It's time to get huge, fuck loose sluts, make money, broker deals, fuck the secretary in the boardroom, lift more weight, play sports, craft shit by hand, buy a couple big ass dogs, wear cowboy hats, sign off twitter and facebook, body slam your detractors, have as many kids as you can, quit listening to oooga boooga music, two scoops, eat big fucking steaks, change your goddamn oil, move out of the apartment and buy land, mow the lawn.
Fuck yeah we're back. I turned down this loose chick after going through some personal transformations. Career and personal happiness trumps everything. I still have my social medai accounts but I only use them for business.
Its time we start start mastering our minds and bodies. Chicks are just a distraction. Wait for the cute virgin to notice you and take her above all the purple haired bimbos.
Josiah Sullivan
Who's back? The shitskins? I see a country full of racially, culturally divided people who all hate each other, all directed by a powerful group of Freemasonry practicing, Jewish satan-worshippers who have enslaved and now killed off most of the European population.
Christopher Sanchez
> Vainly displaying naked, shaved, and oiled body. > Isn't an effeminate queer.
Idiots.
Brayden Nguyen
I approve of this message.
Scare niggers, scare feminists, scare police. Get pumped, return your video tapes!
Landon Wood
Go to the gym and get a set in your babbling faggot. You're goddamn embarrassing. Not a goddamn thing will change unless you start swinging some dick. Join us.
Nathaniel Thomas
>2 scoops
James James
>body slam your detractors >have as many kids as you can >two scoops
literally crying reading this post. This is now copypasta
Justin Rivera
Climb Everest and get back to me, sausage fingers.
Colton Campbell
I hurt my shoulder at the gym and it hurts to raise it higher than parallel. Gonna take a week off. Hope I didn't majorly fuck something up.
Brandon Torres
GOTTA CONFUSE THE MUSCLE GODAMMIT
RIGHT BABE?
Charles Parker
Win an election and get back to me, Cheech.
Joseph Morris
I'm probably more fit than you are pleb. Who is us? Are you guys white? Are you for an ethno state? Are you down to start killing niggers and jews? If not you can fuck off and go suck your boyfriend's dicks, gymfag.
Blake Rivera
2 SCOOP SLAMS
Anthony White
We = MEN you silly faggot. I have no labels except dick swinging and weight lifting.
I'd roll your bitch ass up and you know it. Go back to your DnD. Real MAN thread going on here.
Adam Russell
I ate a whole pizza while playing video games today. My abs feel pumped. Lactose intolerance ftw.
Logan Parker
Masculinity = A tanned shirtless fag doing bent over rows until he reaches orgasm.
William Morgan
>return your video tapes
Kevin Sanders
>Lactose intolerance ftw. Shit it out bro, lose carbs get pumped return some tapes!
Christian Ward
>sez the nerd that works at Blockbuster
Carter Wood
>climbs the same mountain that gay ass hippies climb as a "rite of passage" >loses election
>body slams a journalist >wins election
Hmm
Connor Fisher
This thread has hit a nerve with some baby nu males. No more poetry slams will be impressing girls to let you sleep over on the couch. No sir. We go to bars and fuck in the bathroom. NEVER TAKE THEM HOME.
It's just what us MEN do. Animals, baby.
Fuck 2 scoops. I have to push the limit. 5 scoops. Leave humanity behind!
Levi Anderson
>lift more weight, play sports, craft shit by hand
Ok when can I do my full-time job between all that muck?
Ethan Myers
Take some barbells to work. Get in a set of maximum pushups.
NO EXCUSES FOR MEN.
Bentley Wright
Nothing like the feeling of benching more than your bodyweight, brothers...
Aaron Hill
How many Alpha Brains and Super Male Vitality should I take?
Bentley Jones
"You fucking read her a poem? The fuck is wrong with you?"
Evan Rivera
>my full-time job is it 9-5 or 8-3 or 6-6, if its the last option you are living for work not working to live, if its the former 2 you can definitely go to the gym right after work if you really care about your health or buy yourself a homegym and save money in the long run
Aaron Cook
>Blockbuster
We 90's now.
Jacob Rivera
>loses election >goes to aruba with his hot wife and smokes dank bud
>wins election >gets impeached and fucked over by his kike son
Hmmm
James Perry
>not already being /fit/ Wow so new
Adrian Gray
Little baby weed man hates the thread but can't leave it. Get a fucking set in every time you post. Make yourself useful little baby weed man.
Nathaniel Morgan
Numales will never smash hot pussy after she flashdanced for you!
mirin the abs and delts but for god's sakes man, use a bench press some day
Charles James
What's your posture routine?
Liam Wright
Nice start user. Now it's time to get huge. Join us.
Hudson Perez
>fatty thinks I can't beat him thru the O course
I've pissed more salt water than you've crossed, kiddo.
Luke Richardson
Cosmetic muscles bro? You look like a gay man's dream. Lift some actual weights and learn to fight!
Ryan Brown
>low IQ nigger detected >brainlet >thinks muscles will save him Lifting is a useless sport. Try rock climbing and mountaineering. Your heart probably can't handle it though from all the creatine and soy.
Caleb Morgan
Homosexuals are the vanguard of masculinity, now. It's basically a pack of fags.
Aiden Richardson
Please son that's the grOw course. Go hit the bong 3.27% lil weed boy.
Aiden Powell
No chest. What a disgrace.
Jose Cooper
fuuuaaaarrrrkkkkk yeeeeaaaahhhh
Nathaniel Hernandez
imagine how mad you'll be when your girl mirin this.
> rock climbing and mountaineering > sport > lmao
you mean hobbies.
