V4 / V5 thread

Czech, Poland, Slovák, Magyar and Uzbekistan
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Burgers, GTFO

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Bump with Bogbiš

3 threads up right now, migrate into this one

we need more memes

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Yes, this is the official, sanctioned V5 general

I didn't know your country had computers much less electricity, what goes on there?

What is a normal breakfast / lunch / dinner?

How much trust is there in police / government?

What are peoples vices? Drugs / Prostitution?

What do most people do for work?

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Y u bully ;_;

Pretty much like any post soviet country.
I'm using 4G Internet right now, food is pretty normal I guess, but I'm vegetarian. Police are trusted, no idea about drugs. I'm a freelance programmer but I work internationally.

reporting in

you had it coming, because of your lack of security 2 Polish girls are orphans now
remove cuck and we may be friends

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second soundtrack by based Omega - Girl with Pearl Coloured Hair
I cannot speak hungarian, so I subvocalize sounds and it is hilarious

Pity bump

vyprážaný syyyr

meme bump!
I gonna try and hitchhike all the way to Budapest this summer, is it doable?

Because you westfags need to shape up and help us defend.

I hereby claim this thread in the name of the Anglosphere, conquerors of the world, and bringers of civilization!

pieczony ser

Daily reminder that if you do not vote Okamura during fall elections you are literal eu cucks and leftists shills.

will we let austria join in, if they elect uncucked president?

you forgot eaters of crap, starters of wars, defenders of jews
go back to /ptg/

>bringers of civilization
>can't fix their teeth

smażony chyba

môžem dostat' zhrnutie o Bohbyšovi?

Things like this are literally cancer.

Just buy an eidam brick and make it yourself

kij go wie, wyprażany
never trust germanic

Back off, or we'll send Poland at you.

Any czech oldfags remember Sládek?

Good ol' days

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>conquerors of the world

Who makes the best cheese for burgers, and why is it the UK? Bonus:Explain why no country in this thread makes nice cheese.

Here's a quick rundown:
>newspapers bow to the Babiš

>in contact with tax evasion

>rumoured to possess hypnotic abilities

>control Česko with an iron, but fair fist

>own slaughterhouses and chicken coops all over the Republic

>direct descendant of the ancient financial blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Babišgrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every media editing research facility in the Czech Republic

>first designer EET terminals will be Babiš EET terminals

>said to have 9000+ IQ

>ancient Indian scriptures tell of angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him

>owns EET R&D labs around the world

>You likely have EET terminals inside you right now

>The Babiš is in regular communication with the Archangels Agro and Fert, forwarding the word of EET to the Media

>learned fluent Japanese in under a week to communicate with Okamura

>Nation states entrust their donut reserves with the Babiš. There's no gold in Dunkin Donuts, only Babiš Donuts

>the Babiš is 98 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

>In reality, he is a timrless being existing in all points of time and space from the Babiš bang to the end of the universe

>The Babiš will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and tax evasion

yeah no, fuck off we are full

vietnam.....

third world shitholes with a inferior economy to germany, france and the UK.

someone has to do babis pepe

DO U EVEN BORSSCHT?

>When he's jealous of countries with civilization

>american
>having any clue about cheese

enjoy your spray cheese

don't you have terrorrist to deal with?

Szekelyland is Visegrad clay.

give ma a pic with him

kek

At least we arent arent cucks

You know, history likes to switch powers between countries. Let's see in 10-20 years
>if you ask later that you may come to Poland, because you're gonna be screwed then our answer will be: nie

>NATO
Enjoy being the slave of the USA.

fuck off

reminder that succes breeds jealousy

Food of the gods. We even had our very own fried cheese burger made by McDonald's.

>against migrants
>votes for jap

but... it's just cheese

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>Bomb has been planted
>tick tock
>TERRORISTS WINS
wait, you guys have some Japanese politician?

>ywf you will never have smažák at 2 AM in the morning while barely standing on your feet

Nice try eu shill

Hes against non civilized immigrants.

-Niggers, mudslimes, ukrainians, bulgarians and other shit tier beings.

UzBro, I was born in Tashkent but Never eben back to Uzbekistan since I was two. What places do you recommend to visit there without being akhbared

W-w-what if we wanna come visit?

Yes, He is head of the anti-migration/EU party. He got cucked by his own party while cooperating with other anti-migration parties so now he founded a new on.

Suprise people fall for that guy.

I made Zeman pepe yesterday for V4 thread, we need more OC

But it's F R I E D
He's half-Jap half-Moravian.

Yes, hes half japanese, half czech.

Hes currently at 7% at pools.

-Wants to ban islam by law
-Update our gun laws
-Exit eu

And... how does he stop them from coming here? He will be happy if he gets more than 5%

>moravian

I say we gas the slezians, a bunch of inbred balkan monkeys if you ask me

Holy shit Uzbekistan so fucking rare I'ma go there bust some nuts mah nigga you feel me

hodil by se Dluhoš

možná jednoho udělám pozdějc

>If he was really Moravian he would be run with Moravané

Howbout we just "relocate" them to Poland?

When V4 becomes V6(Croatia + Slovenia) it will be first step toward Intermarium

visit you can, stay you cannot
sound like pretty cool guy

Do you guys also think that once we separate V4 from EU we should abandon jewish god and go back to our native white Gods?

Good luck winning anything here if you're not white, shit's not gonna happen no matter how good his policies may be

That's a bad ass picture. Just wish it wasn't of their asses.

Let's share food V4 bros.

Btw who should we let in. I vote for Croatia.

pepe version of this

no

but... we are atheist, user

>religion
u wot m8, get that shit out of here

Yes

let's just focus on strengtening ourselves right now, time for Intermarium and 3 Sea Initiative is nigh, but not right now

10/10 food

I vote Slovenia they are way better off and with

fucking RARE

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>Triglav
?

How do we solve the gypsy question?

disgusting
patrician choice

>>youtube.com/watch?v=7XdThCwUwps
off to india with them

>we gas the slezians
I like this idea

heavy tax on junkyards and zastavárny, limit na max. podporu per dítě

CRINGE

no way it would happen
croats love dem some shitskin muzzies
heck they even fought as allies in every war

eh?

thats statue of Radegast, ancient slavic god, in Radhošť

That iconic statue is somewhere in beskydy mountains if im not mistaken

stop worshipping a Jew, please
Atheism is cool, it comes from Europe
My man

Looks like a dick. I can't respect a god that looks like a dick.

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top tier

added to my collection

czechs, you disappoint me

atheism? it's 2017 guys

Not that I would complain but I'm just fine being an atheist... trinkets are nice though.

Is that Radagast?

Don't know man but we should do it soon

>be me teacher in elementary school
>teaching 5th graders
>there is a fucking gipsy kid who failed and had to repeat his class two times
>it is fucking impossible to teach anything because he can't behave, I usually lose my shit in 5 minutes and I yell at him
>yesterday
>police arrives with apeshit gipsy parents
>they are claiming that he has bruises and I beat the shit out of him during the lesson
>fucking police didn't even question the kids in the class they took me away like a fucking criminal
>I spent 3 hours at the police station when it turned out that the gipsy has a bullshit fake story