I was just browsing CL for scrapwood when this poped up.
washingtondc.craigslist.org
Sounds like they are trying to liquidate now they are soon to be outed with the new Seth evidence soon to come out.
Comet Ping Pong's Rape Bench is on Craigslist
Samuel Walker
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Jayden Davis
It'd be funny if this whole thing wasn't so fucked up.
Jason Morales
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Praise kek
Nolan Campbell
>$250
Jesus Christ these disgusting pedo crypto-Jewish wretches. Let them all die horribly and slowly. I guarantee this will be bought by a Sup Forums denizen or as some sick pedo's momento.
LET. THIS. RIDE. END.
Nicholas Ross
Get that shit asap, we need it for DNA testing or something.
Aiden Thompson
thats not a rape bench and you know it. its a nugget diaper changing table
Anthony Barnes
Came here to post this
Jeremiah Watson
IF you don't buy that and have every surface tested for DNA I don't know what to tell you.
Thomas Rogers
this.
Jacob Harris
It's "near industrictable"..?
I guess cheese would light up under UV light too, otherwise that might be something to check, DNA...
Bentley Allen
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Christian Jackson
Bumpn
Christopher Brooks
BUY, BUY, BUY.
Alexander Carter
Does it come with hairless pizza?
Jonathan Nguyen
>> #AntiqueButcherBlock #VintageButcherBlock #ToolRoom
ew
Angel Fisher
At first I thought, this isn't necessarily a weird thing, it does look pretty beat-up, maybe they just thought it was time to get a new one, then I saw that they are actually promoting that it's from Comet Ping Pong and trying to sell it for $250...wtf?
Owen Lopez
I imagine they bleached the fuck out of it though. What do you think we could find?
Ryder Thompson
Blacklight
Michael Lopez
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They made two listings for it
Cameron Moore
Can anyone run plates?
Justin Cruz
>Pay hundreds of dollars for stupid table
>Keep in storage for years
>Finally, the pizza courtcase starts
>"DAMNIT, we just don't have enough evidence to convict Hillary Clinton of raping this little girl!"
>Burst in through the doors, my trenchcoat billowing in the wind
>"That's where you're wrong, bucko"
>Give them the table
>"This is incredible! It's covered in bodily fluids! Mostly semen! If this matches their DNA, we'll put them away for life!"
>Well...I mean... I may have "tested" the table a few times myself...
>Hillary exonerated the next day
Logan Nelson
The listing says 'text or email', if you click 'reply' the email address and number to text will appear. Guy's name is Jim. Anyone willing to ask why it's being sold?
Anthony Roberts
Pizzagate? Again? Really?
go to sleep
Austin King
It'll fucking glow like a fuel rod
Jaxon Cox
>250$ for a shitty rusted up table
Noah Bennett
RUN THE PLATE
Easton Perry
>its for sure that satanic headquarters of the most powerful people in the world
>selling work table for 250 bucks.
Must be tough being a globe ruling satanist these days...
Dominic Bennett
Dna samples?
Easton Wood
pizzagate and seth rich are psyops meant to discredit recently declassified intel on JFK and 9/11. If you buy into this kike shilling, you are either A. useful idiot B. complicit kike
Asher King
Buy it and have it tested. We'll crowdfund that shit.