What happens on North Sentinel Island? What are they hiding?

What happens on North Sentinel Island? What are they hiding?

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Idk but the Jews are probably behind it

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north sentinel island

What's to stop someone from donning a full Kevlar suit and arming up with an M4 and 500 rounds of ammo? You could waste the first responders, then whip out your iPhone and convince them you're a god.

Endless island puss

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It's just a primitive tribe secluded from the outside world. Iirc some cruises go pretty close to the island and you could take a look if you wanted to.

Not gonna lie, former North Sentinel supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching these monkeys crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these guy get the poo codes.

the only place libretarians have control. they dont want our shit

>What are they hiding?
A society where communism works

proof that libertarianism doesn't work

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>39 people on the island
>modern stone age
>communism
I can believe this

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Kevlar is shit vs knives, arrows and spears etc.

Then fucking platemail you goddam abo

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use something like this.
or, stop being a massive faggot and fire bomb the island from a small airplane. come back the next day and enjoy a new niggerless paradise.

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fair enough

I don't understand.

>north sentinel island

>Fat 400lb burger shows up on North Sentinel Island in heavy plate mail with an M4, 500 rounds of ammo and an iphone
>slowly tries to make his way up the beach waddling while carrying ammo and single handedly firing with m4
>can't reload one handed. Can't hit anything firing one handed
>drop Iphone, screen cracks the second it touches water after falling a distance of 5 inches
>drop empty gun
>puff puff puff
>strain of walking through knee deep water in plate mail gives burger chest pains
>drop to knees in water. Not even on the beach yet
>grab iphone to call 911
>no reception.
>jungle island niggers close in.
>"N-n-nooo I'm a god! Call 911 you dumb niggers REEEE" burger screams as his chest explodes
>Many years later Island tribes tell legends of the bountiful times feasting on the meat of the great shiny crab.

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Doing God's thankless work user

Any man worth his salt would either tape the phone to his helm or give to the kike shill Go-pro company money.

Clicking links = $ for that site.
Clicking does not.

Has anyone ever successfully communicated with those people or do they just chuck spears at everything? Surely they've been observed via satellite.

nope. spearchuckers chuck spears.

We should get a group of anons together, buy guns, armour, and supplies, and exterminate the natives. Once they're dead, we can create our own country. It'll be a real life outer heaven, a place where warriors like us will be honoured.

im in. where do we meet up?

>Burger, panting from hefting the weight of his trusty iPhone carefully, gingerly duct tapes it to his helmet.
>The weight of a single strand of duct tape is too much for the iPhone, and the screen cracks
>Dissapointed, the burger taps at his phone with his fat sausage finger.
>It seems the metal in his plate mail helm has reduced his reception to zero bars.
>He stoically finishes the last of his 3 Papa John's large pizzas for breakfast and gets in his SUV to drive to the Apple store and purchase a new iPhone, the invasion of North Sentinal Island will have to wait, Burger only gets paid $1000 once every month and all 15 of his credit cards are overdue.

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Chicks with dicks

Somewhere in Southeast Asia, where weapons and supplies can be bought for a reasonable price. I also think we would need a drone to do recon on where the villages would be and to count how many of them are there.

the original proto jews, they haven't been (((invaded))) because they're kosher

nobody knows bro, nobody knows.

ahh I see what you did here

>What's to stop someone from donning a full Kevlar suit and arming up with an M4 and 500 rounds of ammo?
Navy warships, if I remember correct.
>Has anyone ever successfully communicated with those people or do they just chuck spears at everything?
I don't know about the abo's on North sentinel, but some of the "uncontacted" tribes in the amazon have been known to contact locals (killing them, stealing their womenz, or trading). A lot of the time they even speak the same language (or close to it); however, when whitey came some tribes bent the knee and others moved further into the jungle.

From what I understand, all these primitive tribes are savage af and they don't let people contact them for the safety of outsiders and not the tribes. The used to feud among tribes (people that looked like them and spoke pretty much the same language)... Just imagine what they would do to a group of tourists. All it would take is a minor slight and their chief would be wearing stretched ball sack as a beanie while raping your white gf in one of her new fuck holes.

Why haven't Somali pirates taken that place over yet?

what a good way to hide ur secret alien base

just get a bunch of violent savages to protect it, people won't go there because they're savages, people won't try to civilize them because they'll get attacked

Because anyone who approaches their island is bombarded with spears and arrows.

>Burger climbs off his boat into the waters of North Sentinal Island.
>He's wearing his batsuit.
>Nowhere to moor boat.
>he sighs and watches as it drifts off in the waves. >"Doesn't matter" he says "I'm here to live like a god and get unlimited Island pussy"
>he's drenched in sweat, running in his eyes from the tropical 23 degrees heat
>he adjusts his Go-Pro
>Hefts his m4 and walks onto the beach
>"Come out niggers! puff puff puff y-your god is here!"
>fires off a few rounds into the air
>ftwwt an arrow hits the arm of his batsuit, he chuckles and turns
>another hits him in the back
>he sprays in their direction into the jungle
>suddenly a hail of spears flies at him
>the jungle niggers run out of the trees
>he wings a few, the gun clicks, he needs to reload
> the sweat and the thickness of his bat gloves make it impossible, he fumbles with the magazine
>too late. The island niggers are on him
>the push him to the ground and bind him with vine rope
>"Ogga booga durpa bix nood gibs" one of the islands says, and grabs burgers C cup sized man boobs in his hands
>the latex of the batsuit makes them look large and perky
>the islanders all laugh.
>working together they drag burger up the beach
>his Go-Pro records the hours of rape that follow.

