what ever happened to the 14 missing kids in Manchester? Have they been found or what
Aiden Rivera
>>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
Would be hard for parliamentary oversigt when it's not sitting. Can't he recalled either due to the election. There are no MPs.
Jacob Long
g-goodnight senpais... sleep well...
Ethan Ward
>our security services have been aware of every attacker that's been successful here >somehow they weren't taken in
Literally what does it take to be a terror-preaching muslim and actually get arrested in this country? It took Anjem about 10 years to finally get banged up despite the oodles of evidence that he was aiding and abetting murderous cells.
Angel Campbell
Tanks on Labour's lawn.
Nicholas Harris
Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn
Noah Hill
Because some cunt asked last thread for a pic
Elijah Johnson
We need to start importing some of these Belgian qt's lads.
Liam Watson
Wasn't he a lawyer though and always made sure that he didn't quite break a law? I think we need some more discretion in the law so we can lock up people like that
Nathaniel Scott
Gladii are dumb swords. Almost katana meme tier.
Ethan Cook
is listening to incest ASMR degenerate?
Lincoln Mitchell
Yes, listening to ASMR is degenerate.
Colton Reyes
What the fuck is ASMR treble Hitler?
Landon White
cum in mummy
Hunter Young
...
Jack Gomez
have comfy restiful sleeps desu
Christian Martin
i-incest ASMR..?
Leo Butler
wrong
Ryder Bell
No.
Juan Robinson
Clearly I shall defer to your patrician taste in my best drunken purchase.
Austin Cox
y-you too Crumpetsenpai...
Parker Hughes
He's right ASMR is the gayest fucking thing on earth I would rather take a dick than voluntarily watch that shit
You autists need to sort your lives out
Juan Gutierrez
I mean, it could be worse but drunk (you) has bad taste is all I'm saying.
Luke Collins
Get back to politic or fuck off to Sup Forums
Lincoln Roberts
andy burnham on bbcqt 'terrorists arent representative of muslims just as white ppl arent representative of tommy mair'
white ppl, 60m, killed 1 person, in 10 years muslim men 1.25m, killed ~80ppl (7/7, Mcr) in 10 years
x3840 more likely
if tommy was representative of white ppl, every MP would be dead 5 times over.
Jackson Young
It's mainly about relaxation and the "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it
Jacob Reyes
I don't know I would go that far but it is fucking stupid.
Anthony Sanchez
I just came all over my knees.
Hunter Lewis
>that based man that actually went to Didbury Mosque
Ethan Powell
The problem is if you take in every potential attacker who has commited no crime, what do you charge them with?
You need to not let them in the country to begin with
Landon Reyes
Out of curiosity what would have met your subjective criteria Lindy?
Leo Cooper
>It's mainly about relaxation
>I can only relax when a camwhore tells me what a good boy I am, and how good I am for working hard all day while she takes care of our imaginary baby
holy fuck.
Ayden James
>It's mainly about relaxation and "tingles" you get are genuinely satisfying. I don't see why you have such a problem with it You can get that in real life by speaking to people, you fucking faggot
SORT IT OUT M8
Aaron Allen
Not quite.
Alexander Johnson
Who's Lindy?
With regards to swords, a proper English longsword is always stellar, though I'm actually a bit partial to slightly curved blades like falchions or daos.
Zachary Sanders
Right I'm afraid of catching autism but can someone please tell me what ASMR is so I don't have to click on the links?
Jayden Long
a response in the brain to certain noises.
lewd whispers arn't the same without the girl though.
Jaxon Nguyen
severe lack of sauce on that kebab
Jayden James
?
Bentley Walker
Whore whispering on cam to lonely retards so they can feel like someone in the world shows a modicum of affection for them.
Jonathan Thomas
The slow leak of victims is just what the BBC likes.
Juan Young
>>>I can only relax when a camwhore tells me what a good boy I am, and how good I am for working hard all day while she takes care of our imaginary baby
Yep that's exactly what I said
No, you can't. You have no idea what you're talking about
My life is pretty pathetic desu but I've never understood ASMR shit. It seems retarded.
Jacob Wilson
Yes, you can. I had the feeling you get from ASMR before such a thing even existed. It's a tingling sensation in the forehead, apart from I got it by speaking to people in real life or in certain situations with my girl etc
Fuck off autist and get a life
Evan Roberts
Man in the QT audience that actually bothered to check out the mosque and found hate-preaching. Literally done more than any policeman in the last 5 years
Matthew Fisher
O.K. obliviously brit pol is under an attack. Best go off and have a tea and biscuit. Let the mods do their job and start a fee bans.
Landon Parker
OP can you link that Frivolous Fox video?
Sebastian Murphy
Surely the same feeling can be replicated by walking into a door?
Colton Thompson
Yes you can you fucking idiot, maybe if you left the house and formed a connection with someone you'd feel something other than "tingles" you lonely runt.
Carson Torres
Labour will win
Ian Robinson
It is pretty disgusting, but yeah, for some people it's literally all they have I suppose. The illusion of affection or pleasure.
Frankly I don't know why they don't go the extra step and buy a literal whore to cuddle with for a bit.