Kevin Carter
Fat Guy, is that you? How are Serial Killer and Shaw doing?
Carson Bennett
Too bad a lot of red pills here are basement dwelling fat weebs. To fulfill true redpill potential u need to become peak alpha male. Quit banging pillows and obsessing over faggot cartoons people. KEK
Jaxson Young
>fatty 'mirin the real man
It's ok. I'll let you lick your girl when I'm done.
Kayden Green
Yep
Michael Martin
Not getting dragged down by your degeneracy obsessions Numale, too fucking busy being awesome and praising life!
EYE OF THE TIGER!
James Sanders
Way ahead of you bro!
Bentley Green
>thinks lifting a dumbbell in the mirror while jerking off to your own selfies is a sport Get outside dude. Get some sun. You're probably a fatass anyways though judging by the low quality bait.
Andrew Jenkins
kek
Carson James
This is some kind of ironic post, right? Sup Forums is basically the least masculine place I visit.
Cooper Miller
"girl" did you read the OP? Fuck randoms on a whim son.
Sorry you have to lock one down for SECURITY and a shoulder to cry on when you fail, fail and fail again. When you're at the top of the hierarchy, you have your pick.
Get a set in you senseless bitch.
Mason Edwards
thank you hungry skeleton
Carson Lewis
My friend likes your idea but likes his OG gangster rap.
What should I tell him Sup Forums?
Josiah Sullivan
>This is some kind of ironic post, right? Sup Forums is basically the least masculine place I visit. nu/pol/ = Alt-Kike nu/males
old/pol/ = fucking fearless Titans
Noah Williams
amen!
Jonathan White
pic related is your average rock junkie. Bigger forearms than most gym rats and a core that gets the ladies wetter than an oiled up gymfag with watery biceps ever could.
Chase Richardson
No, Sup Forums has always been the same. The catchphrases differ, but it's still the same guys relying on other men to validate them.
Jason Baker
>samefagging this hard >I wish I was bear mode
What's it like to be a tryhard who had his shit thread derailed?
Don't bother replying fatty.
Colton Gonzalez
Did someone post a link to this place on some faggot rock climbing website or something?
Hudson Howard
Not to mention it's a white man's sport. No niggers, no jews, just white man and mother nature. based
Angel Parker
Black user here.
The 90s are coming back Brother and its gonna blow these walking corpse boomers and bitch ass 2nd tier millennial the fuck out !!!
Jordan Lewis
>Climb Everest and get back to me, sausage fingers. isnt there a gift shop on the trail to the top of the mountain. Climb K2 then talk to me
Carson Martinez
Most people here identify as Christians. But they will most likely try to do what OP is saying even though it is very degenerate and anti-Christian, still gonna fail.
Oliver Roberts
Fuck yeah. Time to get back on the gear!
Joshua Parker
>My abs feel pumped thats indigestion
Josiah Harris
>Black user here. Wrong website. /p/lebbit is that way, nigger.
Tyler Cook
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Andrew Rodriguez
Let's clarify something real quick stone glider queers.
Rock Climbing is in no way, shape or form a "sport." I hate to break it to you, but you're lying on your match.com profile.
Daniel Young
i only have two 10lb weights. what exercises should I do with them?
Jace Hughes
Maybe Sup Forums but not pre-destruction of 8ch. IT WAS PURE FUCKING OVERMAN!
Logan Cox
>buy a couple big ass dogs Calm down, whitey. Some people don't measure masculinity by owning some dogs.
Benjamin Howard
FUCK YEAH BABY I'm about to fucking go wild I've got a garden and a fucking milk crate to jump over with a massive stone to hold. I just cleaned my room and shit. Fucking making rice. Gonna get fucking. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nicholas Smith
Nad Pumping
Owen Cook
You're right, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of being fit as fuck, saying fuck you to Daddy Govment, being surrounded by nature, and impressing white girls.
Caleb Hall
>walking corpse boomers
We are going to roll them into early graves
Daniel Ortiz
It's not just that. It's the constant fretting, the desire to eliminate competition, the gossip, the focus on image, the hero worship, and the supremely cliquish behavior that makes Sup Forums feminine as all hell.
The only way that Sup Forums could be more girly is if they posted pics of the cutest boys and gushed over them.
Jonathan Roberts
nice job having barely any physique yet shoving your arm inyo your lat and flexing to create the illusion. you dont look short but you're ottermode if barely considering the lighting.
btw bench - 185 squat - 245 dead - 330 OHP - 135 im not that big but at least im not a fag
Owen Flores
Sucking dick is a "lifestyle" too. If the toe shoes fit. I guess.
Brayden Foster
fucking bronie
Aaron Parker
all that shit sounds homoerotic as fuck, stick to saving pics of half naked oiled men on your computer
Jaxson Reed
...
Jayden James
> >the hero worship
Hero worship is pure Patriarchy you fucking shill. Have you learned nothing from us?
Ian Bailey
BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKERS!
Jack Nelson
What if it's 7-3?
Luis Wright
stop NEETurbating
Adrian Hill
Oh right, I forgot the demonizing of dissent. Classic mean girl.
Jacob Baker
>tfw imagine a guy wearing a cowboy hat with 10 kids holding a big ice cream cone who body slams libshits
This is the new face of Sup Forums
Carter Hill
I'M GUY FIERI, AND YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
James Ramirez
And gnarly broken crooked toes that dries up all the vaginas within 20 yards.
Cooper Sullivan
Remind the liberals we need more manly men to save us from climate change because the jobs needed to solve climate change require manly men to work them: youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWWqWbLAPQ
James Diaz
>what exercises should I do with them? eat them and buy yourself either a homegym or buy a gym membership