Why haven't they built boats and conquer the surrounding territories?

Niggers can't into water. It's like putting salt on a slug.

I wonder if they think helicopters are some weird ass birds.

Then how did they get there in the first place?

they probably started out white, landed there, then genetically deteriorated thru dysgenics as the whole island is a literal welfare state.

same thing that happened to the niggers in africa. everything they ever need grows from a plant.

It's the nigger only version of Lost.

>What are they hiding?

There's gotta be a couple of Mormon corpses scattered around.

Same way they got here. They walked. In antiquity there were land bridges.

then you get an impact/stab vest. christ its not hard

No one knows how they think, and the few people who have gotten there are dead (fishing boat wrecked there I think, and the natives just killed them and buried them on the beach).

The natives want nothing to do with strangers, and the Indian Navy now protects them. From what tiny bits they do observe of the tribe, they appear to be really old in origin, like stone age or thereabouts.

They'd have to be inbred as fuck. Even contact with foreign corpses could wipe half of them out. They probably have jack shit in the way of immunities. They must have poor nutrition and short lifespans with high infant mortality rates. I bet they shit up whatever fresh water supplies they have.

the whole thing is creepy as fuck desu
One explorer got a military group together to fight the natives but they all vanished into thin air
They were also completely unaffected by the 2004 tsunami even though the island is completely flat and they were very close to the epicenter
Maybe it's connected to some sort of deep cave that goes far underground or somewhere even more insidious

Seems like westerners could learn a thing or two from these guys.

>What are they hiding?
Nothing. They just know about the kikes.

Literally nothing going on there. It's a primitive tribe that likely hasn't changed or modernized in any capacity in thousands of years.

Leave them alone and spare them the existential nightmare that is western civilization. Let them throw spears and fish and not think about completely fucked the world is.

The lack of immunity to modern illnesses is one of the primary reasons no one is allowed there. As for inbred, this may not be the case. No one actually knows how large the tribe is, and attempts at surveying the populace have failed.

It is not likely that they are malnourished either, as has been demonstrated by other native tribes. They do appear to be very adept at providing for themselves. It's hard for most in the modern world to fathom that there are still actually people in the world who know how to survive on their own.

At least they don't have cuck porn.

[[[They]]] have the hostages there

they can't be observed via satellite because the thick jungle canopy blocks all overhead vision

Oh I'm sure they can survive on their own, but no niggers in history, to the best of my knowledge, ever invented farming. They can only do constant resource depletion.

Can't remember where I read it and I don't know if it's a fact. But I seem to remember hearing you'd need a population of 1000-4000 to prevent inbreeding.

Even at their height, they only had 500.

It doesn't require quite that large a populace to prevent homozygosity, but that's irrelevant. Like most aboriginal cliques, they appear to have been around long enough to achieve natural equilibrium. Their tribe size has become proportional to environment and resources, discounting of course lean and surplus times, which they have likely resolved. Like I said, no one knows much about them, but observing similar tribes and circumstances allows us to deduce a few things.

that's not what deduction means

deduce and deduction are 2 seperate things
Jesus Christ you beaners who can't speak english are ruining my country

Well played

>but no niggers in history, to the best of my knowledge, ever invented farming.
This depends on the definition of farming. Most people think of farming as livestock/fields of crops; however, there have been instances in history of activities that could maybe qualify as "farming."

Some Native Americans practiced a more rudimentary form of farming (some farmed the way we did by clearing fields, and irrigating, and such). They understood what conditions edible plants liked to grow in and if they ran into the conditions while out in nature they'd plant/transplant edibles there.

Based on the animal bones found along side neanderthal remains, it has been stated that neanderthal rarely killed young animals. This could be because they were simply very, very skilled hunters and wouldn't waste their time killing an infant animal, or it could be because they understood that a young animal would spend the next couple years growing and could be "harvested" for more meet in the future.

There are other such examples, but you get the point. I'm not entirely sure about niggers, but I've heard stories of ancient cattle farmers in Ethiopia and shit like that, but "ancient" might be a couple hundred years ago...

Basically what I am saying is that if you remove the need to protect your food from being harvested by someone else you might not need to do things that would be typical of a farmer.

Mundos is at it again trying to open the gates of Hell on that Island I'm sure of it.

Source on military group thing

Jewrassic park

w-what do you mean

They solved the immigrant problem. By eating them.

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>What happens on North Sentinel Island? What are they hiding?
Incest, and lotsa incestial abominations.

No, seriously. They didn't have contact with the outside world for centuries, thus they can't have nearly enough fresh DNA of that rock. Cut short, theirs is a horryfiyng lot in life.

Imagine it;
They see the sea around them, and the sky too, dominated by demons.
Most of their children are borne cursed, withered, and half of those that do not die on their own, they have to discard themselves because they can't take care of so many invalids.

These guys are completely, absolutely fucked. Like, lovecraftian fucked.

Bigfoot colony

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