Logan Kelly
whores taking the money of sadfucks who want to be called a good boy and pretend to have their hair brushed because it makes them all tingly.
Literally one of the saddest things on earth.
Jayden Butler
>not chairman secretary Corbyn
Wyatt Jenkins
tea n biscuits were very nice, it was the 'down with the decadent west " i wasn't a fan of.
Sebastian Nguyen
>Fuck off autist and get a life
I'm the autist yet you're genuinely triggered because I watch ASMR videos
James Hernandez
>Lindybeige mentioned Obligatory S P A N D A U P A N D A U post
Lincoln White
I've half an idea for a novel I've been considering for a bit. Would anyone mind if I shared?
That would require actually being with real person I suppose.
Noah Gomez
What's it about lad.
Ian Russell
>the hate people have for asmr Its no different to people booking in at health spas and get massages. Are massages haram too /shit/pol?
Wyatt Stewart
This makes a lot of sense in a strange psychoanalysis sort of way that you can never be sure of, unless you mean literally role playing a mother. What if you're a girl that listens to it?
Hunter James
Was it MI5 that videoed him putting the bins out after all lads?
Sebastian Carter
So British
Chase Flores
>Incompetent security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
>Here do this job, but if someone can imply in anyway that you're being discriminatory to a minority, especially muslims, you'll lose your job >be surprised when the security service doesn't do it's job.
Zachary Johnson
Poste link to pastebin far easier to parse lots of text off of Sup Forums
Christian Williams
Yes, you can experience unintentional ASMR in real life. It's a pleasant sensation. If you watch ASMR videos you can literally experience that sensation on demand.
For me, it's not about being lonely (although lonely people do find solace in ASMR videos), it's about the relaxing sensations and the fact that it helps me to fall asleep
Henry Morales
Actually you can. I have a coworker that talks in a way that gives me tingles every day
Easton Cook
If you know the answer to your own question why would you even ask the question? And then I realized my stupidity…… a Leaf. Don't be Dick Head lad.
Joseph Gray
See
Grayson Morris
My prediction is on track so far. Conservative lead cut to single digits before the end of the month, election too close to call in final 3 days.
Paxman and Question Time appearances will be decisive, May to look weak and wobbly in both of them.
Mason Young
Man people just don't get asmr. Some of the best videos don't even feature a person. There used to be a asmr video maker that did vids in a really remote place like iceland, it was just the sound of wind and water from the hot spas.
Luke Brown
Is that a pig with a penis growing out of its face?
Kevin Walker
>psychoanalysis
Literally occultism, m8.
>What if you're a girl that listens to it?
The girls I know that listen to it listen mainly to the hairbrush noises and sound effects.
Julian Moore
Na its more of the fact that the security services have far too many people to follow. They have to prioritise who they think will blow themselves up the soonest
William Ramirez
Oh god please no. Don't remind me.
This is Sup Forums so it's easier to do in "it's like" form. An alien invasion which begins with slow infiltration of population. Replacement and hybridization are common. The media and politicians all tell us this is the new normal. Then as the big fleet arrives they start terraforming the world and eating our biomass.
In meme terms: the road, except it's a tyranid invasion mixed with every pol conspiracy I can lump in, told in a World War Z style multi viewpoint thing, except of our defeat rather than glorious victory.
Luis Martin
That's fine, I have no issue with those kinds of vids. I've listened to stuff like jungle noises and what have you.
It's the junk with women pretending to be your wife or whatever that I'm against.
Ryan Peterson
Oh, hey, it's the guy that was on "the big questions" laughing at dead homos
Carson Young
Yes.
Ryan Martin
Well, it's not my usual fare but I'd probably read it.
Isaiah Powell
what are the odds that most terrorists are incest babies?
Jonathan Nelson
That's no way to talk abour ur mum, lad.
Brayden Nguyen
Who doesn't laugh at that though?
Jaxon Jenkins
Yeah but its no reason to condem the entire genre. I see cynical whores pop up on youtube all the time making trashy dick sucking asmr vids. So e of these people seem to genuinely hate asmr for some reason. Like extreme jealousy? Maybe caught their husband watching taylor darling.
Dylan Lee
...
John Wright
What this guy said is a large sub category of ASMR. But the main point is that certain sounds give people tingles or chills and it's really relaxing. All of the good ones will focus on that.
But yeah you do get like "Personal Attention GF Roleplay with Kisses" or some pathetic shit like that in the suggested videos with like half a million views. It makes me sad to think how many guys are trying to fill the void virtually instead of seeking intimacy out in the real world.
Jeremiah Martinez
>people that show that my precious whisper-waifus as anything but pure are just JEALOUS
you again. go away.
Jack Rivera
Good thinking m8 but I'm just kicking ideas around just now. I am having a quiet week this week with work (also why I'm conscious) so plotting this out is helping. See for what I'm on about
Kevin Hernandez
>flat used by terrorist raided round the corner from gay village >bomb exploded less than a mile from large Jewish community >'bomb factory' found in Moss Side (black community)
muslim community feels scared??????
Julian Hill
>asmr >absolutely haram Abdul you never had a chance anyway just hand yourself in.
