This was hilarious

This was hilarious

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Y A N K

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"i will press his hand realy hard so he wont think i am a cuckold"

Do you feel in charge?

wtf, how did he lose the handhold to this cuck

FRUMF BTFO

Which one was first? Was Macron getting revenge or Trump getting revenge?

Because they shook hands for along time, and it was clearly time for both of them to disengage...but Macron is just a fucking weirdo.

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What the fuck is wrong with Trump?
Why would you pull someone's hand like in that twitter video? It's not how you shake hands even when you're trying to assert dominance. You shake it with strenght but you don't try to make him dance or something

poor Trump got cucked

Old businessman technique, firm handshake and pulling closer to establish a sense of dominance and reassert your position.

do i sense some sexual tension going on between these two alpha males??

that is not how businessmen shake hands. They shake it firmly but they don't pull the other guy like Trump does

shhhhhhh

As I said old, people don't do it anymore.
It's one of his habits, like he likes to move the glasses in the table, like he is an autist or something

Nothing pisses off a businessman in this country more than a limp wristed faggot tier handshake

You don't live in the USA
this much is obvious

Man up.

First pic was first.
Actually in the second one, Macron ignores Trump and goes greet Merkel first, then another guy. That's why Trump was probably mad.

>'quicka, globaleest cam-air-uh-man, take a peec-shore aft-air i've held hees hand for too lowng'

Easy to tell who's the bitch in that handshake.

>PLEASE HELP
>IT HURTS
>TELL HIM TO LET GO

they both look ridiculous

that's not what you'd expect from a president

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Well why is everybody in the US making fun of him for it then? He's the first american politician or businessman that i have seen doing this.
fuck off

Macron must have strong hands to satisfy his old lady.

he fucks his wife's daugter
brigitte is too dry

he knows...

Splumpf absolutely demolished. Will t_d ever recover?

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holy shit this is fantastic. This is like some scene from curb your enthusiasm.

>ehhhh I felt like you gave me the lazy shake

What a surreal world we live in where "our" leaders are this childish.

fake but funny

Macron's hands are so fucking small...I refuse to believe this isn't shopped

You can't even masturbate or drive a car with hands that small

How the FUCK did he get elected?

>It's not how you shake hands even when you're trying to assert dominance

Yes it is, surrender monkey.

Trump is trying hard to contain it.

Every time I open Twitter I see brainwashed lefties spouting the same buzzwords and talking points, and I get angry. Angry in a motivating way.

>OH MY GAD WOW HOLY SHET HAHA HILARIOUS DRUMF LOL
Just KYS

>everybody in the US
The media does not accurately represent even half the country

>he fucks his wife's daugter

You rather mean his wife's son (no meme intended).
Trump knows from his intelligence services where those hands have been.

of course they do, what do you mean

Beta exposed

>trump does not want to touch the hand of a sexual deviant

can't blame him desu

Triggered much?

Best handshake yet:
youtube.com/watch?v=mc-lWASlXFc

Yeah, what a bunch of cucks! kek!

>drupf has tiny hands guys
>look lol the manlet beat drumpf in a handshake

if you look at this picture it looks like macron is a child holding his fathers hand, wtf? I thought trump had tiny hands?!!?!!!?!!!!??? I thought you were finished drumpf?? two scoops? and big hands zqrunpfs!!!!!!!!!!

>says the multi billionaire user

Why would anyone want to do business with a guy that tries ''asserting dominance''?

>before taxes

lol faggot

Love my POTUS!

Oh I see. Playing the long game.

I understand him, I wouldn't touch something that was soiled by a pedo.

REEEEE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

i think americans have very different ways of asserting dominance.
in america this would be a way to assert dominance.
but in france one would assert their dominance by surrendering first or in some cases exposing ones anus for your opponent to penetrate

BASED MACRON

/ourguy/

Trump does a lot of weird 80s businessman stuff.