I'm here for the job interview

I'm here for the job interview.

The amount of verbal, physical, and sexual abuse I'd put that cunt through would be fucking unholy.

Graphic Design dept is 2 doors down the hall on the left

not gonna lie, I'd love to have those lips on my dick

Cartoon eyebrows to go with the cartoon hair. Looks like Bert & Ernie's lovechild

Cute. Probably has no ass though.

You're hired!

wonka's factory is down the street, cant miss it.

She would make a killer social media expert. Hired.

Reverse image on this provides much food for thought.

>tfw no qt tumblr girls as my co workers

Is this from a Sam Hyde sketch about college girls

*unzips dick*

Live in reality. You'd get fired, sued, or both.

Pretty sure that's a dude duckfacing, but whatever floats your boat.

take a seat

Oblivion character creation.jpg

Sesame Street is not hiring live action muppets.

The position has been filled

Hey fella, not all graphic designers are shit libs

Too white, sorry.

You're hired.

"Sure, we'll conduct the interview in my helicopter, step in :)"

I have a dick. Will I pass your interview?

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You're hired.

What do you mean you told the white family to get in the back of the line behind the "POC"?

You're fired. Bitch stop chanting and get the fuck out.

Why do have have sausages for eyebrows?

I could draw eyebrows on better on MS Paint

Great! There's the door. You can see yourself out.

You're hired hun :^)

Conduct the interview in a professional manner, tell her (it?) we'll call her when we've made a decision, never call. Only safe way out of a mess like that without dealing with any temper tantrum.

back of the line bitch

Oh, you must be one of the """"educated city folk"""" that Shillary voters constantly talk about.

I hear Sesame Street is looking for some new Muppet's to add to the show. She might want to drop in a resume.

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dude, cmon

Sure. Have a seat.

Question 1: Can you Correct The Record?

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fuck u up nigger

>shit lib
hey there little buddy, I think you have the wrong website. Just go to w w w dot reddit dot com forward slash r forward slash the underscore donald

the struggle real

>qt tumblr
That's an oxymoron.

can you remove that pepe from your image, it's still a really nice meme I wouldn't like associated with those people

Fuck off

I'd rape you too

Wow your dick has a zip, is that how the Jews get the foreskin off?

>I have one question for you:
tell me OP if there was to be an invasion of somali land pirates riding boat cars who tried to break into this here post office,What would be deemed your adiquate response?and what weapon would you grab?,piff piff An answer is required for this job dont keep me waiting!