

Yes. Fructose is bad for you. If you must eat fruit because your willpower is garbage tier, it needs to be whole fruit.

Dark chocolate is actualy very healty

twice per month wtf

are you out of your goddamned mind or am I more of a piece of shit than I thought

Basically stoppen being a degenerate

Shame Varg went full retard, now OP has to resort to using a shitty nagging old woman. Bad propaganda.

What about gambling?

>N O F U N A L L O W E D

shoo shoo grandma not everyone is as miserable as you

>Do not indulge in nigger music
Go fuck yourself grandma

>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
>STOP watching porn
kill yourself

>1 post by this ID
Nice b8 though m8 ;)

Guys I've been working out more the past several weeks and I need to jack off like twice a day now. Is it because of increased test or what?

There is nothing wrong with masturbating. Nofap is a stupid meme that will give you cancer.

>give you cancer
myth by jews

You will go to hell if you continue to lust and masturbate.

>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
never even tried it

>DO NOT mastubate more than twice per month
I masturbated twice today and it's only 9 AM

Reduce meat is there because FREQUENT meat consumption is linked to cancer and other health problems.

Meat being manly is one of golberg's tactics to get you to buy it goyim. Hunting is manly. Buying prekilled and cut, shrink wrapped flesh from walmart isn't manly.

Yup just like holding in your piss can lead to bladder problems. Holding in your farts can lead to stomach problems. Its never good to hold in bodily functions even if your body recycles the semen its good to clean the pipes.

That or you just reached puberty.

>ITT masturbation is the only topic

Your soul is more important than your body.

Well why don't you talk about the other topics then

already doing some of those but fuck you for trying to tell me what to do

>drink once a week
>alcoholism

If your god is sending me to hell for masturbating thats not a place i would like to be a part of anyways.

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This. I smoke weed because I do not like how stupid people drinking get.

I jerked off twice to the picture.

you know what nana, you're actually right. i smoked weed everyday for five years and thought people like you were stupid. all it took was one night of resetting my sleep schedule and i feel amazing. heavy smokers should honestly take a tbreak every month or so, it feels great.